"That guy" thread
>that arab guy that walks around the gym for 10 minutes between every set of quarter rep leg press narcissistically staring at himself in every single mirror in the place
>that jacked guy that does every single exercise wrong or with shit form but is still jacked cause steroids
>that DYEL that never does a single set with anything less than 5 reps in reserve and never gains an oz of muscle
>that butterface that is somehow insanely attractive just cause she deadlifts and squats
>disgusting gay that wears a corset and only does ass exercises, while starring at every guy in the gym like he wants to blow them.
I let that guy suck me off in the locker room while I watch straight porn. He has to stay under a towel though, because i"m not gay and I don't want to get kicked out of the gym.
I've got the same dude in his late 40's/early 50's, wearing pink leggings. He only does Romanian deadlifts (with horrible form) and pulley crunch with over exaggerated hip hinge. He walks 10 min in the whole gym between sets, brushing against dudes deadlifting, his ass close to their face.
In the locker room he fully undresses, shower in the cabin with the door open.
He then proceeds to apply pomade in his butthole, and walks in the whole locker room larping as if he were looking for something.
I'm sure one day I'll snap and beat this gay to death.
>the personal trainer who keeps pretending to be your friend to try and get you to sign up for classes
Related to that guy, the trainer who obviously doesn't know anywhere near as much as you about training trying to sell you training packages.
related to this
>every dude bigger than you, giving you advice that is wrong because you're 27 started lifting 2 years ago and they mog you but they're wrong they've just been doing it for longer
Like i can't say anything because they mog, but I also can't switchup my routine to do their lift or training because I'm already hitting the muscle because they're wrong and want me to do the bad thing
>the group of zoomers filming themselves
>ugly girl who does a 30 cm long jump every 30 seconds and then does a botched, aborted Turkish getu-up with 2kg
>the incredibly hot girl that shows up one day getting a gym orientation and then you never see her again
>milf with a towel on her shoulders, bottle on hand, pink shirt, black legging, ponytail. either on the treadmil, pec deck or curling 10lb dumbells
Or on the cable pulldown pulling 20 lbs to rpe 4
>that cute looking, shy girl who you always seem to be at the gym at the same time as and you make eye contact with a bunch and think she might be open to conversation because the only other people you see at the gym at this time are a bunch of dyel indians but you don't wanna be "that guy" and interrupt her workout but one time she comes up to you and asks if she can work in when you're doing weighted pull ups but she can barely do two pull ups so you think "oh shit maybe she just wanted to talk" and in between your sets you explain to her about using negatives to help increase the amount of pull ups she can do, and she says thanks and you can't think of anything else to say without it sounding weird so you go off to continue your workout buy you happen to leave the gym at the same time that night and you say "seeya next time" as you both leave then get to your car and drive away only to see her walking down the sidewalk a block away from the gym and you think "maybe I should ask if she wants a ride" but you don't wanna be a creep so you don't and then you go a few weeks without seeing her at the gym and when you do see her again you don't wanna come off as weird so you just give her a head nod and say hey and she says "haven't seen you in a while" and you say "hah, my schedules been the same, you been skipping workouts?" and she says "omg yes I hate it but my schedules been so full lately :(" and you say "ahh man yeah that sucks....good to see you back here though!" and find out she was just on her way to the changeroom to leave the gym and then you don't see her again for a few weeks and then find her instagram and find out she moved to a different city and you consider following her on ig but you think it'd be weird so you don't and instead go about your life but you still think about her now and then because she was very nice and very cute
Every time
deep down we really are all just homogenous fragments of the mind of god
World’s longest sentence
It's not, he just forgot the punctuation
It's over.
frick you, anon
pain
Then wtf is working out for if you don't get the girl??? I thought IST was about gettin puss
where the frick does this happen all the people in my gym seem to purposely avoid eye contact with anyone unless they know them???
STOP STARING AT ME homosexual!!!
Nicecel
bro. take time to meet women. either dating apps, bars ,social events etc.
it takes the sting off of these moments cause you already have plans / dates.
