The cyclist debate continues

Is he right or wrong IST?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They are homosexuals if they take up a lane, but bikes are still based

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >by law
        opinion disregarded

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Sorry you feel that way, can't help you
        I understand... sorry you feel scared of my vehicle, also can't help you. VROOOOOOOOOOOOM

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Get fricked.
            he's getting a bit too wienery for someone in his situation

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How can you be this smug when literally anyone, even a 90 lb little girl can just decide to end your life if they feel like it? Cyclists are so vulnerable, you would figure that they would be more humble considering how weak they are in literally any potential exchange involving a car. That's why I hate these frickers. They are so pretentious and have such a fake aire of superiority when they are doing something really lame and they have no leverage of any kind

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/pnxLMnd.jpg

            https://i.imgur.com/URWwuyR.jpg

            >Does something extremely dangerous
            >Knows that it is in fact, extremely dangerous
            >Continues to do something extremely dangerous on a regular basis
            >This fact alone makes cyclists not only a liability to themselves and everyone around them, but also makes them tremendously stupid. They are literally moronic beyond words
            >Rather than STOP doing the completely unnecessary thing that might kill them, they double down on their activity
            >Rather than STOP putting their lives at risk for literally no gain of any kind, they go on the internet and b***h about it to feel better about themselves
            >They shout into the void so they can get upboats by kind strangers on the internet
            >They keep doing dumb and dangerous shit
            >They then act superior about it for some reason, as if risking your life because you want to ride on le bicicleta makes you noble
            >die
            This is why I hate these gays. They are objectively moronic and a liability to everyone

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Does something extremely dangerous
              >Knows that it is in fact, extremely dangerous
              >Continues to do something extremely dangerous on a regular basis

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If cyclists were real Chad's they'd just accept the danger instead of b***hing about it on Instagram. This is why skateboarders get infinitely more pussy than you ever will. It's dangerous and not cool

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your hat is gay

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >muh danger
              no balls

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you think that endangering your life on your gay little bike is super manly then go for it moron. I'll be fricking your girl whenever you're dead

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >muh penis
                cool story brah
                >endangering your life
                at least I am living
                >but muh dick her vegana
                cool

                If cyclists were real Chad's they'd just accept the danger instead of b***hing about it on Instagram. This is why skateboarders get infinitely more pussy than you ever will. It's dangerous and not cool

                Who are these people b***hing? Must be some middle aged gay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >who's b***hing

                Literally read the op dumbass newbie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, because passing a cyclist is an additional stress I'd rather not have to deal with in my life. Most people don't actually want to hurt others, you know. Cyclists are narcissists though, so they can't understand even though they drive themselves.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >by law
          opinion disregarded

          >some seniority you might consider xD
          I'm going to ram a stick into your spoke and then beat you to death with it after you flip over.

          It will never not be funny how absolutely malding burgeroids get when exposed to the humble bicycle

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Humble
            Your $15k bicycle is not humble.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry to hear you're a poorgay.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm so humble, everyone else is just too poor to be as humble as me!
                Is this the power of cyclists?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like you need a 5 ton steel cage to teach you some respect lmao

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yea, because they're fat, weak and out of shape. Seeing a cyclist reminds them of how weak they are in comparison, and it drives them mad.
            Notice how, whenever the topic is brought up, they never compare their own selves to the cyclists, and they always compare the car to the cyclists.
            >haha nice job deadlifting 500 lbs, my forklift can lift 40000 lbs
            Yea, cool beans dude, let me know how cool your car is when your obese ass gets his first stroke.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >much longer than cars
        Don't bikes only predate automobiles by 60 or so years?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And dual track wheeled vehicles predate bicycles by thousands of years

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And dual track wheeled vehicles predate bicycles by thousands of years

          not even. the first gas-powered automobile was patented in 1886. the first bicycle with pedals was patented in 1853.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/URWwuyR.jpg

        https://i.imgur.com/fG1qLF8.jpg

        Is he right or wrong IST?

        i hate cyclists so much it's fricking unreal

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >some seniority you might consider xD
        I'm going to ram a stick into your spoke and then beat you to death with it after you flip over.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >call someone a homosexual
        >"um ackshually I'm legally allowed to be a homosexual :)"
        okay and?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/URWwuyR.jpg

        https://i.imgur.com/bAu5PcT.jpg

        lol’d at this

        I hate the homosexual cyclists that do top speed on footpaths or don’t even give the courtesy of sharing what side they are on behind you. They treat pedestrians on foot paths like they treat motorists on the road.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/URWwuyR.jpg

        https://i.imgur.com/bAu5PcT.jpg

        lol’d at this

        Car Black folk should be shot, love to everyone that chooses to ride a bike instead of a loud smelly 5 tonne deathbox

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Unfortunately for you, shooting an Akkar Churchill 612 doesn't make me fall over from the recoil like it would your stickbug ass. Your b***h ass couldn't hurt anyone capable of benching 1pl8, armed or not.

