>When not hunting bears and having breakfast with his family like a mortal man, Roosevelt loved to imbibe his coffee from a cup that was “more in the nature of a bathtub,” according to his son, Theodore Jr.
>Roosevelt drank coffee all day long, adding five to seven lumps of sugar to each cup. The National Park Service, which oversees Roosevelt’s birthplace, says the president drank up to a gallon of coffee every single day. One witness even claimed to have seen the president down 40 cups in one day — that’s two and a half gallons.
what the frick
although to be fair, running the United States in the mid 19th century sounds like a nightmare job. Small enough that a serious competitor like Brazil or Mexico could theoretically take the continent but big enough to have big country problems like different areas of the country having massively different climates.
>Teddy Roosevelt
>Mid 19th century
Are you a brainlet?
>a serious competitor like Brazil or Mexico could theoretically take the continent
Black we beat the shit out of Mexico 1848. Brazil had no capacity to move troops to North America, sustain a cross-continental invasion or any inclination to.
>we
you cant ruck 1KM with 20 kilos. "you" didnt do squat
>Half mile with a 45lb ruck
I can't overstate how easy that is.
exactly.
yet you cant do it.
muriKKKan fatlord
Look up the Manchu Mile and know I've completed it 3 times with 45lb ruck each time.
muriKKKans literally get handcuffed and arrested by Officer Cletus if they dont pay for their sewer bill.
and good luck not having fully-rotten teeth by age 50 if you dont ~~*pay insurance*~~ specifically for it
I don't pay for sewage, I have my own running water system and I shit and piss in the woods.
Funny that a europoor is talking about rotting teeth like it's a symbol of pride lol.
>Funny that a europoor is talking about rotting teeth like it's a symbol of pride lol.
your reading comprehesion would make a toddler laugh at you
It might be news to you, europoor, but having green, hole-ridden teeth is not normal! lol
I was mocking your (plural you)INABILITY to NOT-have rotten teeth unless you ~~*pay money*~~
Lol okay euroBlack person, we know it's normal for people over there to have rotten teeth it's okay
go with your militia to mexico and fight the cartel instead of hunting beaner children who are alone in the desert
TING TING
*ahem*
>USA lost to a bunch of pajama-wearing midget with rusty ak-47s and handmade tunnels
Lmao I climbed denali, pulled 150 lbs of gear uphill on a sled
>Ted Roosevelt
>running the United States in the mid 19th century
Work out at the library a little, anon
Alternative: GOWAD
>According to ancient sources, Milo of Croton's diet consisted of a whopping twenty pounds of bread, another twenty pounds of meat, and eighteen pints of wine a day.
>eighteen pints of wine
Unspeakably goated
>believing literal century old propaganda
Guess what bro I drink 41 cups of coffee a day.
making a hoax about a man drinking coffee is pretty lame propaganda.
at least make it about him drinking bull's blood or something
It adds to his "le indestructible manly man" mythos.
im not even a muriKKKan but I read his dad forced him to smoke cigars and hike mountains because teddy had athsma
>based bootstraps dad
He added 5-7 lumps of sugar to each cup, I can think of nothing more taboo to the manly man cult
If it's propaganda then it's more like
>YOU should drink more coffee!
>gallon of cum a day
no thanks
What if the cum comes from fitness-body, youthful futanaris and a couple of milf ones?
too bad they aren't real
Im unironically addicted to futa-on-male porn
pls help me
You will find no help here, my friend, for we are the same.
some historically knowledgeable lad should create a progression plan for teddymaxxing
There have been times in my life where I drank a gallon or more of black coffee a day. It just made me anxious and extremely stressed out about everything. I was working 16 hours a day and I found it too difficult to cut back. I still drink about 2 quarts of coffee in a day regularly. But it's American style coffee, not super strong.
>was working 16 hours a day
Based pre-chicago-strike working hours regimen
Pls tell me you are rich now
>imbibe his coffee from a cup that was “more in the nature of a bathtub,"
That's moronic. You get cold coffee after the first few sips.
Bro when you're trying to hit hose caffeine goals you don't "sip". Back when I worked at a cafe I used to pour myself a pint and let it get cold so I could chug it later for that sick boost and appetite suppression.