>Super cute , young Hapa-looking girl always in my gym

>Super cute , young Hapa-looking girl always in my gym
>I don't live in a very diverse area, someone like her is super rare and I love hapas
>She's always super focused, never looking at anyone
>Decide to finally make her smile
>Take two of those pushup-grips with the rotating, circular base
>Wait until she's in-between two sets (smith skwats lemao)
>Turn around towards her so she spots me in her mirror
>Start rubbing the two grips together in a circular motion
>She looks at me confused
>Press the grips on my chest and act as if I gave myself an electric shock
>A gorgeous, bright laugh brightens her cute, tan face
>success.jpg
>Walk up to her
>"I knew this face could smile beautifully.", I say
>She apologizes: "Yeah, I know, I'm always so focused. Is this better?"
>"That's much better.", I smirk at her and introduce myself.

Boys, I'm 37, married and I'm pondering asking her out for a drink next time...

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn’t ask her out right then why would you now?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is your wife a worthless piece of shit? If so, have fun. Just don't make more mutants with this hapa freak.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but she's also not the female pole I'd like to have in my life.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So she’s a fat mouthy bitch? Just divorce her.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly smooth af anon u need charisma to pull that off
    If a girl responds well to the "you should smile line" she 100% wants you bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was nyself surprised that she went with it.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't cheat on your wife, you creepy uncle.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do it, i hope you ruin your life you creepy fuck

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You talk and act like a woman. Why hit on the girl in the first place if being a married man is so important to you? Why come here looking for vindication? Cheat or dont cheat i dont care, but dont act like a fucking 22 year old girl when youre a 37 year old "man". Absolutely pathetic

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This story is so obviously fake and all the replies thinking it's real are virgins

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he can’t believe we aren’t all hopeless virgins like him

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute kitty cat

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made moves on a 21 year old hapa back in 2016. She manage to contain her insanity for 1 month before the night I invited her over for dinner and she smashed a phone to pieces on my floor with a hammer and told me I was acting scary when I said I wasn't in the mood for company anymore. Found a dirty tank top and a raw potato in my bed later, too.

    You're playing with fire, anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dirty tank top and raw potato
      What does this mean?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means she had a duty tank top and a potato in her bed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >her
          I'm a man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What voodoo spell is this?

        It's hapa for "kill me"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What voodoo spell is this?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >married
    It depends entirely on how your wife feels about threesomes and cuckqueen shit.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm 37

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>"I knew this face could smile beautifully.", I say
    >>She apologizes: "Yeah, I know, I'm always so focused. Is this better?"
    >>"That's much better.", I smirk at her and introduce myself.
    This exchange never happened in human history and anyone who believes this to be real is a basement dwelling virgin who only watches anime.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't have to believe me, Anon. This is IST after all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also choose to spout dialogue off like I’m in a movie. It has lead to people telling me I should be an actor my whole life and asking me if I used to do porn after sex.

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