>still eats Mcdonalds

>still eats Mcdonalds

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes I drink alcohol too. Or have other takeaway food. Or indulge in snacks fried in sneed oils.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck the Sneed oil

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch this, it's very informative

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can someone without an insufferable voice make this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sneed
      based

      Kek. Brings me back. Just eat mcdoubles and raw onions bro.
      [...]
      >sneed oils
      What?

      >sneed oil?
      brainlet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Brings me back. Just eat mcdoubles and raw onions bro.
      [...]
      >sneed oils
      What?

      sneed? whos sneed? is this some kind of joke i dont understand?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you city slickers will never understand

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sneed and Feed is a scene from the Simpsons. Idk what sneed means on 4chins though, since morons here love to gatekeep and force jokes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope and sneed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moderation? Inconveivable!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Moderationfags are fags, it's the "just be urself bro, worked for me" of diet.
        If the people ( fat fucks ) didn't have an eating problem maybe they could eat shit in moderation
        but if they didn't have an eating problem they wouldn't be fat fucks in the first fucking place and there would be no need to give them advice
        morons give counterproductive advice and then act like they're helping

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do none of these things, neither do I consume any caffeine. I haven't for years. Somehow I'm fat though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, turns out instead of obeying weird dieting tricks you just need to eat less.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember when mcdoubles used to be constantly shilled here for being a great bulking food

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Brings me back. Just eat mcdoubles and raw onions bro.

      Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes I drink alcohol too. Or have other takeaway food. Or indulge in snacks fried in sneed oils.

      >sneed oils
      What?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What?
        The sign is a subtle joke

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What sign?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For me it's the McChicken

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember people not shutting the fuck up about the McChicken, like it was somehow more than just a chicken sandwich with mayo.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. wasn't really into that back then but I was dumb enough to indulge in the KFC Double Downs when they were available lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They really need to bring those back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Brings me back. Just eat mcdoubles and raw onions bro.
      [...]
      >sneed oils
      What?

      You're supposed to buy the McDoubles, remove the bun, and mix it with rice or potato and a scoop of protein 6 times a day. Adjust amounts to fit your caloric and protein goals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes because you used to be able to buy 18g of protein at $.60 per patty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got trolled by this bs and ended up with psoriasis on the scalp, cleared it with an anti-inflammatory diet tho

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok I'll bite. Unironically how?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It`s just tons of preservatives

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It`s just tons of preservatives

      Wrong. See

      This is made by ignorant idiots who have absolutely no idea why and under which circumstances food becomes moldy and decomposes. It's not because of some "chemicals" they pump into the food (note how these people never specify what these alleged chemicals are and why they're bad). It's because it's salty low-moisture food that just dries out if left in the open like this. The same would happen to a homemade slice of fresh bread. It just dries out but bacteria and funghi need moisture to grow.
      >never refridgerated
      Ironically in a fridge it would have become moldy after a while because there you have more moisture in the air

      It'd taste like absolute shit but you won't get sick from it

      .
      You can do this on your own. The reason bread molds in a bag is because the plastic keeps in the moisture from the air and bread itself which allows the mold and shit to propagate.
      Its the same shit behind freeze-drying. Remove the moisture from any food and it can sit out for decades provided no bugs or animals get to it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not preservatives or chemicals or any shit like that. It's because there's very little moisture in McDonalds food, so the food dries out before it goes bad. Drench it in water and watch it go bad.

        Bullshit, beef jerky goes bad, dried bread goes bad, you can not tell me that fries, minced meat and fucking cheese have no moisture. That shit is alien

