Moderationgays are gays, it's the "just be urself bro, worked for me" of diet.
If the people ( fat fricks ) didn't have an eating problem maybe they could eat shit in moderation
but if they didn't have an eating problem they wouldn't be fat fricks in the first fricking place and there would be no need to give them advice
Black folk give counterproductive advice and then act like they're helping
Kek. Brings me back. Just eat mcdoubles and raw onions bro.
[...] >sneed oils
What?
You're supposed to buy the McDoubles, remove the bun, and mix it with rice or potato and a scoop of protein 6 times a day. Adjust amounts to fit your caloric and protein goals.
This is made by ignorant idiots who have absolutely no idea why and under which circumstances food becomes moldy and decomposes. It's not because of some "chemicals" they pump into the food (note how these people never specify what these alleged chemicals are and why they're bad). It's because it's salty low-moisture food that just dries out if left in the open like this. The same would happen to a homemade slice of fresh bread. It just dries out but bacteria and funghi need moisture to grow. >never refridgerated
Ironically in a fridge it would have become moldy after a while because there you have more moisture in the air
It'd taste like absolute shit but you won't get sick from it
.
You can do this on your own. The reason bread molds in a bag is because the plastic keeps in the moisture from the air and bread itself which allows the mold and shit to propagate.
Its the same shit behind freeze-drying. Remove the moisture from any food and it can sit out for decades provided no bugs or animals get to it.
It's not preservatives or chemicals or any shit like that. It's because there's very little moisture in McDonalds food, so the food dries out before it goes bad. Drench it in water and watch it go bad.
Bullshit, beef jerky goes bad, dried bread goes bad, you can not tell me that fries, minced meat and fricking cheese have no moisture. That shit is alien
Fresh bread goes bad because it generally has moisture in it and is exposed to moisture in the air. Put a loaf of bread on a table near a dehumidifier and see how long it lasts.
If beef jerky is dried to the point of shoe leather, it will last a long fricking time as long as no bugs get to it. The issue is that it would be largely inedible because of how tough it would be.
If there was some magical chemical that permanently prevented bacterial and mold growth on substances, we would apply it to immunocompromised patients to minimize their ability to get sick, yet here we are.
It has moisture when it is served, but it will still dry out when you leave it exposed to air. The salt will prevent initial bacterial growth and the water evaporation prevents it further.
And the reason why that wouldn't mold vs say a piece of fruit is because the fruit has a much higher water content meaning by the time it would reach a stable low moisture point like the burger, the microbes will have had their way with it. But put that same fruit in a dehydrator and it will last quite a long time in a continued low moisture environment.
Then explain how I was cleaning out the backseat of my truck and the fries under the seat were dry and not moldy but your mom’s panties looked like they had a brick of brewers yeast in the cotton liner part.
Man, I would gladly cut off my left nut just to watch you eat the food from OP's pic and try to tell me >yeah that one didn't go bad, it's alien food lmao, still edible
You dumb Black person.
Leave it out on the curb and ants and roaches will still eat it. The bacteria that would normally start decaying can't survive in the low moisture environment. There's a difference.
It's not preservatives or chemicals or any shit like that. It's because there's very little moisture in McDonalds food, so the food dries out before it goes bad. Drench it in water and watch it go bad.
Clean, dry and salty food with comparatively large surface area to volume ratio left undisturbed in dry, clean environment. It basically dried into salty rock before anything was able mould it.
This is made by ignorant idiots who have absolutely no idea why and under which circumstances food becomes moldy and decomposes. It's not because of some "chemicals" they pump into the food (note how these people never specify what these alleged chemicals are and why they're bad). It's because it's salty low-moisture food that just dries out if left in the open like this. The same would happen to a homemade slice of fresh bread. It just dries out but bacteria and funghi need moisture to grow. >never refridgerated
Ironically in a fridge it would have become moldy after a while because there you have more moisture in the air
It'd taste like absolute shit but you won't get sick from it
Man I wish I could find that McDonald's advertisement flash parody where Ronald McDonald advertises mcdonalds as healthy by adding lettuce to all the items on the menu including the milkshakes and slushies
This. Anti-intellectualism is a disease, and anyone who paid any modicum of attention in their elementary biology class would know this.
This is less than entry-level knowledge you dumb c**ts. Frick off back to r/conspiracies with this homosexual shit.
Unironically jelly of people who dislike McD’s. To me it is hyper-palatable.
One time I had been eating very clean with almost no breaks for a few months straight, and we stopped by McD’s drunk after a wedding (which is pretty much the only situation I would eat fast food in). I swear that quarter pounder triggered long-dormant pathways in my reward center. It is delicious in a dirty, cocaine-ish way. It’s fricking unnatural.