>dyel shitskins that makes loud phone calls over bluetooth earphones in hindi / arabic while barely doing anything resembling a routine
>that pack of 16 year old black highschoolers that all somehow bench 3 plate
>kettlebell homosexuals
Uhm... im one of those people who do those often. Bioneer told me to >~<
>that bodybuilder girl that ask you how many calories you need to fuel your body
>3000
>says that must be wrong because she’s bulking on 3500 right now
>”hehe I’m cutting”
>”ah I thought that was the reason!”
>she smiles and walks away to do curls with 35s
>that skinnyfat boomer in a hoodie clearly trying to piece his life together after a divorce
I started saying hi to him just because he looks like he's on the verge of tears 99% of the time
That's very nice anon. He might just need a few gym friends.
Keep it up
Damn
many boomers have connections. frick around and get a decent job from him
>that stupid b***h who keeps sumo deadlifting 225 and dropping them as loud as possible so the whole gym hears
>Those jacked twins who I thought were the same person until a while ago
>The many groups of prostitutes who I can't individually recall since they all look the same,but keep stealing every barbell to do hip thrusts
>That bald guy who can mog every girl in my gym by hip thrusting 4pl8
>That guy with dwarfism who does some weird ass rep range (50 leg curls each set?????)
>that Kendra Lust looking milf who is always working out in the skimpiest little skin tight outfits that makes me so diamonds I almost pass out during sets.
this is why I go to the gym at midnight, it's too much effort to not obviously stare at all the prostitutes and even if I do stare it distracts me from lifting
Yeah but then you gotta go through the problem of figuring out if the guy totally unconscious on the lat pulldown machine is dead or just sleeping, and if not calling an ambulance is gonna get your membership revoked
I hate gym prostitutes. Go get attention on your fricking own time. I'm trying to fricking work.
>that butterface that is somehow insanely attractive just cause she deadlifts and squats
One of those at my gym that drives me fricking insane. She has a round, slightly pudgy face with acne scars (and acne), wears ugly glasses, has frizzy blonde hair that looks like she washes it once a week at the most, and has a gap in her teeth. She outright ugly. But She is also 5'3", like 110lbs at most, with what are at least D cup breasts and the figure of a model.
>sweaty hat guy
>that guy who occupies a rack to do band assisted pull ups instead of using the assisted pull up machine
>that guy who occupies a bench to rest his water bottle on while he does hammer curls
I fricking despise the last guy.
Sorry for stealing the bench, I like having somewhere to sit down instead of pacing back and forth sometimes.
bitch
Next time grow a pair and ask if I'm using it. I will continue taking benches now just out of spite.
Spoken like a true homosexual
The only gay here is you since you can't even ask a simple question. Continue seething while I do hammer curls and take your bench.
>that guy who occupies a bench to rest his water bottle on while he does hammer curls
Were you that manlet homosexual who walked be me and said "Really, bro?"
God you were so tiny, thought you were a child for a second there, Gimli.
just use his bottle as a squat plug
>that one old guy who you have never seen lift, and is 30 years older than your gym's average age, but is ALWAYS waiting for you spread eagle naked when you go to the locker room
my gym has 3-4 of these guys, they all come at different times so you can never avoid them too
>spread eagle
why you doing this in the locker though?
The old man stole Chalk from the gym trainers and distributed it to the members.
>that guy that runs across the gym and jump punches the punching bag like he's in super smash bros.
>chick that walks around barefoot taking 10 minute rest between sets
>walks around the shrug machine she's using, leaves, just to go into the locker room and take ass pics (wife told me)
>that guy that runs across the gym and jump punches the punching bag like he's in super smash bros.
>chick that walks around barefoot taking 10 minute rest between sets
First ones based, second is hot. Why you complaining?
>that guy that smells like ballsweat and ass despite it being the dead of winter
oh wait thats me, i cant help it
I always smell like my cum, even on nofap wtf, is a clone of me from the future coming back in time, pausing time so I don't notice him and cumming on me?
