Tell me you're over compensating for being bald without telling me you're over compensating for being bald.
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he looked like that before he was bald
this
YOURE OUTTA TOUCH
someone Photoshop him wth bigger head
Make his head tinier lol
Joe Rogan is looks great these days
well it's not like he can just not be bald
taking gear was the right choice here
lol
photoshop tourettes guy head on his body with a caption about piss or toothpaste or something
Who needs hair when have so much muscle
I bet he fricked more women than avearge ISTizen has talked to in his entire life
>t full head of blonde hair
I compensate by being 6'2 and carrying a 8x7 wiener around. Life's not too bad
I lost my virginity at 25 when I buzzed my thinning, fair head. Being blonde sucks for most men
>beeing blonde sucks
Lol why?
Only hispanics and asiatics like blonde hair. White women like dark hair + blue eyes
> White women like dark hair + blue eyes
Not only women
>women like
End your life simp
Caring about what white women like
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is going to be a loooong summer
women like tall men with good faces, doesent matter the hair colour and eye colour
tall men with good faces are a diamond dozen
>tall men with good faces are a diamond dozen
no, considering most women only find like 10% of all men attractive, majority of men are very ugly to women
1% of men are tall and a good looking face lol you’re delusional otherwise
>1% of men are tall and a good looking face
yes proves my point, majority of women are not attracted to the majority of men, only a small group at the top
diamond dozen = rare
dime a dozen = common
your gay for carrying a wiener around lol
I'm sure you got an 8 inch wiener... up your ass!!
Why would anyone want to look like this?
What? He's a freak, I bet he gives people to the homeless and he's an overall great guy, while you're on 4bloat.
How is any of that related?
Pls give him a zoomer haircur
when i found out this guy was a bong i wont lie i lost a little respect for him. i thought he was a hardcore white supremacist straight out of a us federal prison, now i just look at him and remember hearing his voice... it just ruins it, im like 20% less scared of him now.
why cant all bongs be more like eddie hall, hes a funny and entertaining guy
He's Australian you low iq amerimutt homosexual.
>Martyn Ford, Actor: F9. Martyn Ford was born in Staffordshire, England to (Mother Lorraine and Father Stephen.
ripped from IMDB, nice try ausgay. if he was hed be a chad not some tea totaling yawnfest
The doctor just sent me your head x-ray results... looks serious.
It's called an MRI scan when it's on your brain, you fricking Amerimutt.
I don't get people who shit on short/bald guys for lifting as "compensating"
So what, they're supposed to be bald/short AND fat?
Surprised they haven't used this guy in the fast and furious franchise yet
ayo this homie cut bussin fr on god bruh no cap
god damn lmao
I started lifting before I had any signs of thinning/recession.
He was bald a long time ago.
Martin Ford said in an interview that he started lifting because he was angry about his step dad doing stuff to him and he didn't ever want another man to do that to him again.
badboymaxxing is the logical progression step after Chadmaxxing
thugmaxxing
badboymaxxing and thugmaxxing are completely different although similar
im personally a big fan of rapemaxxing. high riak but high reward
i've had multiple girls who love anal beg me to slap and choke and spit in their face while fricking them up the ass, it was pretty hot. im a big fan of rapemaxxing
daterapemaxxing is probably the best but i wouldnt know. i wonder what its like to frick a catatonic warm hole
can any of those be achieved w/o tattoo-maxing?
Women love tattoos on men. Tattoos increase your desirability level as a man. The every roastie you have ever met has one or more shitty tattoos is because they mistakenly believe a tattoo raises a womans desirability level how it does a man. You will never out-badboymaxx a guy with out tattoos because his not giving a frick about his tattoos effecting his legitimate income earning potential or parental relationships. Your reluctance and apprehensive approach to getting tattoos is the exact reason you aren't a true bad boy, a bad boy would say frick it, #YOLO and get blasted. You can LARP as a bad boy all you want, but you will always be out-badboyed by a dude with double sleeves. Just fratboymaxx if you're scared to get tatted, although you will need to inheritancemaxx and kill ur dad
Okay, doodleBlack person
Friendly reminder that it only matters what girls think tattoos. In 200 years it won't matter what ink was in your skin, only think that will matter is how many tall, manly, leader sons you created
Thinking that the women who care about tattoos are actually valuable high class women. Maximum kek.
Overcompensating is a word created by DYELs in order to COPE
Looks like Mr. Cueball is the only one coping
Sexiest thumb. Would date this thumb.
i clicked on the thumbnail thinking this was a litty thread. this is not the first time this has happened
He looks like a mix of 2000s Corey Taylor, The Rock and John Cena. Holy shit.
>He looks like
but he doesn't, it's a picture, not very sharp at that - that's not what he looks like 😀
>"heh, balding means I have high test!"
>is skinnyfat
>6'6 - 6'8 tall
>320lbs
He's an absolute fricking unit. He's also married, has a kid and is a celeb.
From what I've seen he's pretty nimble for his size too, so it's not just for show.
He had to be bald, it wouldn't fit together so well any other way.
>He's an absolute fricking
perty boy with all those scribbles - he's an lil phagget
Android green bubblers are virgi
Men are progressively getting balder and balder. We lost most of our hair millions of years ago.
It's time to lose it all.