Take the prisonpill

Commit a small felony and get locked up for 2 years.
>free food
>unlimited time to workout
>High T environment which will raise your T levels
>you'll probably learn how to fight and be more aggressive
>Don't have to worry about balancing work/life schedule you just fricking train all day.
If you aren't this committed to getting big and strong get the frick off the board.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't name one thing he said that was wrong.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you missed the part where you accidentally bump into a guy, get into a fight and get put in solitary for 30 days with no food.
      poof gains gone.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you just fricking train all day
      That part was false. Prisoners have day jobs and details they have to spend time doing

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot getting raped by Black folk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      white collar resort prison

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>High T environment which will raise your T levels
        then you're not surrounded by high T individuals, which ruins the point. Getting raped by high T men isn't even bad tbh, atleast at the end of it you're directly injecting more testosterone into your bloodstream

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good luck ending up there if you're not already pretty wealthy, and if you're pretty wealthy and still not in shape you're probably doomed

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Until they force you to split a pedos wig because you're the new guy and you catch 15 more years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good more time to train and you get to kill a pedo

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the wall is going to hit her HARD. you can tell from her chubby fingers and already morphing fat latina face

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you dare talk about my Latina cutie like that

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she was cute 4 years ago. now she’s just another 20s goblina

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep latinas are good for like 4 years(17-21).
      even the superior fat resisting genes half-latinas succumb to the diet by their late 20s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s ok, we have a replacement waiting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that’s a israelite

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monerbots when, bros?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And not to mention, all the FREE SEX you can handle

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >small felony
    >locked up for 2 years

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to prison to escape the shit world
    >it's even worse when you get out
    >and now you also have a felony
    Great idea anon.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    moronic bait thread but it shows people have no appreciation for the freedom they have in their lives and would throw it all away if it made their lives a little easier. you can pretty much do whatever the frick you want in this world and the only things that can really stop you is laws, money, and your own moral compass. you can go wherever you want, buy whatever you want, associate with whoever you want. etc.
    >see that mountain, you can climb it!
    in prison, all of that goes in the trash. you do what you're told. you can only go where you're told to go, you're given only what they think you deserve, you can only associate with who they want you to. you can't climb that mountain anymore

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      people constantly forget they are the players in their own game its sad

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I were to end up in prison, I’d definitely be the prison bawd. The one all the other men use to get their sexual release. Hell I’d even make myself look like a woman to help them get off. It would be so hot having a bunch of aggressive, dominant men use me like a piece of frick meat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh why did the give me a boner??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You gay homie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess so.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      straightest urban american

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Showing up with my Kettlebells HOOPED

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another thing you missed is that young hot women love felons. You'll get more pussy after than you could imagine.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically thought about this today because of how depressed I am. I could use some more rigidity in my daily scheduling. Plus it would be a good opportunity to make friends

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She owes me sex. Who is she?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moner fingers up my butthole.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait what it's $4.50 for some coke knock off?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/oUftCJU.jpg

        Moner fingers up my butthole.

        I only buy thums up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you never gone shopping? The label for the item is on the same shelf as the item. It's $4.50 for the coke. The green cola looks to be $10.something.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is inca cola any good?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so tell us all about your time in prison, homosexual

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >t.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >free food
    tastes like shit/no nutritional value at all

    >High T environment which will raise your T levels
    you will get raped

    >you'll probably learn how to fight and be more aggressive
    nobody will teach you

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Take the prisonpill
    >commit a small felony and get locked up for 2 years
    Almost, but not quite. You gotta take the COpill. Just become a corrections officer. Just don't volunteer for overtime; only do it if they make you do it. And train whenever you're not sleeping or on duty.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I was in solitary confinement and had a wifi connection, prison would be better than my current wagecuck life.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is that prison is generally better than waging.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get a felony
    >Never able to work a real job again
    >Ass raped by your cell mate and get AIDS
    >Can never find a good wife
    Just work out on your free time.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just join the military. Its basically prison

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to have sex with the rectangular latina

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit goy slop food designed to cost-optimize basic nutrients to prevent starvation >will completely destroy your health and gains
    >no access to supplements
    >no gym equipment
    >imagine the smell
    >stigma, watchlists and a spot on the FEMA registration for the rest of your life
    >HIV infested gay Black folk that will try to rape you
    >nazis that will put a swastika tattoo on you or rape you
    >mafiosos who will force you to kill someone under threat of castration or getting all your teeth knocked out
    >trauma that will prevent normal social functioning for the rest of your life
    A true high-gay environment

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