strange behaviors of Gym Indians

What have you observed, beyond the obligatory jeans/poli combo? There is one Gym Indian that puts on sunglasses during certain sets. But not all sets, just some.

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doing excessive Good Mornings til failure

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      hilarious

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is unironically a problem that affects their infrastructure, since so many of them do it at the same time.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They post body when you ask them

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will start snatching 80%+ only in sunglasses after this post

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    they’re always doing the needful

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You actually see them lift
    Indian zoomers don't have broccoli hair and don't move in packs
    They look like they're having fun
    They wear cologne
    They're never the biggest or the strongest

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they don’t move in packs
      What!?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever seen 5 Indian zoomers huddled around a bench taking turns and 10 minute breaks between each set?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they travel everywhere together nothing wrong with that but they’re never alone at least where I live

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          This thread is my calling. My college campus has a huge Indian population and there's nothing I love more than observing the strange behaviors of these people.
          >that group of 5 Indians guys who come in at the same time every day and film each other bench pressing for well over an hour, then leave
          >all of them wear the same H&M distressed biker jeans in various shades of blue and grey
          >all of them wear some form of sandal, usually rubber slides with knockoff adidas branding
          >the massive Indian bodybuilder dude who's clearly revered and respected by all the other Indians in the gym like a silverback gorilla
          >the other Indians will always give up a rack or bench if he ever comes over and asks for it, but usually if he comes over to a group of Indians it's just to chat and seemingly offer advice (I can't actually understand anything they say)
          Curious Indian behaviors I've observed outside of the gym:
          >They prefer to walk in the street rather than on the sidewalk, even if the sidewalk is right next to them
          >The "good morning sir" shit is 100% real and accurate, while I'm walking to an 8AM class I'll usually have 4-5 Indian guys I've never met before smile and say good morning to me (makes my day tbh)
          >They love anything Ralph Lauren/Polo. It's like the equivalent of Slavs wearing Adidas, every Indian guy I see around my campus is wearing something Polo branded.
          Btw I have nothing against Indians, I don't think I've ever met a rude Indian. They're just funny people.

          Is this really that common of a phenomenon? That's bizarre.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the massive Indian bodybuilder dude
            I have never seen a massive Indian bodybuilder. They're either skinny DYELs struggling to bench 1 pl8 or 300lb powershitters who can hit 405 but haven't seen their dick in decades

            Have you ever seen 5 Indian zoomers huddled around a bench taking turns and 10 minute breaks between each set?

            This is peak ESL behavior, see it a ton with Chinese foreign students. Indians even the accent are actually more understandable so I see a lot less of this behavior from them

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve seen a couple of big Indians but they’ve always been Sikhs

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough. Difference is they actually eat meat at least on a semi-frequent basis

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's always a dude in a turban

          • 12 months ago
            Chud SNEED

            >good morning from Indian parasites immigrants just make my heckin’ day! WHOLESOME 100 chungerino i love Canada
            have a nice day, street shitters need to go back and do you

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              FRICK you we are real aryans you should be thanking us for coming to fixing your country bastard b***h

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bastard b***h
                >frick you bloody
                >bloody frick you bastard b***h
                >no frick you bloody bastard
                >frick you bloody

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stfu Eskimo. You have been GEKOLONISEERD.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >chuck sneed
              you are the biggest homosexual ever

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>They prefer to walk in the street rather than on the sidewalk, even if the sidewalk is right next to them
            this is max comfy, especially at night in a small rural town. makes you feel like you own the place
            >>The "good morning sir" shit is 100% real and accurate
            the British couldn't teach them hygiene but by God did they beat good manners into them

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>The "good morning sir" shit is 100% real and accurate, while I'm walking to an 8AM class I'll usually have 4-5 Indian guys I've never met before smile and say good morning to me (makes my day tbh)

            More like "makes my day desi" amirite?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's a duo of indans in my gym. Jeans and sandals every time. I haven't noticed any smells yet, so it's not a bother.

