>tfw too lazy to cook

>tfw too lazy to cook

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw to smart to lift

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    take adderal
    >b-but adderal makes you thin and suppresses appetite
    This is only true for fatasses, people who lack the motivation to shove food into their mouth despite hunger would benefit from it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      adderall kills my sex drive

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw gotten to the point where I can't eat a full meal
    it's over isn't it?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just do gomad

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just get a slow cooker. This thing is a game changer. Stick a load of chickin in this bad boy and get some containers. You can even make stews if you are feeling daring.

    It's that easy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I came here to post exactly this. Just made a whole MESS of sweet potatoes in my crockpot 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      these are good. instant pot is good too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I may be a bit too autistic about this, but how do you accurately track the calories of a stew if you're not going to eat all the liquid?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        drink the liquid

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You cum in it and it does some science shit so you know the calories. I'm not sure my brother taught me

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's what takes the cumulative functions of the human body to produce the chemicals required to break down that food - and further distribution and conversion of those chemicals - and eject the waste what is divided by that that is what the food is chemically composed of; which, is what metabolism is. energy can be neither created or destroyed. principles of biochemistry.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too lazy to live

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mum made me sum chicken <3 luv me mum

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meal prep then, cook a load of food in one go and refrigerate it, then re heat it when you're gonna eat it

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yolo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pov youre jeffery dahmer

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw spent 1200 on doordash last month
    I’m just treating myself I’ll learn to cook anytime now…

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pls be bait

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not I literally get delivery twice a day

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rock on man. Thanks to people like you I can survive off working door dash 3/4 days a week lol. Easiest $1000 a week ever. Sometimes I'm even lucky enough to catch a girl in her panties too

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you fuck any of them? I always wanted to try working delivery in case it would get me laid.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 pieces of white bread
    >2 slices of cheese
    >400 calories 24 grams of protein

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go to the store and see yourself, dumbass. You can also add ham for more protein.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ham is from a pig, not a protein, retard

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could lose some weight
    im on OMAD since two weeks and havent lost a single pound

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno, it's always just put in, wait, put out

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cooking is one thing that should help you feel like a goddamn man. you think those cavemen trusted the women to handle the meat those fuckers went running to death to find and catch? lol no. the cavemen probably realized how stupid an all meat diet was before they even left the water.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try MODIFINAL. Worked for me.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomies make money and get ubereats

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