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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buff gay guys are always on roids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      theyre on meth and roids. age like shit. get aids and monkeypox. never have a family or real friends. then kill themselves at 40. but it's just like sex and the city!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pass the copium

        • 2 years ago
          nutefag

          be careful dude he's taking a strong dose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          be careful dude he's taking a strong dose

          He's right though. They even have the so-called "gay death" at 30 or 35 where you're no longer young and sexy enough to go out and about with all your gay friends and have gay orgies and stuff, you're not invited anymore, nobody wants you. Nobody will set their grindr age range that high. Roids and drug abuse will also all catch up with you as a double-whammy.

          Only saving grace I could think of is some gays do admittely look after themselves better than a lot of heteros for some reason and actually care about more than aesthetics and sex. If you're one of those it could be doable.

          • 2 years ago
            nutefag

            gay death is like over hyped.

            its like a thing that trannies say is a thing in order to bully gay people into becomming trans.

            in reality, its like hard to be a "twink" or a "femboy" past twenty eight, but you can just switch over to a twunk or an otter and still get fricked and even find older gays who will still want to dress u up in girls clothes and frick the shit out of you, its all just about selling your self right.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >like like like like
              You talk like a moronic teenage girl, you insufferable homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I really really hope he gets aids

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Gay death is a myth by heteroshits to cope with being literal cattle for the female species.
              Its like their only purpose in existence is
              to reproduce and keep the slave cycle going, heteros are primitive animals incapable of
              forming their own desires or goals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                homosexuals will rant like this for an hour and then confess that their biggest fantasy is to get turned out by a straight man who uses them like a woman and then never speaks to them again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My biggest fantasy is to have a harem of twinks who are also secret agents.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why? Because having agents to protect you who are also submissive and beneath you would mean you'd never have to be vulnerable again, and then you can finally put that time that older man touched you as a kid behind you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah it's a whole Charlie's Angels kinda thing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, yes, slaves to our desires. That's us.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That's us.
                It truly is, the difference being that women dont want you as much you want them, hence why most of you end up depressed or spending your entire lives trying to to get a whiff of their axewomb. If you work hard enough and be a "real man" you'll get the reward of providing for her and her offspring at least

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              damn this is downright schizoposting.

              the gay death at 30 thing is a trope that started because young gays were afraid to frick anyone who looked ''old'' because they might contract a yet to progress case of HIV. It then became a twink culture thing because they are obsessed with youthfulness, and now it's just history because AIDS is over with the advent of PREP.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You just described aging in general though, moron.

            Most straight men start balding and get fat in their 30s and stop getting pussy. Assuming they didnt get tied down by a woman and raising kids for the next 20 years or so

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He's right though. They even have the so-called "gay death" at 30 or 35 where you're no longer young and sexy enough to go out and about with all your gay friends and have gay orgies and stuff, you're not invited anymore, nobody wants you. Nobody will set their grindr age range that high. Roids and drug abuse will also all catch up with you as a double-whammy.
            This more applies to bottoms and pretty boys. If you're a bear/daddy type you can get along fine. Better to just snag a college boy in your mid 20s and longhaul it straight style, though.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Better to just snag a college boy in your mid 20s and longhaul it straight styl
              I did this, do recommend. He's so fricking smol and cute. 8 year age gap.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They dont eat as much for obvious reasons when you use you intestines as a place to insert other peoples penis and pump you shit up and down the rectun

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in the past it was illegal to make gay porn so they disguised it as fitness magazines
    so gays and fitness are one and the same you cannot separate the two

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >minimal effort
      The frick gave you that idea? They work out to get muscles the same as anyone else. The main difference is that every gay man knows exactly what an attractive man should look like and often work to become that atttactive man. A lot of straight men are absolutely clueless.
      Also fitness is an ingrained part of gay culture like said.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a side effect of AIDS.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it goes back a century.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Top = high test = more muscle, low body fat
    Bottom = low test = eating disorder, skelemode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no skelemode bottom twink bf with a goth/emo aesthetic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Explain why bottoms are always so fricking tall.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dunno its weird tho
        >t. 194cm bottom

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh? whats your wiener like?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            18cm when super horny

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              so, roughly proportionate. interesting!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dunno its weird tho
        >t. 194cm bottom

        Low test = longer growth phase since test closes growth plates.

        Yes, that means low test=taller height in general. As seen in eunuchs, for example.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roids
    A lot of gays don't have to worry about kids or never worry about what their family thinks about what they do.
    So it's easier for them to be convinced to take roids by having less social pressure.

  7. 2 years ago
    nutefag

    because we are horny and we want to frick shredded guys and we can only do that if we are also shredded because gay guys have higher standards then WAMEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like everyone else said, roids. They’re rampant amongst the gays. Most don’t really have the discipline to get a nice natty body (constant party lifestyle and drug use) and the uber masculine stereotype is popular and they have different standards to women Women prefer tall and toned/muscular, whereas gays like 5’7 beefy manlets. Being tall is actually a negative as you scare them.