          If I had the pack of indians from those tiktoks in my gym, i'd camp out there every day to see them.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they travel everywhere together nothing wrong with that but they’re never alone at least where I live

          Where I live they're aren't any Indian neighborhoods or anything and all the Indian zoomers are fully integrated 1st or 2nd generation citizens. There will be like at most one in a multiethnic gaggle of zoomers.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They wear cologne
      Curry scented

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't move in packs

      I've never seen a lone indian in my life

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Indian zoomers don't have broccoli hair and don't move in packs
      Kek, my gym is full of packs of broccoli-haired Indian zoomers.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're never the biggest or the strongest
      AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!!!

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Went to a few gyms in canada where they were in the majority and it was a regular occurrence to see massive curry turds left behind in the shower stalls. Didn't even bother washing them down. They had serious trouble keeping cleaning staff around. Sucks when you're paying extra for sauna/steam room and then can't even make use of it, because of them refusing to use a toilet. Also never doing full reps, while eye raping all the women in proximity, sitting in a cloud of curry stench and occupying the only squat rack for 30 min, just to film themselves doing bicep curls with improper form seems to be a cultural staple as well now. I do have Indian friends that also roll their eyes at that sorta behavior, so it seems like more of a fob thing, but still difficult to deal with

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >massive curry turds left behind in the shower stalls.

      Had a friend who worked in hotels and he was constantly complaining that Indian guests will always shit in the shower.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they're his lifting glasses.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know what these NRIs are doing over there in America but holy shit some of the stuff I read about American Indians makes me wanna kill myself for being Indian. People over here don’t act like u guys described, maybe south indians do, they check all the criteria

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick u benchod u think u r better than us? U wanna see how I do?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bloody b***h frick you benchod

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes,Most of the American NRIs are south Indians.they don't behave well. Actually from what I've heard. Sometimes unethical ways are the only way to survive in America.
      >t.6'2 south indian

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Christian ones are good. Hindus are all going to burn in hell.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This Indian guy at my gym walks around. He doesn't lift weights. He just walks around. He goes right up to the mirror and gets very close to it and stares himself in the eyes as he turns around. Then he just keeps doing laps. Never seen him lift a weight.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      > He doesn't lift weights. He just walks around. He goes right up to the mirror and gets very close to it and stares himself in the eyes as he turns around.

      Extremely based

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont like them
    t. racist

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pajeet walks into gym, starts making a call to presumably another pajeet. paces around the gym talking loudly and not doing any exercise for the entire duration of my workout
    >group of pajeets come in, they see another pajeet they know, spend 20+ minutes talking. split apart and do 1 set of memeshit exercises. congregate back together and spend another 20+ minutes talking

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think 3rd and 6th from left look the coolest

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That weird feeling knowing that the Dane is somewhere on the right.
    Height is not genetic.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres a jeet in his 30s who just curls with super light weight and uses the rowing machine all while talking aloud on his airpods like hes in a meeting
    like heavy jeet accent, always appearing busy in a work meeting or something
    what the frick kind of official business is he attending to at 8-9 pm every day? its very mysterious

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's most likely talking to his family

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    SIRSS

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're always lifting the exact same weight and asking if gym girls have boyfriends.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      one thing I'll say is based about curry's is they always creep women the frick out

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I worked at Amazon for a couple of months. They'd always be creeping out all the women.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do indians always seem to be having a one sided conversation when talking on the phone? Is Hindi a really inefficient language or some shit?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and they are all deaf which is why they yell

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dead set, they can continuously speak for 10 minutes straight without the other person speaking. They're the only c**ts that do it.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is one who wear a shirt with his name on it every time. Not a work shirt, a custom t shirt that just says his name.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >strange behaviors of Gym Indians

    this one time I saw one pick up the ez bar and start doing some kind of ritualistic spirit dance with it while shouting "HOOYA HEEEYA HOOYA"

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes. The lifts of the ancestor spirit, Ripped Buffalo.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a Canadian of Scottish descent and my brother's name is Ian. I once revealed this fact to an Indian guy who wore too much cologne, and worked out in knockoff polos, jeans, and sandals and he asked if Ian was short for Aryan and I told him yes, he is my Aryan Brother. To this day I think he believed me, he seem kinda slow. If he ever finds a Wes Watson video or watches Shot Caller, he will probably marvel at how I have even more brothers in North America than he does.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's one at my gym who will get about 4 sets of dumbbells out and scatter them across the floor, but then will just do sets of curls with the lightest pair he picked out and leave without putting anything back where it goes.

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