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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    high test wojak shouldn't be smiling and should instead be grimacing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean is not like we can skip high test and straight into testmaxxed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BLM poster
      it's so over
      not to sound preachy but desperate do you have to be to be willing to frick a fat b***h with such vile beliefs?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The BLM and neoPride Flag on the wall are what really spoke to me in the image
        >with such vile beliefs?
        The majority of girls in college are hyper-leftist. Have you not seen all the new kvetching about the evil Gen Z political divide (girls are becoming super-duper liberal [good] while Gen Z guys are more conservative than any previous generation [very bad])

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The majority of girls in college are hyper-leftist.
          college is an american concept, so is leftist brainrot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Until Chad properly wrangles them and tells them what to believe (by fricking any wrong opinions out of them) they will always fall for the white guilt bullshit. Even brownoids, israelites, and other "marginalized" races just shut the frick up and quiver in fear to alpha men lmao.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always think its funny when people think this. Its usually some non natty homosexual who thinks open displays of emotion are anything but effeminate. Then they get carted off in a squad car when the 17 yr old at the register isn't afraid of them and learn what masculinity is in jail when they pull that punk shit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick are you talking about, schizo? Are you a israelite or a brownoid? Did I hit a nerve?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Horsecawk

        Here you go idiot

        [...]

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares what you have to say, namegay Black person brownoid apologist.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Horsecawk

            This board is about fitness, not your dumb bullshit, incel

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nobody cares, Black person, go back.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kys teapot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Horsecawk

            Why, then beautiful black woman won't get to feel me shoot huge loads onto their cervix as we create a creamy, viking-african-american hybrid

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This board is about fitness, not your dumb bullshit, incel

          plebbit dot net slash arr slash fitness

          there u go fren, more fit for your T level
          now kys israeliteBlack personhomosexualroonychinkuntshitskin

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please can someone post every variation of this wojak

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/WAKMe1j.jpeg

          [...]
          I have all of them but the car one

          https://i.imgur.com/zrzRTxZ.jpeg

          Is there music to accompany these?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the weekend

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            probably The Smiths
            >Heaven knows I'm miserable now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/xY08BK4.jpeg

        I have all of them but the car one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Which one?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this one seems comfy actually

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let’s practice it!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tfw no vaguely spiritual white girlfriend

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No she's too hot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gives you tonsillitis

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i hate that i have done this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Testmax out of it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WAKMe1j.jpeg

      [...]
      I have all of them but the car one

      https://i.imgur.com/zrzRTxZ.jpeg

      Why are so many of these showing up now?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chinese humiliation propaganda

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        plabjack era just begun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        what the frick is this new psyop?

        Why, you ask?
        It's to show the cumbrained gays who try to flex the fact they harpooned a 2/10 fat b***h as a "sign of high testosterone" and accuse guys who actually have standards of being gay.
        If you can look at these photos, realize you're the wistful wojak banging a girl twice your weight, and still think it was "worth it" you're beyond saving.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t 20 year old virgin poltard ascribing warped arist intent

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Rottpost

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >high test wojak shouldn't be smiling and should instead be grimacing
      should have the boomerjak 45 year old head at age 21 as well

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xY08BK4.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/zrzRTxZ.jpeg

      what the frick is this new psyop?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there actual cute femboys on grindr

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are everywhere.
      Don't fall for the cherrypicked ugos traphaters post.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        #
        Yes! You just dismiss them as roasties irl
        But they’re everywhere.
        Also [...] # is right.
        The goblinas that you see posted sometimes in memes are chosen for that purpose and are not the majority

        i've tried grindr in american, SEA, and europe, its' mostly ugly manly Black folk and the few cute are never close or might not respond.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Idk what to say, be persistent maybe.
          I got an experience with that.

          Also not every week is a good week and when they mean to get back to you other messages have already buried yours.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol get bent. I've gotten the best damm buss that my city can offer.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine living in LA

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Midwest actually. They're a rarity here and can choose to be the most entitled b***hes you've ever met. They hate everything here with good reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably depends where you live. I’m in California and they’re everywhere. Best places to find them are the near San Francisco and near LA.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      #
      Yes! You just dismiss them as roasties irl
      But they’re everywhere.
      Also

      https://i.imgur.com/zOq5EXo.jpeg

      They are everywhere.
      Don't fall for the cherrypicked ugos traphaters post.

