>Tall
>blonde
>muscular
>Chad
>approaches multiple women
>gets rejected every single time
What was this show trying to convey?
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>Tall
>blonde
>muscular
>Chad
>approaches multiple women
>gets rejected every single time
What was this show trying to convey?
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Never skip leg day
>every single time
Johnny canonically got laid. He got rejected from the volcano sacrifice because they needed a virgin.
>Fricked a Deer
Well I don’t know any god that would accept a zoophile.
Johnny Bravo is /kfit/?
Two legged women simply can't compete.
>horns on a deer
thats not a female anon...
He also fricked a werewolf.
Apparently it was an antelope.
You just know
Supposedly the creators stated the show only displays his failures but he did pull b***hes, they just thought it wouldn’t of been as funny if they showed that.
Some IST animation nerd should create the IST version of Johnny Bravo. He can finally get a nut but it’s with Balkan chad in drag w/mask still on. There’s a lot one could do.
The show was a condemnation of the modern woman. This is more expressly seen in the episode with the fat balding manlet who openly manipulated women to win their affections, yet were pissed off when he revealed his lying.
And what about the e-girl? What was the message there?
>"show that girl you really give a D"
>fat balding manlet gives her a giant D
It is all about the dick in the end...
Always was.
he wasn't tall and he was severely autistic
johny here, I never had any issues getting laid despite being unapologetically autistic.
How did you get arms this frickhuge
>pick up heavy things
>set them down again
>eat protein
>sleep
>muscles become larger
>only girl interested in him is the dicky
Yup, truly a mystery what they were going for...
Cope: the show
Literally this. All you gays make yourselves a favor and search for the writer and the creator of the show.
>Filipino Italian
Johnny is a self insert, not a mockery jack ass.
>0:42
>"Johnny Bravo's ideal woman is a woman who pays attention to him"
>proceeds to show dicky staring at him as an adult just ignores him and walks by
Is the show truly dicky pilled?
>claims self insert.
>twink filipino self inserting as The Johnny Bravo makes more sense than him mocking the Chads back in college getting more pussy than him by making a cartoon version who doesn't get any pussy.
moron
Van isn’t a bitter punk. Seth Macfarlane on the other hand, his episodes are far more hateful to Johnny.
He can only impress and then frick prostitutes. When he tries this shit on decent women it doesn’t work
Anybody have the “Bravo Cult” promos from like 1999? I should have downloaded them because now I can’t find them.
This is the creator of the show. Now do the math.
Why do you guys seethe that a Filipino Italian successfully got to make his power fantasy into a cartoon show? It has been said before, Family Guy was the one who hated John and had the cruelest episodes for him. You know, the israelite writing team.
Hol up
multiple women
>>gets rejected every single time
that's pretty much the secret though. getting laid is a numbers game. aside from dudes that are in the ELITE echelons of social proof (ie. celebrities - actors, athletes, musicians) the average guy can't just roll out of bed, say hello to the first girl he bumps into on the street, and be getting his wiener sucked 30 minutes later. no matter how tall he is, how jacked, how high his canthal tilt, whatever.
every guy that's got a high body count operates the same way, they approach, they get denied, they brush it off, and they approach again. multiple times a day, every day of the week. johnny was teaching you the fundamentals of PUA before we even had a word for it.
he is successfull off screen
johnny bravo is real life. Day game sucks endless rejections