>that jacked guy that does every single exercise wrong or with shit form
If you think you do something right and another person does it wrong, but the other person is bigger than you, it is you who is doing things wrong.
I can pull up a dozen videos of people bigger than that dude on youtube who do the exercises the way I do it. There is no universe in which a quarter rep hack squat isn't moronic. You're pretty stupid.
>There is no universe in which a quarter rep hack squat isn't moronic
dyel detected. You're the one being stupid and uneducated.
Steroids, moron. They were literally made to induce hypertrophy in comatose people so don't start with the cope.
> people this moronic exist
I wish you could just kill these fricking morons
>that smelly fat guy doing squats again with 5 minute rests, looking around at everyone and then typing on his phone
What is he even doing
probably inputting his lift data into an app like strong.
Frick you that sounds like me
That skinny dyel on the lat-pulldown machine who hasn't done a single set in 20 minutes, staring at me then typing on his phone
what is he even doing
posting in /plg/
Posting on IST
Holy frick its me. Im either typing in my stats or RESPONDING TO YOUR MUMS TEXTS TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOsex2LOLOLOLOLOL
yup, that's me
my gym is fricking SWAMPED with Black folk and pakis out o NOPWHERE the past couple weeks and they literally fricking reek of really strong pungent garlic and onions, fricking vile. frickin' 'ate of of em, simple as
>grunts and slams weights
>angrily counts reps, swears
>the weights are 15-20 lb dumbells
why do people put their thumbs in front of their fingers? it doesn't make any sense
thumb is strongest and pulls the fingers in tighter
makes it feel strong even though it'll frick your shit up
you usually only see it in kids as any man who went through puberty has punched something
i've seen, and done, worse though
when i was really young i used to put my thumbs inside my fingers
was too young for fights to be happening that weren't biting and wrestling though
kids are moronic and don't make the connections all the time unless someone responsible is there to direct them
>rat eyed boomer with a filthy towel he brings around to avoid actually wiping any equipment
>loud as frick in his random conversations with people trying to avoid talking to him
>rarely actually lifts, when he does it's light weight and he groans like a b***h
Fast forward to covid
>don't see him since covid started
>this is it, his filthy untrained body probably exploded in a cloud of bat gas after catching the boomer remover
>one day I finally go in on a day I usually dont, he's there
>glad he's not crossing paths with me anymore but it sucks for the saturday people that he's still alive
Dubs and he dies, this ones for the weekend warriors
roll
>bat gas
Fricking lost, rolling
>the excon who's fresh out of prison and talks shit to the weights
>That old fat roid troony that does what ever excersise I am doing but heavier with the worst possible form,but never squats,bench or dead lifts.
The skinny black woman who does interval sprints on the treadmill.
>that guy who comes with me and spots me, because we're friends
that guy who's the bro that's been helping you finally realize your dream of lifting weights and looking good 🙂
>that one guy that is always there at the same time as you and you hate for no reason
>that one guy
it's all of them
Hi me, I'd like you to meet me
>no reason
Do you know how many squatracks I've lost to that fat pussied frickboy?
Frick you, you blue haired, manlet, zoomer. You're obviously on gear or sarms or something buy jn still stronger than you.
>that guy who writes in his diary in-between sets
>Dear diary I mogged that autistic guy again. He will probably post about it in his incel Image board later.