      # is right.
      The goblinas that you see posted sometimes in memes are chosen for that purpose and are not the majority

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      #
      Yes! You just dismiss them as roasties irl
      But they’re everywhere.
      Also [...] # is right.
      The goblinas that you see posted sometimes in memes are chosen for that purpose and are not the majority

      No. I looked at grind for my college (USA) of 30,000+ students and there are like 3 femboys total and they're tall and not that cute

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Horsecawk

    >How do you prevent yourself from winding up with a fat partner

    Don't start a relationship with them /thread

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Sage

      The Greeks were actively opposed to homosexuality and regularly put gays to death
      You are not “high test” for having sex with men, you’re just weird
      You have brain worms controlling you and now you poop in your wiener

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wish it was like that these days still

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This things literally exist

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you posting a pic of a Garloid incubator?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao is to prepare for that sacred tribute

            https://i.imgur.com/QYtBa5q.jpeg

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously though, what is this? Reverse google search doesn't pull anything up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s an electric douche, and I took that pic lol is not gonna be on google.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Greeks were opposed to homosexuality

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bro look at these exceptions!
          Show me public displays of homosexuality that were cheered on by the public

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            artwork that survives millenia requires a lot of compliance from the general public. The sheer volume of gay pornography that was recovered over time indicates that there was EVEN MORE of it at some point. These motherfrickers were sucking eachothers dicks for breakfast.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >requires a lot of compliance from the general public
              No it doesn't stopped reading there

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                post hands

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gay homie wants to look at man hands

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I disagree with your narrative.
              It was probably a select few homosexuals that were extremely vocal about their bullshit.
              Kind of like how Twitter does not represent common world views.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in 1000 years they'll argue that it WAS common world views and that's the narrative i'm pushing. 🙂

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe so but that's digital art made in the last 5 years.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The Greeks being raging homos is israelite propaganda. But you know that already, don't you, schlomo?

      • 3 weeks ago
        blind to this

        explain the prostate infront of ur weak god. go on. what is it.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >testmaxxing
    Enjoy hairloss before 30

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think liking fat girls comes from stress

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peachy is the real high test option

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this that whole seed oil stuff I've been hearing about? This isn't ok. People should be healthy!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he being shilled so much?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YWNBAW

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >high test makes you desire dysgenic women
    >or worse, men thar act like women
    Not falling for it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. low test

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a >500k city in yurop and I have never seen a fit guy with a fat sow. Must be some american thing where everybody is fat but the fat guy calls himself powerlifter.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >r/obese is still trying to make le high test a meme
    if only producing cringe burned calories

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is all about those bussy gains now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for sure, troony

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Porn induced fetishes are not in anyway indicative of test levels. They're indicative of a lack of self control and depravity.
    Anyone that says otherwise is coping.
    /thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hormones have nothing to do with your secsual wants

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        High sex drive =/= gross porn induced fetishes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your wrong arbitrary at best opinion on what is gross has no real value to the real life of people who actually lift.
          And you can find anything in “prn” from watching paint dry to orgies from hell.
          It means nothing but “i personally don’t like it”
          You can show me the most wholesome secs situation and I’ll find prn about it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >opinion on what is gross has no real value
            homosexuality is flat out wrong
            liking obese figures is glorification of gluttony
            there is objective standards to sexuality

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you ever jorked off to a paint drying video?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon but I have, twice.
              First time was during a livestream someone was watching paint dry for 10 hrs
              I edged so much I tried it again by going directly to the hub and that was my second time, first time was better tho, the homosexual in the stream was annoying to watch tho.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're indicative of you just being a raging homosexual and have nothing to do with porn
      only homosexuals obsess over being masculine. there's not a single straight man on this planet that goes to gym or does roids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what a wild statement. truly this is the biggest den of morons.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope & seethe, autoandrophile

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't speak degenerate transexual languages, I don't know what that is. Some term for masturbation addicts?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're illiterate if you don't know what it means

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my and my gf in the middle there. I couldn't be happier and I'm done trying to defend my very correct stance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all you have to do is post body with time stamp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what part of 'I'm not defending my stance' are you struggling with? ESL?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My situation looks more like the last one, but I’m selfish so don’t share him, I have been shared tho lol

