Tanning

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s going to be a major cringe from me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >le whiterino racerino

      lmao you guys are so lost its unreal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't say anything about that, Black person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Black person

          chuds get triggered because white people are exposed to sun and getting tanned wich makes them extrememly more attractive , if you have nuclear white skin as a man you look disgusting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you got triggered at someone who didn't mention race or anything about being white. kys Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Left looks better
    T. Black Guy

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Full body tan is gay/cringe
    Farmers tan is based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s right. Makes the genitals look pure and untouched I’m actually salivating at the thought.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's literally the opposite

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an Englishman, white as frick skin but brown eyed and dark haired (like Kit Harrington, Tom Ellis, etc.)

    Will I look like an Arab if I try to get a Tan?

    I don't want to lose white privilege

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. If you're lean and young looking it is mandatory to get fricking jacked and tan at least once. Embrace hyperborean futurism btw.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A tan glows you up a full point in all cases. Gamer geeks coping won't change that fact.
    >left: dorky sports Brad. They literally call his pale days as "dorky" or "geeky" in articles.
    >right: does male modeling and is called one of the sexiest men alive
    It's a strict fact of life.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've got Portuguese genes like Ronaldo where I used to be pale as frick but I tan so easily my neck looks black

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >acne
      >goofy face
      >braces and utter shite teeth
      >lighting so bad that almost gives him a double chin

      melanomaBlack folk must fricking hang

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sun is good because it raises your testosterone levels

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tan
    >Boosts test from vitamin d synthesis
    >Makes one look more muscular

    Only bad if you have UK DNA.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Only bad if you have UK DNA.
      I'm Anglo and I look like this when I tan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like you should tan lad. Just a lot of bongs that have such pale skin they just get freckles if they tan.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm super freckly but I still get tan eventually

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then you have Norman genes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Normans weren't known for being swarthy as they were a mix of Northern french and Scandinavians. If anything, the Welshman is more correlated to the swarthy man.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's good, because if they were born swarthy your post would make no fricking sense, dipshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Im anglo
        lmao NGMI

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. fat moronic amerimutt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Only bad if you have UK DNA.
      I'm Anglo and I look like this when I tan

      Looks like you should tan lad. Just a lot of bongs that have such pale skin they just get freckles if they tan.

      Then you have Norman genes

      fellow fully whiteangloid here, can be in direct sunlight for hours with no sunscreen and i go golden brown, feelsgood

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tanning is not a good idea but you should be getting at least a small amount of sun on your skin regularly, and obviously getting a nice even spread is better and more aesthetic than tan lines.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cringing at that gyno because it looks like mine

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    biggest difference in the pics is one is a candid at noon and the the other is a professional shot in shaded area

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its pretty based if you're a mediterranean olive skin chad.
    In winter I am a northern Italian, in summer I am an Albanian nonwhite chad. So in summer I like to say really racist, politically incorrect conservative shit and then dab on american homosexuals with "but im an immigrant, im nonwhite, im a war refugee, im PoC you bigot"

    >t. Austrian

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Albanians are white
      Frick you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wot you little Muslim Black person , you shouldn’t be in Italy nor in Germany you little homosexual you will be white when you have European features
        >T.Italian

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder:

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I went out into the sun for like an hour with nothing but underwear and it cured my covid in like a day.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you tan safely (natural sun, avoid peak hours, only 1-2 hour sessions with at least some SPF sunblock) you're actually making skin gains and becoming more naturally protected from the sun and its carcinogenic effects by producing skin protective melanin that will act as natural sunscreen

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't tanning make your skin age way faster?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you are not supposed to do it too much , but tanning makes you hotter without a doubt

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only if you dont use sunscreen and your skin is exposed to direct sun longer than 1-2 hours a day.
      So if you only tan for 1-2 hours and then cover up every inch of skin or don't go outside the ageing in negligible

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My skin just gets a slihtly red tone when I try to tan. I also get a lot of little freckles. And I burn even if I use sunscreen. I hate it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      poor diet

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch scoobys video on god tier tan

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pale as frick, start tanning, get cancer
    frick

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