>Tall. >blonde. >muscular. >Chad. >approaches multiple women. >gets rejected every single time

>Tall
>blonde
>muscular
>Chad
>approaches multiple women
>gets rejected every single time
What was this show trying to convey?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never skip leg day

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >every single time
    Johnny canonically got laid. He got rejected from the volcano sacrifice because they needed a virgin.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Fucked a Deer
      Well I don’t know any god that would accept a zoophile.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Johnny Bravo is /kfit/?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Two legged women simply can't compete.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >horns on a deer
          thats not a female anon...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He also fucked a werewolf.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Apparently it was an antelope.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You just know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/M889V7s.jpg

      >Tall
      >blonde
      >muscular
      >Chad
      >approaches multiple women
      >gets rejected every single time
      What was this show trying to convey?

      Supposedly the creators stated the show only displays his failures but he did pull bitches, they just thought it wouldn’t of been as funny if they showed that.

      Some IST animation nerd should create the IST version of Johnny Bravo. He can finally get a nut but it’s with Balkan chad in drag w/mask still on. There’s a lot one could do.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The show was a condemnation of the modern woman. This is more expressly seen in the episode with the fat balding manlet who openly manipulated women to win their affections, yet were pissed off when he revealed his lying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And what about the e-boi? What was the message there?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"show that girl you really give a D"
      >fat balding manlet gives her a giant D
      It is all about the dick in the end...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Always was.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he wasn't tall and he was severely autistic

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    johny here, I never had any issues getting laid despite being unapologetically autistic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get arms this fuckhuge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pick up heavy things
        >set them down again
        >eat protein
        >sleep
        >muscles become larger

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only girl interested in him is the dicky
    Yup, truly a mystery what they were going for...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cope: the show

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this. All you fags make yourselves a favor and search for the writer and the creator of the show.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Filipino Italian

        Johnny is a self insert, not a mockery jack ass.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >0:42
          >"Johnny Bravo's ideal woman is a woman who pays attention to him"
          >proceeds to show dicky staring at him as an adult just ignores him and walks by
          Is the show truly dicky pilled?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >claims self insert.
          >twink filipino self inserting as The Johnny Bravo makes more sense than him mocking the Chads back in college getting more pussy than him by making a cartoon version who doesn't get any pussy.
          Retard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Van isn’t a bitter punk. Seth Macfarlane on the other hand, his episodes are far more hateful to Johnny.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He can only impress and then fuck whores. When he tries this shit on decent women it doesn’t work

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody have the “Bravo Cult” promos from like 1999? I should have downloaded them because now I can’t find them.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the creator of the show. Now do the math.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you guys seethe that a Filipino Italian successfully got to make his power fantasy into a cartoon show? It has been said before, Family Guy was the one who hated John and had the cruelest episodes for him. You know, the garden gnome writing team.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hol up

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    multiple women
    >>gets rejected every single time

    that's pretty much the secret though. getting laid is a numbers game. aside from dudes that are in the ELITE echelons of social proof (ie. celebrities - actors, athletes, musicians) the average guy can't just roll out of bed, say hello to the first girl he bumps into on the street, and be getting his cock sucked 30 minutes later. no matter how tall he is, how jacked, how high his canthal tilt, whatever.

    every guy that's got a high body count operates the same way, they approach, they get denied, they brush it off, and they approach again. multiple times a day, every day of the week. johnny was teaching you the fundamentals of PUA before we even had a word for it.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he is successfull off screen
    johnny bravo is real life. Day game sucks endless rejections

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