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fresh bread goes bad because it generally has moisture in it and is exposed to moisture in the air. Put a loaf of bread on a table near a dehumidifier and see how long it lasts.
          If beef jerky is dried to the point of shoe leather, it will last a long fucking time as long as no bugs get to it. The issue is that it would be largely inedible because of how tough it would be.
          If there was some magical chemical that permanently prevented bacterial and mold growth on substances, we would apply it to immunocompromised patients to minimize their ability to get sick, yet here we are.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then why isn't mcd patty as tough as shoe leather?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It has moisture when it is served, but it will still dry out when you leave it exposed to air. The salt will prevent initial bacterial growth and the water evaporation prevents it further.
              And the reason why that wouldn't mold vs say a piece of fruit is because the fruit has a much higher water content meaning by the time it would reach a stable low moisture point like the burger, the microbes will have had their way with it. But put that same fruit in a dehydrator and it will last quite a long time in a continued low moisture environment.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then explain how I was cleaning out the backseat of my truck and the fries under the seat were dry and not moldy but your mom’s panties looked like they had a brick of brewers yeast in the cotton liner part.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man, I would gladly cut off my left nut just to watch you eat the food from OP's pic and try to tell me
          >yeah that one didn't go bad, it's alien food lmao, still edible
          You dumb moron.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Then why isn't mcd patty as tough as shoe leather?

          >I have never made smoked/cured pork in my life: the post
          That shit can last you for literally MONTHS and still taste good.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Months, not a decade

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That mcd's meal isn't gonna taste good after a decade either, so what's your point?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Not him btw

                It's still holding its shape
                It's still completely recognisable as fast food
                That crap is not normal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >provided no bugs or animals get to it.
        That's the point of this project. Nothing wants to eat it and bacteria doesn't either.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Leave it out on the curb and ants and roaches will still eat it. The bacteria that would normally start decaying can't survive in the low moisture environment. There's a difference.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't project the human concept of desire onto bacteria and insects. They would eat it if they could.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not preservatives or chemicals or any shit like that. It's because there's very little moisture in McDonalds food, so the food dries out before it goes bad. Drench it in water and watch it go bad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clean, dry and salty food with comparatively large surface area to volume ratio left undisturbed in dry, clean environment. It basically dried into salty rock before anything was able mould it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would you bite that you fucking idiot

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it still edible? I need to know so that I can stock up in case the country goes to absolute shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is made by ignorant idiots who have absolutely no idea why and under which circumstances food becomes moldy and decomposes. It's not because of some "chemicals" they pump into the food (note how these people never specify what these alleged chemicals are and why they're bad). It's because it's salty low-moisture food that just dries out if left in the open like this. The same would happen to a homemade slice of fresh bread. It just dries out but bacteria and funghi need moisture to grow.
      >never refridgerated
      Ironically in a fridge it would have become moldy after a while because there you have more moisture in the air

      It'd taste like absolute shit but you won't get sick from it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >0.50 MC$ have been deposited to your account

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Ronald McDonald

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man I wish I could find that McDonald's advertisement flash parody where Ronald McDonald advertises mcdonalds as healthy by adding lettuce to all the items on the menu including the milkshakes and slushies

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. Doktor Goldberstein proud vegan and PUFA pusher

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Anti-intellectualism is a disease, and anyone who paid any modicum of attention in their elementary biology class would know this.
        This is less than entry-level knowledge you dumb cunts. Fuck off back to r/conspiracies with this gay shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What this guy said. There are plenty of reasons to not eat McD's, OP is not one of them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it wasnt edible from the start

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically jelly of people who dislike McD’s. To me it is hyper-palatable.

        One time I had been eating very clean with almost no breaks for a few months straight, and we stopped by McD’s drunk after a wedding (which is pretty much the only situation I would eat fast food in). I swear that quarter pounder triggered long-dormant pathways in my reward center. It is delicious in a dirty, cocaine-ish way. It’s fucking unnatural.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, cocaine is actually enjoyable.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those fries still look pretty good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fresher than some of the fries they're serving today.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fucking cheese is BROWN. I cannot fathom what that would taste like

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gjetost

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably like ur mums gash m8

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats funny is the skinniest ive ever been was when i was only eating one junior chicken a day and technically doing a 23.5 hour fast for the rest of it. Broke as fuck 2$ a day isnt that bad, this lasted like half a year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I got skinny eating 300 calories a day
      holy shit anon, i think you're on to something. headed to mcdonalds rn, ill report back later

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >even bacteria and mold refuse to eat goyslop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >even bacteria and mold want some liquid to wash down a dry ass burger and fries

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >E.COLI!
      >INFLUENZA!
      >STOP. BEING. ANTISEMITIC.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I watch this guy and it helps me get over cravings
      https://youtube.com/c/StephenPatula