      Do you live in the real world? I have literally only ever seen obese gay guys. Are you basing this belief off of what you see in your "personal computer time"? Try going outside, maybe the exercise will let you get buff like those gay men you watch.

      Depends where you live. Somewhere like Sydney is full of cliche ripped gays, but they’re easy to spot from the straights on the beach because they’re all under 6’

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Women prefer tall and toned/muscular, whereas gays like 5’7 beefy manlets. Being tall is actually a negative as you scare them
        this is the most moronic post I've ever seen. It's not true in the slightest.

        • 2 years ago
          nutefag

          lol my boyfriend is 5'10 and a beefy manlet hahahaha i feel personally attacked hahaha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Women prefer tall and toned/muscular, whereas gays like 5’7 beefy manlets.
        bs, women and gay bottoms like nearly the same shit: tall, dominant, athletic

        if anything gays enjoy more hairy frickers like picrel than women do, while women prefer men who are masculine, but not as hairy

        • 2 years ago
          nutefag

          holy god damn is this man attractive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are you gay? my point is that compared to gay men, straight women often have higher odds of calling someone like Fight Club's Brad Pitt the ideal, but compared to straight women, gay men are more likely to prefer hairy builtfat dudes like that one

            but in general both straight women and gay bottoms are deeply attracted to picrel: tall, atheletic and dominant

            • 2 years ago
              nutefag

              i am gay lol, and i don't even remotely find that homie attractive, built fat all the way. i don't need them to be hairy though, just tanned caramel skin and not red hair ( i have red hair) and preferably not blonde either.

              if the hair is long enough that you can wrap it around your finger then its too long imo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ikr, he could use me like a fleshlight

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gay men often have really high standards, so there's a lot more incentive for the aspiring gay to look like a god.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are gay dudes absolutely shredded low bf 80% of the time with minimal effort?
    This is what happens when you lead a life free of female bullshit. Women are the ultimate gains goblins.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gays
      >life free of female bullshit
      anon i..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gays have the happiest relationships
        >lesbians have the unhappiest relationships
        I fail to see your point? Double female double the bullshit. No female no bullshit.
        inb4
        >nooo le heckin queens can do no wrong

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    While that guy's been fricked on film in the past, isn't he a mainstream model now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who is him?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gays take way more drugs than normal people. Steroids are just another drug. Are you aware that the life expectancy of queers is around 20 years less than normal people?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost as if locking down a partner and then being responsible for their wellbeing while maintaining a high stress office career makes you fat.

    Also dancing/fricking for 12 hours on extasy and meth every weekend while spending every weeknight in the gym.

    No that can't be it, it must be the gay gene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      my ladyboy escort frick buddy and i just hit the gym 5 days a week and then frick for like 6 hours while doing coke and other drugs on the weekend. then she goes out dancing later at night, i typically just stay home tho

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jelly

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im going to do it bros. im tired of being an incel. how do i take the gaypill? i would prefer to be a top i think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's better to be an incel. you don't want to see the things i've seen.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nice false flag post
        >t. twink with bf and extremely happy

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you live in the real world? I have literally only ever seen obese gay guys. Are you basing this belief off of what you see in your "personal computer time"? Try going outside, maybe the exercise will let you get buff like those gay men you watch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gay men are generally less obese than heterosexuals. This is confirmed by every study on the matter, common sense, firsthand observation etc. if you're a fat gay man you are 100% sexually invisible. You can't compensate with money or status like a straight man. Lesbians are fatter than hetero women (of course).
      https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/gay-guys-really-are-thinner-study-says-flna1c9446808
      https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3910028/

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kind of an asinine claim for multiple reasons. To begin with, my common sense and firsthand observation doesn't agree with you so you lying about that doesn't impress me.
        In regards to the studies there are clearly multiple issues... Most obvious is the blatant conflict of interest any lgbt involved members interested in studying that would have, you don't honestly expect me to believe a non-lgbt research would voice interest in that, do you? Given that, there is virtually no reason to trust their surveyed data. Even still, poor people tend to be more fat than wealthier people but would risk their lives actively acting gay given their socioeconomic position, so even if the results were fairly sampled, it wouldn't make them accurate to that population's actual dispositions. You have prison-going men having gay sex while behind bars, yet they claim they aren't gay. That's the kind of issue that ruins your data.
        There are other issues but you get the point. I'm not seeing the non-fat gays you claim totally exist, nor do I find it believable they exist in large quantities.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          look, man. you hang around gamers, nerds and anime dweebs, you’re going to find the lowest of tier homosexuals. go to any gay social setting whether it’s nightlife, rave, or tinder and you find the top of top gays peawienering for dick and boy pussy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hey look bro, your strawman attacks aren't convincing to anyone but yourself. You act like you're trolling, but subconsciously showing your hand making it obvious there is a pre-existing reason for these impulses of yours. I think this is the point I need to tell you IST isn't your free-therapy tool. No matter what's causing it, that cloud over your head won't be lifted by addictions like attempting to troll others online.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              honestly man, didn’t even read. any of your posts. not even the guy you replied to