Whats funny is the skinniest ive ever been was when i was only eating one junior chicken a day and technically doing a 23.5 hour fast for the rest of it. Broke as frick 2$ a day isnt that bad, this lasted like half a year.
Burger King ran a very successful ad showing that their food actually molds and shit. Compared to McDonald's.
It worked, people will take that shit serious sometimes.
a random guy literally made a fricking shotgun in his living room out of tubes, tape, and wood and killed a major politician just days ago. what's stopping you?
like i said. you'll do nothing, like always, but whine about how terrible the world is, but you'll never make it a better place yourself, you fricking coward
I can't stop the government from giving away my taxes to Israel by shooting up the place, Black person.
2 years ago
Anonymous
so like i said. you'll do nothing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
So? Shut the frick up homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
Find your local rich c**t, drag him into the city center, and butcher him publicly while screaming about why your doing this. Escape uncaught and continue.
>everyone on the internet advocating dong something useful is just a glowie who wants to entrap you
this mindset is actually the most effective thing ~~*intelligence agencies*~~ have done to prevent any real action
I haven't eaten a bite of McDonalds since 2006. Had it when I was a kid and got the stomach flu later that day. Spent multiple days constantly vomiting and shitting. I was so sick it may have stunted my growth.
Probably wasn't caused by McDonalds, but it was the last thing I ate before getting sick and it was the first thing I threw up.
May have been a blessing in disguise. Even if my growth was stunted, I would have lost at most 2 inches in height in exchange for never wanting to eat McDonalds again. Not the best trade off, but I'll take it.
Yes McDonald’s is bad. But post tweeter and daughters pics. I guarantee they’re no runway models. People who focus on scapegoating narrow shit are NGMI. If you get everything else on point (aka what matters) you don’t need to obsess over eating fast food occasionally or soda like they’re the great satan. You can think McDonald’s is the root of all evil and then go eat a salad drenched in olive oil and topped with feta and guess what: you’re still going to be fat.
"long shelf life" typically means "a lot of preservatives". while having some is fine, having all of your diet being high in preservatives all the time can introduce health issues. obviously, fresh ingredients don't have these issues at the cost of having quicker expiration dates
If you're gonna eat zogchow, you might as well go to a takeout pizza place, get chinese, or go to some fried chicken joint. Imagine willingly eating fricking mcdonalds or burger king as a cheat meal. I can understand wendys though that redhead is a semen demon.
Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes I drink alcohol too. Or have other takeaway food. Or indulge in snacks fried in sneed oils.
Frick the Sneed oil
Watch this, it's very informative
Can someone without an insufferable voice make this
>sneed
based
>sneed oil?
brainlet
sneed? whos sneed? is this some kind of joke i dont understand?
you city slickers will never understand
Sneed and Feed is a scene from the Simpsons. Idk what sneed means on 4chins though, since Black folk here love to gatekeep and force jokes.
cope and sneed
Moderation? Inconveivable!
Moderationgays are gays, it's the "just be urself bro, worked for me" of diet.
If the people ( fat fricks ) didn't have an eating problem maybe they could eat shit in moderation
but if they didn't have an eating problem they wouldn't be fat fricks in the first fricking place and there would be no need to give them advice
Black folk give counterproductive advice and then act like they're helping
I do none of these things, neither do I consume any caffeine. I haven't for years. Somehow I'm fat though.
Yeah, turns out instead of obeying weird dieting tricks you just need to eat less.
Anyone remember when mcdoubles used to be constantly shilled here for being a great bulking food
Kek. Brings me back. Just eat mcdoubles and raw onions bro.
>sneed oils
What?
>What?
The sign is a subtle joke
What sign?
>For me it's the McChicken
I remember people not shutting the frick up about the McChicken, like it was somehow more than just a chicken sandwich with mayo.
Yeah. wasn't really into that back then but I was dumb enough to indulge in the KFC Double Downs when they were available lmao
They really need to bring those back
You're supposed to buy the McDoubles, remove the bun, and mix it with rice or potato and a scoop of protein 6 times a day. Adjust amounts to fit your caloric and protein goals.
yes because you used to be able to buy 18g of protein at $.60 per patty
I got trolled by this bs and ended up with psoriasis on the scalp, cleared it with an anti-inflammatory diet tho
Ok I'll bite. Unironically how?
It`s just tons of preservatives
Wrong. See
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You can do this on your own. The reason bread molds in a bag is because the plastic keeps in the moisture from the air and bread itself which allows the mold and shit to propagate.
