>Strong people are harder to kill than weak pe-ACK!

>Strong people are harder to kill than weak pe-ACK!

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not shooting yourself to build immunity to firearms
    ngmi

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone I went to HS with actually did something similar to this. Dude tried making his own body armor and shot himself in his garage with a shotgun. Let’s just say the outcome was an early HS reunion at a funeral parlor. Closed casket. The mother was sobbing so hysterically, leaning again the casket that it flipped over, spilling him out. Man he really did a number on himself. After the funeral mass the following day, one of the bearers lost his grip on the casket, again ejecting the poor kid on the front steps of the church. At the repast in the bathroom I enjoyed my first bi-blowjob (girl and guy friend).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to start with smaller calibers and work your way up. Jesus Christ, I can't believe I have to point this out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great story, tell that one often just like that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Someone I went to HS with actually did something similar to this. Dude tried making his own body armor and shot himself in his garage with a shotgun. Let’s just say the outcome was an early HS reunion at a funeral parlor. Closed casket. The mother was sobbing so hysterically, leaning again the casket that it flipped over, spilling him out. Man he really did a number on himself. After the funeral mass the following day, one of the bearers lost his grip on the casket, again ejecting the poor kid on the front steps of the church. At the repast in the bathroom I enjoyed my first bi-blowjob (girl and guy friend).

          I would tell it like this
          "I knew this guy who tried making his own body armor, he shot himself with a shotgun and fucking died. Yea when I went to his wake his mom was crying so hard on his casket that she tipped it and his corpse fell out. Then the next day at the funeral they dropped his casket and he fell out again. Anyway I got my first bi blow job at the repast (my buddy and his girlfriend)"
          I spit my drink out when I read that last sentence anon, that's such a good story that I'm probably gonna steal it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Glad you enjoyed anon. It’s a quick rundown of a short story I’m actually working on.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just exactly like that!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Digusting freak gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude I think I saw that on Corn Cobb TV. Was he naked??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when did everyone clap?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Starting shells has you increasing the mass of the buckshot you take 5 mg every session

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spray your body with slingshots (small rocks)
    >do this until whole body gets calloused
    >replace small rocks with big ones
    >repeat
    >move on to airsoft
    >same procedure
    >have a nice day with gun
    >bullet gets stuck in skin

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/BrutalBeatdowns/comments/mci1v8/man_gets_beaten_to_neardeath_while_sleeping/
    even if this twig wasn't asleep or on drugs the outcome would be the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately I cannot view this video because I do not have a Reddit account

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then why are you literally watching it right now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        change www.reddit to old.reddit

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I was shot at I would simply dodge the bullets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still having to dodge bullets
      >not being ready enough to not have to

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not eating bullets as a pre-workout

    Ngmi

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think muscle will help if you fall down or something, i guess he should have said "Strong people are harder to injure than weak people"

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a fat ass (the average american) has a significant higher chance to survive a knife attack than a skinny or ripped guy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a fat ass (the average american) has a significant higher chance to surviv-
      >*walks one and a half feet*
      >-ACK

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guns are really the great equalizer. It's too bad we let blacks and women have them.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know you can be strong AND own a gun, right? That way you can defend yourself in a gunfight AND in hand to hand combat. If you are a weak gay a gun won't save you if someone jumps you and you don't have time to pull it out. Worst case scenario is that someone grabs your gun and shoots you with your own gun.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walking down the street
    >get stopped by 3 people with guns
    >quickly move my 300lbs body at one
    >hip drahv him to the ground
    >throw milk jug at another knocking him out
    >3rd one shoots me right into my gut
    >the bullet enters through my lifting belt and stops on the 4th layer of fat from years of GOMAD
    >OHP him 8 times, he runs away in fear
    >go to the hospital to remove bullet, they say they can't reach through my fat so they need to remove fat with liposuction first
    >tfw go from 300lbs to 140
    >strength evaporates, can't even bench a bar now
    true story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>OHP him 8 times

      >Not doing sets of fahve

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm making a game where your ability to survive bullets is directly linked to your physical strength and you cannot stop me.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rippetoe, how do I bail out of a squat?
    >instead of bailing, just finish the squat.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Something looks off about that gun

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