Strongman is cool but what would the events be like at a Weakman competition?

Strongman is cool but what would the events be like at a Weakman competition?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most onions bottles opened in 1 minute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Onions are delish so based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Onions are delish so based

      ꜱoyboys and their onions

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit karma

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many times you can feel like a victim in 5 minutes

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mario any% speedrun
    zelda glitchless

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i like the two lads in the foreground

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what game were they playing?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i like the two lads in the foreground

      why didn't the white guy wash his hands after touching the Black person? that's what I always do, even if they don't touch me directly (E.g., if they touch my credit card I immediately wipe it down with a germ killing wipe, in front of them too)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >in front of them too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thats why I speed run Warioland 4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      CAN YOU STOP FOR A SECOND

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Air drumming autist is probably the highest man in the hierarchy at that place.
        Based.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Turbo autist is able to carry a normal and friendly conversation with a girl while IST can't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Women in the audience
      Definitely not

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TROON SQUAD ROLL OUT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder JK hates them

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how easy it would be to snap his arm in half

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >his

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is a mentally ill woman, but I repeat myself.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's a FtM that ended up detransing after they chopped of their breasts lmao.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt this girl untrans herself ?

      Suicide?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oof

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They kept my breasts in refrigeration right anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >one chance at life
      >intentionally turn yourself into the chud meme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >still would get hundreds of matches on tinder

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everybody wins.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Either a Onions drinking contest or a recreation of the episode of Spongebob when he fails to lift 2 marshmallows on a stick.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt this girl untrans herself ?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I imagine it would be similar to shows like Worst Cooks in America or Canada's Worst Drivers.
    Carry five Funko Pops without dropping them, watch three Marvel movies in a row

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Plastic bottle lids are perforated and the easiest types of lids to open. Wtf, how weak is this person?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Its not that he's physically weak, although that probably isn't helping. Its that people like this are conditioned to genuinely see weakness as virtue. This is the same crowd who think sterilization and a plastic surgery based self-image is the pathway to mental well-being.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Plastic bottle lids are perforated and the easiest types of lids to open. Wtf, how weak is this person?

          To be fair, that plastic lid seems to be specially strong, women struggle to open lids from bleach and other cleaning liquids which have security lids. It should still be doable since it's a product that is sold in the open market but SOJAboys having a hard time opening them doesn't suprise me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >women struggling to open kid safe caps
            Everything adds up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          interesting take

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SÓYBOT LEND ME YOUR STRENGTH

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's just called CrossFit, OP

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DOES IT HAVE A FAT FACE???

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Starvation body
    >Landwhale head
    Is this what bad genetics do to you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He should have been punted off a cliff at birth....

      That's a woman

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He should have been punted off a cliff at birth....

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When i started lifting iwanted to saw wood but it was too hard for me, so my go to workout was toast cutting.

    I'd cook several toast slides until burnt and chill them, then see how many I could cut in half. It was very hard for me and I used to get tired with more than 4 slices. But I kept going and even added marmalade etc to make it harder.

    I can bench the bar now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >my go to workout was toast cutting
      glad to hear you're doing good progress anon, but this is the funniest thing I've read today

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's as if my 15 year dead grandmother woke up and took an edible.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    posting your 1 rep max on IST

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most marvel references per minute

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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