Its the same shit behind freeze-drying. Remove the moisture from any food and it can sit out for decades provided no bugs or animals get to it.
Bullshit, beef jerky goes bad, dried bread goes bad, you can not tell me that fries, minced meat and fricking cheese have no moisture. That shit is alien
Fresh bread goes bad because it generally has moisture in it and is exposed to moisture in the air. Put a loaf of bread on a table near a dehumidifier and see how long it lasts.
If beef jerky is dried to the point of shoe leather, it will last a long fricking time as long as no bugs get to it. The issue is that it would be largely inedible because of how tough it would be.
If there was some magical chemical that permanently prevented bacterial and mold growth on substances, we would apply it to immunocompromised patients to minimize their ability to get sick, yet here we are.
Then why isn't mcd patty as tough as shoe leather?
It has moisture when it is served, but it will still dry out when you leave it exposed to air. The salt will prevent initial bacterial growth and the water evaporation prevents it further.
And the reason why that wouldn't mold vs say a piece of fruit is because the fruit has a much higher water content meaning by the time it would reach a stable low moisture point like the burger, the microbes will have had their way with it. But put that same fruit in a dehydrator and it will last quite a long time in a continued low moisture environment.
Then explain how I was cleaning out the backseat of my truck and the fries under the seat were dry and not moldy but your mom’s panties looked like they had a brick of brewers yeast in the cotton liner part.
Man, I would gladly cut off my left nut just to watch you eat the food from OP's pic and try to tell me
>yeah that one didn't go bad, it's alien food lmao, still edible
You dumb Black person.
>I have never made smoked/cured pork in my life: the post
That shit can last you for literally MONTHS and still taste good.
Months, not a decade
That mcd's meal isn't gonna taste good after a decade either, so what's your point?
It's still holding its shape
It's still completely recognisable as fast food
That crap is not normal
>provided no bugs or animals get to it.
That's the point of this project. Nothing wants to eat it and bacteria doesn't either.
Leave it out on the curb and ants and roaches will still eat it. The bacteria that would normally start decaying can't survive in the low moisture environment. There's a difference.
I wouldn't project the human concept of desire onto bacteria and insects. They would eat it if they could.
It's not preservatives or chemicals or any shit like that. It's because there's very little moisture in McDonalds food, so the food dries out before it goes bad. Drench it in water and watch it go bad.
Clean, dry and salty food with comparatively large surface area to volume ratio left undisturbed in dry, clean environment. It basically dried into salty rock before anything was able mould it.
why would you bite that you fricking idiot
Is it still edible? I need to know so that I can stock up in case the country goes to absolute shit.
This is made by ignorant idiots who have absolutely no idea why and under which circumstances food becomes moldy and decomposes. It's not because of some "chemicals" they pump into the food (note how these people never specify what these alleged chemicals are and why they're bad). It's because it's salty low-moisture food that just dries out if left in the open like this. The same would happen to a homemade slice of fresh bread. It just dries out but bacteria and funghi need moisture to grow.
>never refridgerated
Ironically in a fridge it would have become moldy after a while because there you have more moisture in the air
It'd taste like absolute shit but you won't get sick from it
>0.50 MC$ have been deposited to your account
>t. Ronald McDonald
Man I wish I could find that McDonald's advertisement flash parody where Ronald McDonald advertises mcdonalds as healthy by adding lettuce to all the items on the menu including the milkshakes and slushies
t. Doktor Goldberstein proud vegan and PUFA pusher
This. Anti-intellectualism is a disease, and anyone who paid any modicum of attention in their elementary biology class would know this.
This is less than entry-level knowledge you dumb c**ts. Frick off back to r/conspiracies with this homosexual shit.
What this guy said. There are plenty of reasons to not eat McD's, OP is not one of them
it wasnt edible from the start
Unironically jelly of people who dislike McD’s. To me it is hyper-palatable.
One time I had been eating very clean with almost no breaks for a few months straight, and we stopped by McD’s drunk after a wedding (which is pretty much the only situation I would eat fast food in). I swear that quarter pounder triggered long-dormant pathways in my reward center. It is delicious in a dirty, cocaine-ish way. It’s fricking unnatural.
No, cocaine is actually enjoyable.
those fries still look pretty good
Fresher than some of the fries they're serving today.
The fricking cheese is BROWN. I cannot fathom what that would taste like
Gjetost
probably like ur mums gash m8
Whats funny is the skinniest ive ever been was when i was only eating one junior chicken a day and technically doing a 23.5 hour fast for the rest of it. Broke as frick 2$ a day isnt that bad, this lasted like half a year.
