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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looked like that before he was bald

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOURE OUTTA TOUCH

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone Photoshop him wth bigger head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Make his head tinier lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Joe Rogan is looks great these days

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    well it's not like he can just not be bald
    taking gear was the right choice here

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this

      lol

      photoshop tourettes guy head on his body with a caption about piss or toothpaste or something

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who needs hair when have so much muscle

    I bet he fricked more women than avearge ISTizen has talked to in his entire life

    >t full head of blonde hair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I compensate by being 6'2 and carrying a 8x7 wiener around. Life's not too bad

      I lost my virginity at 25 when I buzzed my thinning, fair head. Being blonde sucks for most men

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >beeing blonde sucks

        Lol why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only hispanics and asiatics like blonde hair. White women like dark hair + blue eyes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > White women like dark hair + blue eyes

            Not only women

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >women like
            End your life simp

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Caring about what white women like
            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is going to be a loooong summer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            women like tall men with good faces, doesent matter the hair colour and eye colour

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              tall men with good faces are a diamond dozen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >tall men with good faces are a diamond dozen

                no, considering most women only find like 10% of all men attractive, majority of men are very ugly to women

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                1% of men are tall and a good looking face lol you’re delusional otherwise

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >1% of men are tall and a good looking face
                yes proves my point, majority of women are not attracted to the majority of men, only a small group at the top

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                diamond dozen = rare
                dime a dozen = common

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your gay for carrying a wiener around lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you got an 8 inch wiener... up your ass!!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want to look like this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? He's a freak, I bet he gives people to the homeless and he's an overall great guy, while you're on 4bloat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is any of that related?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pls give him a zoomer haircur

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when i found out this guy was a bong i wont lie i lost a little respect for him. i thought he was a hardcore white supremacist straight out of a us federal prison, now i just look at him and remember hearing his voice... it just ruins it, im like 20% less scared of him now.

    why cant all bongs be more like eddie hall, hes a funny and entertaining guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's Australian you low iq amerimutt homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Martyn Ford, Actor: F9. Martyn Ford was born in Staffordshire, England to (Mother Lorraine and Father Stephen.
        ripped from IMDB, nice try ausgay. if he was hed be a chad not some tea totaling yawnfest

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The doctor just sent me your head x-ray results... looks serious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called an MRI scan when it's on your brain, you fricking Amerimutt.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get people who shit on short/bald guys for lifting as "compensating"

    So what, they're supposed to be bald/short AND fat?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised they haven't used this guy in the fast and furious franchise yet

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayo this homie cut bussin fr on god bruh no cap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god damn lmao

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I started lifting before I had any signs of thinning/recession.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He was bald a long time ago.
    Martin Ford said in an interview that he started lifting because he was angry about his step dad doing stuff to him and he didn't ever want another man to do that to him again.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    badboymaxxing is the logical progression step after Chadmaxxing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thugmaxxing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        badboymaxxing and thugmaxxing are completely different although similar

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          im personally a big fan of rapemaxxing. high riak but high reward

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i've had multiple girls who love anal beg me to slap and choke and spit in their face while fricking them up the ass, it was pretty hot. im a big fan of rapemaxxing

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i've had multiple girls who love anal beg me to slap and choke and spit in their face while fricking them up the ass, it was pretty hot. im a big fan of rapemaxxing

            daterapemaxxing is probably the best but i wouldnt know. i wonder what its like to frick a catatonic warm hole

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          can any of those be achieved w/o tattoo-maxing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Women love tattoos on men. Tattoos increase your desirability level as a man. The every roastie you have ever met has one or more shitty tattoos is because they mistakenly believe a tattoo raises a womans desirability level how it does a man. You will never out-badboymaxx a guy with out tattoos because his not giving a frick about his tattoos effecting his legitimate income earning potential or parental relationships. Your reluctance and apprehensive approach to getting tattoos is the exact reason you aren't a true bad boy, a bad boy would say frick it, #YOLO and get blasted. You can LARP as a bad boy all you want, but you will always be out-badboyed by a dude with double sleeves. Just fratboymaxx if you're scared to get tatted, although you will need to inheritancemaxx and kill ur dad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, doodleBlack person

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Friendly reminder that it only matters what girls think tattoos. In 200 years it won't matter what ink was in your skin, only think that will matter is how many tall, manly, leader sons you created

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thinking that the women who care about tattoos are actually valuable high class women. Maximum kek.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Overcompensating is a word created by DYELs in order to COPE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Mr. Cueball is the only one coping

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sexiest thumb. Would date this thumb.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i clicked on the thumbnail thinking this was a litty thread. this is not the first time this has happened

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a mix of 2000s Corey Taylor, The Rock and John Cena. Holy shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He looks like
      but he doesn't, it's a picture, not very sharp at that - that's not what he looks like 😀

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"heh, balding means I have high test!"
    >is skinnyfat

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >6'6 - 6'8 tall
    >320lbs
    He's an absolute fricking unit. He's also married, has a kid and is a celeb.
    From what I've seen he's pretty nimble for his size too, so it's not just for show.
    He had to be bald, it wouldn't fit together so well any other way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He's an absolute fricking
      perty boy with all those scribbles - he's an lil phagget

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Android green bubblers are virgi

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Men are progressively getting balder and balder. We lost most of our hair millions of years ago.
    It's time to lose it all.

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