Stop Eating This Tasteless Dogshit

I don't give a frick if it has slightly less calories than thighs. Fricking eat thighs. Thousand times juicier and tastier.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thighs are where a lot of heavy metals can collect

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do americans think chicken breast has no taste? Is your chicken really that bad, or do you amerisharts not know how to cook?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another anon who visited America from Germany said he was shocked how amazingly good American food tastes and said its no wonder we're so fat. Chicken breast and vegetables tastes like cardboard compared to most of our food

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are you classifying as "American food"? Fast food slop?
        Yes, I'm a burger and yes, our most popular foods are garbage.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      our chicken really is that bad. flavorless and full of steroids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Been illegal to use hormones on poultry since like the 50s you fricking moron.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure, that's why they've been rebranded as vaccines and antibiotics

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Meds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europoor cope. American food is fine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try visiting in a different country, you'll soon realise usa has 200 times more goyslop.

        The eggs in usa are pale as frick, egg yolks are light yellow

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          egg color has nothing to do with its nutritional content

          stop listening to wellness quacks on youtube you utter homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you overcook it, then it turns dry and gritty, 90% of Americans don't cook and so yea, that's what the problem is. People think chicken at restaurants is good because they've never bothered to simply cook a perfect bone in chicken breast dripping with juices.
      Though if you frick up by even a minute, it's fricked.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a pound of them today and I'm going to eat a pound of them tomorrow and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day but not the next day because it's Friday

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat pork sirloin over chicken entirely if you're going to be such a homosexual about muh flavor.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mmmm chichen

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just add paprika, garlic & onion power, pepper, salt. Why scared of seasoning?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just add freeze dried powdered vegetables for more taste.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thighs have too much fat
    I don't mean that from a health standpoint it just feels greasy
    chicken has just the right amount of juice I think, and it's at a level of flavor where it can be more easily complemented by spices since it won't overpower them.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how are you cooking them? that makes a world of difference.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tasteless dogshit
    Speak for yourself moron, lrn2cook

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >californian

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      give recipe fren

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has an electric range
      >chides others for not being able to cook properly
      Funny shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Despite the limitations of my apartment kitchen it's delicious

        >californian

        Opposite coast actually

        give recipe fren

        It's a secret but you can come over and have some anon, I make it every night

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      clean your fricking kitchen homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is the point of lifting if you live like a homeless?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    learn to wiener nerd

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken breast is drier so I think it's actually better at soaking up gravy, although tbf that's the flavour of the gravy not the chicken.

    Sometimes you want drier meat to balance out your dish/sandwich/whatever of it would be too sloppy overall.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or just eat beef.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why thighs? they only taste good when breaded and deepfried. the only good parts of chicken are drumstick, wings and liver

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't make bocconcini di pollo con peperoni
    ngmi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      post recipe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the one I use. You really gotta have aceto balsamico though, it completes the taste
        https://www.fattoincasadabenedetta.it/ricetta/bocconcini-di-pollo-con-peperoni/

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? Thighs and breasts are both fine.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    acquire taste pleb

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken breast is delicious. Thighs taste funny. There's a million ways to make them. Teriyaki sauce, soi sauce. Do lemon juice and garlic. Maybe add butter to it, or simmer it in a wine sauce. Curry is good. Chicken curry and rice is fricking delicious. There's also just good ol salt and pepper. You could dehydrate it and make it into jerky. You could even cut them into strips and dip in your condiment of choice. How about pulled chicken with light amount of BBQ sauce? Learn 2 cook

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using sauce to cover up the shit taste of breast
      yeah, concession accepted

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >enhancing food with spices is le bad because... BECAUSE I SAID SO
        I like it plain too, but clearly this is a problem for you so LEARN 2 COOK. Your ancestors dominated the whole fricking world just for spices and tea. Use them

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    right on black bro

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheap thighs have a strange texture, like whatever the water solution they put in doesnt work in the same way it does with breast. Expensive thighs, without any added water, are top tier but more expensive than cheap breast so only come out when im making a real meal.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So much anger.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    With Chicken thighs I am stuck with whatever quality fat the bird has on it

    With Breasts I can add whatever fat I want,

    I do eat both though

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't tell me what to do. I WILL eat the breasts.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not my problem

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I eat the entire chicken. Organs and all. How about quit wasting your money eating certain parts of an animal for twice the price.

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