>I got skinny eating 300 calories a day
holy shit anon, i think you're on to something. headed to mcdonalds rn, ill report back later
>even bacteria and mold refuse to eat goyslop
>even bacteria and mold want some liquid to wash down a dry ass burger and fries
>E.COLI!
>INFLUENZA!
>STOP. BEING. ANTISEMITIC.
I watch this guy and it helps me get over cravings
https://youtube.com/c/StephenPatula
Unironically looked my best when I would have a BigMac and 5 chicken selects after every workout.
will this happen with other fast food chains btw, or just a McWagies thing?
Burger King ran a very successful ad showing that their food actually molds and shit. Compared to McDonald's.
It worked, people will take that shit serious sometimes.
>something that's dehydrated doesn't significantly decompose
No shit. Is she coming for Buddhist monks next?
when the bombs fall you'll be glad of non-perishable fast food
you're going to be 100% thankful for these burgers and all this shit when the nuclear holocaust comes and this is all we have left
Or we could prevent the nuclear holocaust by stop giving money to Israel. Just a thought.
I, too, am in favor of cutting Israel loose.
>or we could
you'll do nothing, like always.
a random guy literally made a fricking shotgun in his living room out of tubes, tape, and wood and killed a major politician just days ago. what's stopping you?
Good try, mister CIA. You can't groom me.
like i said. you'll do nothing, like always, but whine about how terrible the world is, but you'll never make it a better place yourself, you fricking coward
I can't stop the government from giving away my taxes to Israel by shooting up the place, Black person.
so like i said. you'll do nothing.
So? Shut the frick up homosexual
Find your local rich c**t, drag him into the city center, and butcher him publicly while screaming about why your doing this. Escape uncaught and continue.
Picrelated
>everyone on the internet advocating dong something useful is just a glowie who wants to entrap you
this mindset is actually the most effective thing ~~*intelligence agencies*~~ have done to prevent any real action
I don't live near a Rothschild.
>PRESERVATIVES BAD...BECAUSE I SAID SO
>the subhuman shills for the megacorporation
And the sky is blue.
enjoy your mold
i've had a maccas cheeseburger under my bed since 2014
a nugget from 2018
and a hungry jacks(burgerking) from 2019
>not even microbes can/want to eat that shit
sheesh
I haven't eaten a bite of McDonalds since 2006. Had it when I was a kid and got the stomach flu later that day. Spent multiple days constantly vomiting and shitting. I was so sick it may have stunted my growth.
Probably wasn't caused by McDonalds, but it was the last thing I ate before getting sick and it was the first thing I threw up.
May have been a blessing in disguise. Even if my growth was stunted, I would have lost at most 2 inches in height in exchange for never wanting to eat McDonalds again. Not the best trade off, but I'll take it.
So what is actually bad in McDonald's food that doesn't get digested and excreted after eating?
So what happens with this shit inside you? Does it digest or what?
>Does it digest or what?
Obviously. You shit don't you?
Yes McDonald’s is bad. But post tweeter and daughters pics. I guarantee they’re no runway models. People who focus on scapegoating narrow shit are NGMI. If you get everything else on point (aka what matters) you don’t need to obsess over eating fast food occasionally or soda like they’re the great satan. You can think McDonald’s is the root of all evil and then go eat a salad drenched in olive oil and topped with feta and guess what: you’re still going to be fat.
here's your meat bro
>long shelve life food bad
What did he mean by this?
"long shelf life" typically means "a lot of preservatives". while having some is fine, having all of your diet being high in preservatives all the time can introduce health issues. obviously, fresh ingredients don't have these issues at the cost of having quicker expiration dates
If you're gonna eat zogchow, you might as well go to a takeout pizza place, get chinese, or go to some fried chicken joint. Imagine willingly eating fricking mcdonalds or burger king as a cheat meal. I can understand wendys though that redhead is a semen demon.
>zogchow
>goyslop
the shit this site comes up with makes me kek too hard
I stopped not because it's le bad for you but because it's insanely expensive. McDonalds went from a value fast food chain to wannabee fast casual.
>People actually believe every stupid shit thing posted to facebook
da whiyut mayun be pumpin dem burguhz fullo dem preserbatibs ang ghemighals n shit bruh on god
The last McDonald's meal in the world that's not full of PUFA
Brehs… I can't help it.
its over for you
now do it with honey
bet u eat that u fricking Black personc**t
>Separates and crystallizes after a few months in your pantry
It's nature's high fructose corn syrup, anyway.
McDonalds unironically got better in the last couple years.
Don't care, would eat this shit a lot more often if fast-food wasn't so expensive in yuropistan