>tell people I'm 180 cm tall. >in reality I'm only 179.64 cm. >never been caught

>tell people I'm 180 cm tall
>in reality I'm only 179.64 cm
>never been caught

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be 5'10"
    >Say I'm 5'3“

    >Lose 80lbs
    >Tell people I've been trying but all I've lost is water weight

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >state 6'0 on dating apps
    >I'm 5'11.5
    >go on date with 6'0 girl
    >we're the same height

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >legitimately doctor measured 6’3
    >everyone is height frauding now
    >decide to say I’m 6’4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Should say 6'6. The average man frauds 3-4 inches above his actual height.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only if youre an insecure little homosexual,
        so its perfect for you anon go right ahead

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6'2
    >say I'm only 6'0
    >tower over 5'10 manlets

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be 5’11”
      >tell people I am 5’5” when I’m around noticeably shorter men
      If we lose we lose together and we lose BADLY.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be 183 cm in the morning
    >know full well that being upright for hours causes intervertebral discs compression, which results in being closer to 181-182 cm for most of the day
    >still tell people I'm 183 cm

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be 17cm
    >Say im 19cm because one time i was really hard i measured 19

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tell people my favorite lift is skullcrushers
    >I don't actually crush my skull with them

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >180cm manlet
    >always claim 183 because that's exactly 6 feet
    >nobody can ever tell because it's just a 3cm difference
    feelsgoodman

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fitness

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i used to that too but im 178cm
    my ex gf one day measured and then made fun of me

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im 5'8" and i claim "im 5'5" but a very strong 5'5"".

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im probably 186cm but say 184-5

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >176cm
    >96kg

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sincerely believe I’m 5’ 11 since my teens
    >confirm I’m actually 5’ 10 during a medical
    >every time I tell a guy my height or lower my height, they tell me I couldn’t possibly be 5’ 10 because they’re x height

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn't started fraudmaxxing
      Take it from a manletcel (post above yours OP), just say you're something ridiculous like 5'7 and then when people look at you bewildered, ask how tall they are and if you're the same or close to their height just laugh it off and don't reveal your real height. Frick the world.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >184 cm
    >spike hair up
    >hair is technically part of me
    >"yeah I'm 190 cm tall"

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > tell people I got to 1/2/3/4
    > didn't get to 0.5/1/1.5/2/2.5/3

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >178cm manlet
    >90kg natty
    >lean enough to see some abs and serratus muscles
    >never had to fraud stats and married now to an excellent wife

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be 182 (measured by army guy)
    >tell people I'm 180

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