>Thanks for taking me out for a protein shake, anon... now, can I see those abs of yours?

>Thanks for taking me out for a protein shake, anon... now, can I see those abs of yours?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not unless you have X-ray vision, because they are covered in a layer of fat at the moment, I am "bulking" you see. Then again, if you did have X-ray vision, you would also know that my penis is a healthy above average length. So here we are, may I kiss you?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    women dont talk like this also not fitness related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes it is, it says protein shake right there idiot c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >women dont talk like this also not fitness related
      No they don't, but they like abs. I work in an industry with a lot of women. Pre covid I measured the measured the effectiveness of my workout by how many chicks glanced down at my abs. Abs are rare.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Women like whatever the dominant figure (usually internet media) in their life tells them to like. Become that figure, and you'll be irresistible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yep. That's why the chin/jaw thing is becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy, because those incels won't shut the frick up about it. Scientific studies showed long ago that women preferred around the average forward push of the chin, that is slightly behind the vertical line down from the lips. This massive elongated chin being a good thing is a racist incel lookism nonsense thing (whites are much more likely to have elongated chins while blacks are nearly all behind the vertical line). They should all just fricking kill themselves instead of ruining it for the rest of us with normal chins that are slightly small and women developing that superstition about them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wtf is chinjaw

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            and ur a moronic Black person for not realizing that incels are the ones with significantly small chins not fricking normal chins u fricking normalBlack person kys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Women like whatever the dominant figure (usually internet media) in their life tells them to like
          abs abs abs pic rel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WRONG
        women like dad bods now

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't find these shapeless skinnyfat women attractive. It is weird realizing they are still in the top half of attractiveness for women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice tummy tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >grown man calling stomachs "tummy"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That guys got a nice chest
            >Huh duh don't you mean nice heart and lungs?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              moron analogy, chest is an actual word, "tummy" is a word you use when youre a kid, like "cute" or "adorable"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ya of course, a woman is like a child. So its fine

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                damn you must be so tough

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                what?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you don't use words like "cute" and "tummy", surely you must be absurdly strong and manly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                how insecure are you that you immediately go to this sort of rhetoric? lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can describe a childish thing as cute, what's wrong with that? Or once you turn a certain age you can only handle raw leather, booze and guns, so you'll never need to describe a weak and dainty thing?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Or once you turn a certain age you can only handle raw leather, booze and guns, so you'll never need to describe a weak and dainty thing?
                this dude is really discovering the fact that you need to mature as you get older and act your age LMAO

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Why hasn't the date rape kicked in yet?"
    S-sure, It'll have to be down this dark alley though.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y yes u can see my flabs, thanks 4 asking

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, I need to eat your booty hole until I get food poisoning to finish my cut.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >protein shake
    she had plenty, plenty of those before anon

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shut up you prostitute of babylon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This girl is dumber than a bag of rocks. Her head is filled with rocks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      big black rocks

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy white God is that her kid?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's edited

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >race mixing is norma-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      with how much semen is inside her...that kid needs to be on fin 2 years ago!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 5.5x5.5 and my ex would complain about me being too deep in her, I don't understand how deeper, at least in her case, would be better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        death to israel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Off yourself israelite.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      La creatura

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ogro demonio

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fake edit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      creación repugnante

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      una vela...
      literally looks like shrek lmao

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sure this but first show me your feminine penis

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sore from doing thrusts.

    Remember tio always be vague, short, indirect, slightly dismissive with a hint of innuendo.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Victorine Dartois... rip

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only if you'll whip out those milkbags

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sure thing bby
    *does the truffle shuffle*

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sure but first you need to proove how long is your clit

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Weird ass looking lips. Wtf...

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