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sharing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm ESL but clearly know your language better than you do, lying fat sack of shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >can't speak English
            >can't think critically
            ok pajeet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >angry about fricked up reading comprehension and getting called out (accurately) by it
            >projecting
            you're mad because I showed up to say 'it's me'. Are you okay? Something up with your home life that has you on edge?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              proving that you aren't lying isn't "defending your stance" you moronic fatty.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >proving that you aren't lying isn't "defending your stance" you moronic fatty.
                Yes it is. Please seek help. I will pray for you. May Allah's righteous light clear the fog in your troubled, broken little mind.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no it isn't you 30 IQ Black person. your stance is that fricking whales as a shredded guy is ok, the premise is that you're shredded. Since you're clearly fat there's no stance to defend in the first place.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and what would proving i'm shredded do? Show some angry, lost little boy (on an Chinese basket weaving forum) a singular, antectodal data point that fit dudes and fat chicks hook up so he can sling more of his angry bile? I feel sorry for you, and how badly your parents must've treated you for you to conduct yourself like this.

                Get well, anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >words words words
                so sad that coping doesn't burn calories, poor poor landwhale 🙁

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still trying to control the situation
                call your parents, tell them you love them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                call your parents and tell them you're sorry for being a fat subhuman

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go back to plebbit you cringecow, who are you even trying to fool lmfao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                got you riled up. That's all I'm here for. Thank you for that. Have a good day, and I'll take one last (You) for the road if you got it in you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick you redditor

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he believes in sand fairies
                That’s all we needed to know and it explains the mental illness

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Something I found out recently about mudslimes is that basically they have two states in which they practice their religion. In a muslim controlled area, they are required to follow all laws of islam (no pork, no sex before marriage, etc etc). However, if they find themselves outside of a muslim controlled area (ie: western civilization), they are in what's called the "house of war", and they are able to break the laws of islam as they see fit in order to "survive".
                So when a sand Black person tells you that their religion is a "religion of peace", they are lying through their teeth and they know it too.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    try this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that for ass cancer?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: obese redditors

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT obese DYEL pornography addicts try to rationalize their compulsions by saying they're high test.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's true, lefties can't meme for shit

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be fat deranged idiot from r/eddit
    >make shitty meme
    >drop it on le IST to le troll them
    >get told to frick off back to r/eddit
    >dies of heart attack

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mid story
      Do you have anything of actual value or relevance to share?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO IS MAKING ALL OF THESE WOJAKS FRICKING LANDWHALES

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're drawn by dyels that get mad because no one says nice thing about them when they post their gross bodies

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Testmaxxxz hoverhands femboys

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Heavy lifting, sunbathing, oysters, black coffee, and zyn
    2. You don't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a bloke?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m lowtest btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't this dude kill himself late last year/ early this year? Should have let me hit before he went to hell.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a study that showed screaming at your reflection in the mirror can raise testosterone

  22. 3 weeks ago
    sage

    >oh no I'm scared of testosterone it might make my dick hard for fat chicks

    lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im already there!!! I’m worried about testmaxxing

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to gym
    >set 5rep PRs on big 3
    >come home
    >this is waiting for you
    >calls you papi
    where exactly is the problem, chuds?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What body do I need for gf like her?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2/3/4/5
        10% bf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Brazilian Meadow Soprano is a trap
      WOKE UP THIS MORNING

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how can i get a testmaxxed bf if im trying to cutiemaxx(male) :c?
    it would be cool to workout with him :c

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just exist and be cute, son. We'll find you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but im tired of working out by myself :ccc
        and...and i wanna help a gymbf to become a stronger version of himself :ccc

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Get. Cuter. Dress. bawdtier.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda is, my bf is 6’3 testmaxxed his office has private gym we use often but once in there I get lost with cardio and he does weights.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        aaaaaaah im so jelly :ccc

        Get. Cuter. Dress. bawdtier.

        im trying im trying...oooooh but i cant dress loose cause that wouldnt be too cute would it :c?
        It aint fair i want my testmaxxed bf now tho :c

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1. Emos
    >2. No self-respect
    >3. Pedophile homosexual
    All of these are low test degenerates.

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