>that guy who trains bis and tris but no forearms
>that guy who goes outside of the rack to squat
>that guy who wears a belt to barbell row 1pl8
>that guy who mires himself in the mirror db curling 20lbs
>that guy who spaces out on his phone for 15 minutes between sets
>that guy who reddit spaces on IST
>that girl who is almost always doing the same routine as you, and fairly often looking over at you between sets, and when you're close to her you can hear her start grunting out each rep
Hmm
Gym I used to go to
> that guy with bleached blonde hair that walks around loudly clapping to music playing in his headphones
> that woman who goes barefoot 100% of the time, has thigh tattoo of gun in holster, and does cartwheels in between the machines
> the smelly nigerian who I once witnessed do 4 calf raise variations then go home
> the "powerlifter" woman who takes up both squat racks + bench just by spreading all her stuff across them, only to bench 115
> the fat guy who for some reason thinks he should full out sprint on treadmill shaking entire gym
> the nepalese restaraunt that opened underneath gym adding the smell of fried goat to existing smell of burning rubber and human shit
Anon your gym seems fun
Based
have a nice day monkeyspeak Black person loving homosexual burn in hell along with the rest of the scrawny beta homosexual whities who say "based" every single fricking post I hate you more than anything
>that PT who tortures braphogs
>50 year old scowling indian man with a pot belly who just walks around in massive white sneakers and a red polo shirt tucked into his blue jeans
>Only uses the elliptical machine or rope push downs
>Stands extremely close to you at the water fountain
GOOD MORNING SIR
For me it was the middle age Indian guy who went shirtless, only used the two machines with best vantage points of the thot zones, full force stared at every ass and bobs, was there most days for a month or two and then never came back. I think he was kicked out or something.
>that guy who complimented my bench after spotting me, but I forgot what he looked like so now I give a polite nod to any guy that looks like him
>that guy who comes with a new 9/10 woman every week and is presumably fricking them
>that teenage girl that gets on the elliptical/treadmill next to me until my wife notices and comes over to talk to me
>that zoomer kid who stares at me, not sure if its a straight mire or gay mire
>the ex-military guy who lifts with an emotional support dog
>the short black guy (this is Colorado so there's only one) who wears cologne and chats up every young woman he sees. Not sure how successful he is
>the 6'3" Korean guy who benches more than me
>the superfit supershort CrossFit-looking woman who eyefricks me and has to jump off the seat to grab onto the lat pulldown bar
>not utilizing the three opportunities of improving your hip thrusts
Your wife will understand, it's for the both of you
climbing gym specific
>that group of mid-20s tattooed yuppies with a dog who sit on the mats in the busiest section of the bouldering area and just talk for an hour and you never see them actually climb
>random chinese tech guy wearing costco clothing and climbing v9s
>group of high school aged noobs who try to campus the first two moves of a V1 despite barely being able to do regular pull ups
>shirtless chad twinks mogging everyone
>tall autistic guy who swears under his breath every time he falls off a V5
>that DYEL that never does a single set with anything less than 5 reps in reserve and never gains an oz of muscle
Can you explain this one?
Look up RPE/RIR
I still don't get it
Can you explain like I'm a moron?
Okay Jamal, let's say you can do 10 to 15
pushups but you only ever do 5. You will never build any muscle because it isn't challenging enough for you.
>The group of 5 huge jacked NFL linebacker looking black dudes who you're cool with and crack jokes with
One of them was daring the other to take his shirt off in the gym but the guy was too scared so I interjected , "I'll do it." I did it and it was hilarious, they even called out a random girl for checking me out. We've been friends ever since.
>that female personal trainer with a cute smile that has a crush on you but everyone knows is a massive bawd that cheats on her partners left and right
Sucks bros. I know all her nice girl attitude is fake as frick, but I still can't help but be charmed.
Just frick her until she cheats on you, it won't count because you two were never exclusive to begin with
Frick her and cheat on her first
>that female personal trainer that doesn't even look that fit but comes in dresses, skirts and long hair teaching other girls butt exercises
>the hobo that shows up every night to sleep at the side of the entrance and leaves without bothering anyone
I hope he makes it
>that guy who takes the only deadlift platform and looks at his phone for 10 mins between sets
>that guy who is in the changing room when you enter and he’s still in there when you leave
> hordes of dyels, women and roidtrannies loading up 5 plates on leg press, only to have a rom well above 90 degrees
> roidtrannies PT scamming dyels with rows that have even lower rom then Yates row
>roidtrannies with constant ellbow/golfer arm because they can't program and do 120lbs pullover for the triceps every day
>skinny women that wish to lose 3kg while being bone and skin. Spend 1,5 hours holding on the treadmill
>that couple going full PPL while bulking, women getting absolutely rock hard while he is just getting chubby
>that group of Cubans that look like the three stooges on some bathtub PED's killing themselves
>the Italian 38 year old that discovered roids and the gym 2 years ago. Witnessing his rise and downfall. Got divorced, tried grooming 18 years Olds, bought a motorcycle and now has to stop roids. Currently dying because he didn't have a clue how cycling works or programming. Now worries that his pee pee doesnt work anymore. Lost tons of money on cocaine
I could go on endless. I run a gym and get to know all the drama unwillingly.