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically looked my best when I would have a BigMac and 5 chicken selects after every workout.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will this happen with other fast food chains btw, or just a McWagies thing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burger King ran a very successful ad showing that their food actually molds and shit. Compared to McDonald's.
      It worked, people will take that shit serious sometimes.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >something that's dehydrated doesn't significantly decompose
    No shit. Is she coming for Buddhist monks next?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when the bombs fall you'll be glad of non-perishable fast food

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're going to be 100% thankful for these burgers and all this shit when the nuclear holocaust comes and this is all we have left

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or we could prevent the nuclear holocaust by stop giving money to Israel. Just a thought.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I, too, am in favor of cutting Israel loose.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >or we could
        you'll do nothing, like always.

        a random guy literally made a fucking shotgun in his living room out of tubes, tape, and wood and killed a major politician just days ago. what's stopping you?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good try, mister CIA. You can't groom me.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            like i said. you'll do nothing, like always, but whine about how terrible the world is, but you'll never make it a better place yourself, you fucking coward

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can't stop the government from giving away my taxes to Israel by shooting up the place, moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so like i said. you'll do nothing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So? Shut the fuck up gay

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Find your local rich cunt, drag him into the city center, and butcher him publicly while screaming about why your doing this. Escape uncaught and continue.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Not him btw

            I can't stop the government from giving away my taxes to Israel by shooting up the place, moron.

            So? Shut the fuck up gay

            Picrelated

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone on the internet advocating dong something useful is just a glowie who wants to entrap you
            this mindset is actually the most effective thing ~~*intelligence agencies*~~ have done to prevent any real action

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't live near a Rothschild.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PRESERVATIVES BAD...BECAUSE I SAID SO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Not him btw

      >the subhuman shills for the megacorporation
      And the sky is blue.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your mold

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've had a maccas cheeseburger under my bed since 2014
    a nugget from 2018
    and a hungry jacks(burgerking) from 2019

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not even microbes can/want to eat that shit
    sheesh

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't eaten a bite of McDonalds since 2006. Had it when I was a kid and got the stomach flu later that day. Spent multiple days constantly vomiting and shitting. I was so sick it may have stunted my growth.
    Probably wasn't caused by McDonalds, but it was the last thing I ate before getting sick and it was the first thing I threw up.
    May have been a blessing in disguise. Even if my growth was stunted, I would have lost at most 2 inches in height in exchange for never wanting to eat McDonalds again. Not the best trade off, but I'll take it.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what is actually bad in McDonald's food that doesn't get digested and excreted after eating?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what happens with this shit inside you? Does it digest or what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does it digest or what?
      Obviously. You shit don't you?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes McDonald’s is bad. But post tweeter and daughters pics. I guarantee they’re no runway models. People who focus on scapegoating narrow shit are NGMI. If you get everything else on point (aka what matters) you don’t need to obsess over eating fast food occasionally or soda like they’re the great satan. You can think McDonald’s is the root of all evil and then go eat a salad drenched in olive oil and topped with feta and guess what: you’re still going to be fat.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's your meat bro

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >long shelve life food bad
    What did he mean by this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "long shelf life" typically means "a lot of preservatives". while having some is fine, having all of your diet being high in preservatives all the time can introduce health issues. obviously, fresh ingredients don't have these issues at the cost of having quicker expiration dates

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you're gonna eat zogchow, you might as well go to a takeout pizza place, get chinese, or go to some fried chicken joint. Imagine willingly eating fucking mcdonalds or burger king as a cheat meal. I can understand wendys though that redhead is a semen demon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zogchow
      >goyslop

      the shit this site comes up with makes me kek too hard

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped not because it's le bad for you but because it's insanely expensive. McDonalds went from a value fast food chain to wannabee fast casual.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >People actually believe every stupid shit thing posted to facebook

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    da whiyut mayun be pumpin dem burguhz fullo dem preserbatibs ang ghemighals n shit bruh on god

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The last McDonald's meal in the world that's not full of PUFA

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brehs… I can't help it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its over for you

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now do it with honey
    bet u eat that u fucking moroncunt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Separates and crystallizes after a few months in your pantry

      It's nature's high fructose corn syrup, anyway.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McDonalds unironically got better in the last couple years.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, would eat this shit a lot more often if fast-food wasn't so expensive in yuropistan

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