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not seeing the non-fat gays you claim totally exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you’re average or ugly, you’re bound to surround yourself with similar looking people. sorry pal

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are gay dudes absolutely shredded low bf 80% of the time with minimal effort?
    stop watching gay porn dude

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it isnt low effort. gay men are vain and obsessed with their appearance - and judge each other accordingly. they have the same social pressures as women to be thin and attractive.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are gay dudes absolutely shredded low bf 80% of the time
    because they're gay men, they are attracted to the male physique and seek to have sex with men that are attracted to the male physique

    kind of a no-brainer

    >with minimal effort
    this is imagined on your part and the sooner you abandon this kind of thinking the sooner you will start accomplishing your goals

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please.........

    I just need ANY EXCUSE..........

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love how almost not a single post in this thread is accurate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So what is accurate?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 "gay guys are just like everybody else XD"

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, stress contributes to weight gain and lack of muscle gain as a result. Ditch the chick, make the switch, anon.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gays are fitter than average but not crazily so. The fit gays you see in social media are like gay models and gay porn stars. It's like looking at the top porn Instagram models and wondering how all women seem effortlessly pretty.
    For every swole shredded gay body builder there are a couple dozen skinny fat homos working shit jobs.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They have more testosterone

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its all vanity

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are pickier than women

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AIDS medicine is steroids, on YouTube there's a video of a jacked French homeless dude who is HIV+. Insulin can also be used as a roid

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's this fitness icons name again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude there are infinitely better brazillian twunks I almost feel bad for your with this troony looking shit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gay though. I'm just intrigued by his pretty face.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Dude there are infinitely better brazillian twunks
        Like who? Asking for a friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zé Longuinho

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh, he would look so much hotter if he didn't shave all the hair off his torso and some more fat. As it is I wouldn't let him anywhere near my butt.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    internal parasites

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a meme. Walk through your nearest metro's gayborhood on a Friday night and you'll see for yourself that they're just as ugly as everyone else in this dump. Most of them look absolutely busted. Dumpy, skinnyfat little shits.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the cum they receive in their ass gives them a massive test boost

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You might be watching too much gay porn. Most gay dudes I know are not shredded. They may have better hair and trim their beards more often. All the ones I know were obsessed maybe with thinness first, then maybe some muscle tone.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a skinny fit bottom f+
    Everytime im at his place he buys me food and starts cuddle at me. I Always lift him up when He starts making me horny to his bed and unload myself on him.

    Doesnt even feel gay but his dick is bigger than mine

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any and all stress in life is created by women. Stress, as everyone knows, is a gains goblin. The gay man has an advantage in never having to deal with women or their bullshit essentially never having to deal with any stress at any point in their lives maximizing their gains.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Incel cope

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys that have good genes are more likely to be hyper sexual. Guys who are hyper sexual are more likely to be into homosexual sex.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most gays are disgusting fatasses, same as everyone else.

    t. bichad who plows twinks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only twinks bang other twinks.
      Post body

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        troony cope, twinks love muscles. I also hear on good authority that they like thick wiener fat guys.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You've somehow confused twinks with hispanics.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/qnkAgyV.jpg

          Only twinks bang other twinks.
          Post body

          Queeny twinks like other thinks, artboys and punk guys generally go for more masculine dudes. Jockboys are pretty universally bottom bawds so their opinions don't matter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >artboys and punk guys generally go for more masculine dudes.
            Those aren't twinks, they're twunks - possibly otters.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's a social, not a physical difference.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Right, those big buff feminine dudes are socially twinks but physically hunks.
                ...that's how this works...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                We're talking about skinny art boys and punk/eboys. Your inability to get laid by anyone less than 300 lbs if your own problem.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                My inability to get laid is brought on by body dysmorphia because of my body hair and childhood abuse.

                You can be skinny and still not be a twink.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get broken up with by the gf
    >barely give a shit
    >get broken up with by the bf
    >become quasi-suicidal from it
    Yeah nah I'm just gonna go back to being straight thanks

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gays don't have wives and families to take care of, they have lots of time on their hands to focus on themselves. The gym is where a lot of gays hook up, so they are highly incentivized to go every day.

    Also, the "buff gay dude" is not at all EVERY gay. In fact, most gays are fat or scrawny or just regular looking guys.

    They do other things that make them look fitter like dye their hair, shave their chests, get spray tans, get liposuction, wear makeup - they have more disposable income and time because they live only for themselves.

    But if you ever go to a gay bar that has a "no shirts on the dancefloor" policy, you'll see that there will be like two or three roided out guys in the middle and then a bunch of normal to fat guys all around them.

    It's not any different than a straight club where the few "hot chicks" are what draw your eye

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gays have high impulsiveness and high time preference which makes them prone to promiscuity and drug abuse. So using roids is nothing to them.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They've embraced a degenerate life so they have less hesitation when it comes to roiding. It should go without saying that many gays put zero effort into fitness and look absolutely disgusting.

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