Oh another one
>Cuban guy nr 4 stealing a phone during morning hours and hiding it in the bread basket in the store next door
>there were 5 people in the gym
>Bluetooth connection breaks
>moron runs out of the gym to the store, hides it in the breadbasket
>lifelong ban
Originally we had 5 of these morons. One of them got sick, started to look like a nurgle creature bloated with liquid.
>that girl that wants to be alone in the corner but I have to do hanging leg lifts and she is annoyed
>that girl that dresses to get looks but is annoying
>the girl that squats and thinks shes cool or something for it
>those 3 girls that think they're in some superhero squat cause they dress like crossfit girls
>that chunky girl that is mirin' you cause you have a beard
>that girl that think shes hot shit but not really
>those people with bad tattoos their skin look like a high school desk
90% of people in a gym are super chill and just keep to themselves. but damn the few that are annoying sorta ruin things.
>that guy in the mirror who snuck up behind you and made yu almost squeeze your plug out
>who doesn't exist when you turn around because you just lost track of your reflection
>that fat guy with unwashed hair and body odor that squats every day, mumbles incoherently when spoken to, takes 13 minute rests between every set and just stares at his phone while glancing up at people that are actually lifting
>that tall guy who mogs everyone in the gym
>goes the hardest out of all the clients
>takes all even discs and then some dumbbells because discs aren't enough to leg press for him
I kneel.
>that woman that goes to the gym in tight yoga pants and never pushes herself on any exercise other than hip thrusts
I fricking despise her.
There's a pajeet at my gym. He wears a red headband. He sits on a machine, does a rep with no weight, then gets up and walks around for 5 minutes and does some stretching in the mirror. Then he goes to some other machine and does it again. Sometimes to mix it up he will do his stretching with the lightest dumbbells the gym has. He does this for over an hour.
Indians are a slave race - he was waiting for a larger indian to yell at him and tell him what to do.
maybe injury rehab?
>that morbidly obese woman who comes to leg press the same amount of weight every day
>that guy who does hanging leg raises in the power rack (there are 20 other places he can do this)
>that obese Indian guy who has very high flexibility
>that jacked gay guy spotting his twink bf benching less than lmao1pl8
i'm kinda jealous. i'm not gay but i want a little padawan to teach
>the guy mumble rapping one or two lines between sets
>the guy who puts his shirt over his head halfway thru his workout, getting sweat all over the machines and captain's chair
>the 6'2 middle aged Iranian guy who always lifts with other middle eastern guys of varying ages, and also gives unsolicited advice to nearly every person in the gym
He actually seems like a nice dude, other than the form tips which can be annoying. He'll also randomly pull up and spot people lmao.
>the Black person who pretends to be some super important buisnessman but is just talking to his friend through an ear piece the entire time hes there
>the guy who looks like the /misc/cel wojak and somehow lifts less than you despite being twice your bw
>the girl with literally 0 breasts who wears nothing but a sports bra and super tight yoga pants and keeps doing meme exercises uncomftorably close to your bench
>the other girl who supersets 5 meme exercises while using multiple squat racks, benches, and every dumbbell in the gym
>the black guy who mumble raps super fricking loud throughout his entire workout
>the two dwarves who are easily 280 at 5'3 and diddly 4.5pl8 like its nothing but then get on the treadmills for 5 minutes before leaving
>that Russian ex oly lifter lady that clean jerks more than most guys in your gym deadlift
I mean, I’m in a commercial cooky cutter gym, but she’s still very impressive