Someone I went to HS with actually did something similar to this. Dude tried making his own body armor and shot himself in his garage with a shotgun. Let’s just say the outcome was an early HS reunion at a funeral parlor. Closed casket. The mother was sobbing so hysterically, leaning again the casket that it flipped over, spilling him out. Man he really did a number on himself. After the funeral mass the following day, one of the bearers lost his grip on the casket, again ejecting the poor kid on the front steps of the church. At the repast in the bathroom I enjoyed my first bi-blowjob (girl and guy friend).
Someone I went to HS with actually did something similar to this. Dude tried making his own body armor and shot himself in his garage with a shotgun. Let’s just say the outcome was an early HS reunion at a funeral parlor. Closed casket. The mother was sobbing so hysterically, leaning again the casket that it flipped over, spilling him out. Man he really did a number on himself. After the funeral mass the following day, one of the bearers lost his grip on the casket, again ejecting the poor kid on the front steps of the church. At the repast in the bathroom I enjoyed my first bi-blowjob (girl and guy friend).
I would tell it like this
"I knew this guy who tried making his own body armor, he shot himself with a shotgun and fricking died. Yea when I went to his wake his mom was crying so hard on his casket that she tipped it and his corpse fell out. Then the next day at the funeral they dropped his casket and he fell out again. Anyway I got my first bi blow job at the repast (my buddy and his girlfriend)"
I spit my drink out when I read that last sentence anon, that's such a good story that I'm probably gonna steal it.
>spray your body with slingshots (small rocks) >do this until whole body gets calloused >replace small rocks with big ones >repeat >move on to airsoft >same procedure >have a nice day with gun >bullet gets stuck in skin
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrutalBeatdowns/comments/mci1v8/man_gets_beaten_to_neardeath_while_sleeping/
even if this twig wasn't asleep or on drugs the outcome would be the same.
You know you can be strong AND own a gun, right? That way you can defend yourself in a gunfight AND in hand to hand combat. If you are a weak homosexual a gun won't save you if someone jumps you and you don't have time to pull it out. Worst case scenario is that someone grabs your gun and shoots you with your own gun.
>walking down the street >get stopped by 3 people with guns >quickly move my 300lbs body at one >hip drahv him to the ground >throw milk jug at another knocking him out >3rd one shoots me right into my gut >the bullet enters through my lifting belt and stops on the 4th layer of fat from years of GOMAD >OHP him 8 times, he runs away in fear >go to the hospital to remove bullet, they say they can't reach through my fat so they need to remove fat with liposuction first >tfw go from 300lbs to 140 >strength evaporates, can't even bench a bar now
true story
>not shooting yourself to build immunity to firearms
ngmi
Someone I went to HS with actually did something similar to this. Dude tried making his own body armor and shot himself in his garage with a shotgun. Let’s just say the outcome was an early HS reunion at a funeral parlor. Closed casket. The mother was sobbing so hysterically, leaning again the casket that it flipped over, spilling him out. Man he really did a number on himself. After the funeral mass the following day, one of the bearers lost his grip on the casket, again ejecting the poor kid on the front steps of the church. At the repast in the bathroom I enjoyed my first bi-blowjob (girl and guy friend).
You're supposed to start with smaller calibers and work your way up. Jesus Christ, I can't believe I have to point this out.
Great story, tell that one often just like that.
I would tell it like this
"I knew this guy who tried making his own body armor, he shot himself with a shotgun and fricking died. Yea when I went to his wake his mom was crying so hard on his casket that she tipped it and his corpse fell out. Then the next day at the funeral they dropped his casket and he fell out again. Anyway I got my first bi blow job at the repast (my buddy and his girlfriend)"
I spit my drink out when I read that last sentence anon, that's such a good story that I'm probably gonna steal it.
Glad you enjoyed anon. It’s a quick rundown of a short story I’m actually working on.
Just exactly like that!
Digusting freak homosexual
Dude I think I saw that on Corn Cobb TV. Was he naked??
when did everyone clap?
Starting shells has you increasing the mass of the buckshot you take 5 mg every session
>spray your body with slingshots (small rocks)
>do this until whole body gets calloused
>replace small rocks with big ones
>repeat
>move on to airsoft
>same procedure
>have a nice day with gun
>bullet gets stuck in skin
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrutalBeatdowns/comments/mci1v8/man_gets_beaten_to_neardeath_while_sleeping/
even if this twig wasn't asleep or on drugs the outcome would be the same.
Unfortunately I cannot view this video because I do not have a Reddit account
then why are you literally watching it right now?
change www.reddit to old.reddit
If I was shot at I would simply dodge the bullets.
Whoa
>still having to dodge bullets
>not being ready enough to not have to
>not eating bullets as a pre-workout
Ngmi
I think muscle will help if you fall down or something, i guess he should have said "Strong people are harder to injure than weak people"
a fat ass (the average american) has a significant higher chance to survive a knife attack than a skinny or ripped guy.
>a fat ass (the average american) has a significant higher chance to surviv-
>*walks one and a half feet*
>-ACK
Guns are really the great equalizer. It's too bad we let blacks and women have them.
You know you can be strong AND own a gun, right? That way you can defend yourself in a gunfight AND in hand to hand combat. If you are a weak homosexual a gun won't save you if someone jumps you and you don't have time to pull it out. Worst case scenario is that someone grabs your gun and shoots you with your own gun.
>walking down the street
>get stopped by 3 people with guns
>quickly move my 300lbs body at one
>hip drahv him to the ground
>throw milk jug at another knocking him out
>3rd one shoots me right into my gut
>the bullet enters through my lifting belt and stops on the 4th layer of fat from years of GOMAD
>OHP him 8 times, he runs away in fear
>go to the hospital to remove bullet, they say they can't reach through my fat so they need to remove fat with liposuction first
>tfw go from 300lbs to 140
>strength evaporates, can't even bench a bar now
true story
>>OHP him 8 times
>Not doing sets of fahve
I'm making a game where your ability to survive bullets is directly linked to your physical strength and you cannot stop me.
>rippetoe, how do I bail out of a squat?
>instead of bailing, just finish the squat.
Something looks off about that gun