          Bike on a trail like a man twerp, and while you're at it take that little b***h bike back to the shop, get a refund, and buy some self respect instead

          Based. Mountain bikes are where it's at. If your wheel's thinner than the fingers I use to enter your mom, you're biking wrong.
          >relatively affordable and can actually take a beating before needing any real maintenance
          >Only looksmogged by actual motorbikes
          >Actually one-ups cars by not being illegal to mountain bike anywhere you please
          >Accessorizable as hell

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/URWwuyR.jpg

        JUST FRICKING PULL OVER ONCE IN A WHILE AND LET CAR PASS HOLY FRICKING SHIT. ITS NOT A FEW SECONDS IT PARTS OF THE HOUR. WHY ARE YOU DOING 20 in a 50. IF A CAR WAS DOING THAT ID BE MAD.

        motorcyclist and biker too. People use roads to get places. But also rope for shit drivers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/URWwuyR.jpg

        would run over

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn’t do shit, pussy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >t.chalk outline

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >They are homosexuals if they take up a lane
      some places you aren't allowed to go near the sidewalk because young hooligans met old grannies too many times
      and if you give room for drivers some of them take the piss and get way too close
      besides, most people shouldn't be allowed to drive in the first place
      >tl;dr blame shit drivers and gay cyclists

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The cyclist, specifically the lanky lycra sporter, is an butthole who helps the israelites instigate the forced "walkable" megacity hive concept. All of the shilling of "mah heckin walkable cities" is part of a psyop to get normies conditioned into living in eternal rentoid pods and owning nothing. An example of this is the 15 minute city concept being implemented in the UK. You won't be leaving. Not with an APC or even a motorbike chasing you on your dinky goybike should you choose to be a bad gentile and try seeking refuge to a freer rural area. Car sales and oil trades dying down are an acceptable risk for the Talmud finally coming true. The last nail on the coffin showing how this psyop is the execution of human autonomy is how the NotJustBikes channel isn't silenced for his "rebellious" ideas but is instead unrestricted monetization from israelitetube, and is even paid by straight up NWO organizations to make videos sucking off Amsterdam, Netherlands.

      Mountain bikes are based.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they don't know how bad it's going to get

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >NotJustBikes
        Why would he be silenced? His content is simply focused on infrastructure, there's zero reason for his channel to be censured.
        Cyclists are freedom fighters against the tribe, you're the ones filling their bank accounts with obscene gas prices, ~~*insurance*~~, road tax whatever. Get fricked.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In a car-city you depend on oil prices (controlled by youknowwho) + the only way to get out of your city is to buy a vehicle (sold by youknowwho)

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds more like the cyclist's problem of thinking they can go toe to toe with a 4000 lb hunk of steel going 55 mph than my problem of just trying to get home from work

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol’d at this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a speed limit not a speed minimum.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Various roads in Japan, the Republic of Ireland and the USA are all subject to minimum speeds.
        >Just as their maximum counterparts, minimum speed limits are designed to increase road safety. Instead of accelerating and braking, keeping vehicles above a certain speed helps to keep traffic moving. This is particularly important when stopping traffic may cause problems for emergency vehicles to get through: in tunnels, for instance.
        >Driving too slowly can also impede the safety of other drivers. When on the roads, we all have a duty to try to anticipate the movement of others. Driving particularly slowly can cause a hazard to other motorists, who may not have correctly assessed their speed. It can force harsh braking, increasing the risk of a pile-up. It also encourages actions like tailgating or unsafe overtaking, particularly if a queue builds up behind the slow driver, and there is peer pressure involved.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're likely to only see a minimum speed sign on a highway where it's not legal to cycle anyway. Stop being a dipshit.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            His point still stands. Having slow people in traffic increases the risk of accidents, so cyclists driving on the road increase the risk of traffic accidents since now people have to break or overtake.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you get clipped into a bus

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Oh and it's also legal to ride horses on most streets. Again it's a limit not a minimum.

            my point is that occupying the lane while going way below the speed limit is obviously wrong and unsafe. It doesn't matter if it's a bike, a tractor or a normal car, you must make taking you over as easy as possible if you are too slow

            >B-b-but they sell expensive beep beeps!
            They selk expensive jordans too exclusively for poor Black folk. Whats your poiny timmy?

            my point is that the percentage of poor cyclists is one of the lowest of any popular sport, so calling all poor is factually moronic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh and it's also legal to ride horses on most streets. Again it's a limit not a minimum.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I see these homosexuals they think they're a car and in the middle of the road or trying to yell at someone in a car. So get fuuuuuuuuuuuucked.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised there's no mention of "muh saving the planet"

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >taking driving lessons (euro country)
    >see a bikegay and his wife with their small kid in a trailer in front of me
    >driving instructor tells me to overtake them and that it's legal to do so
    >pass by bikegay at a safe distance
    >bikegay absolutely loses it
    >yells "NO YOU DON'T FRICKING OVERTAKE ME HERE!"
    >pass by him safely
    >see him raging in the rear mirror as I drive on
    >driving instructor turns his head looking back at the guy raging
    >calls him a stupid homosexual as we drive away
    was probably the least aggressive cyclegay out there

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The psychology with the anger issue is degenerate.
    Narcissistic traits and it continues because people keep getting away with little punishment if any with injuring or killing this group of traffic.
    Then there's people who hate cats or dogs who goes off-road just to kill them, quite a similar degenerate mentally ill fixation.

    With so little punishment for this crime and much being written off as "accidents" society basically allows it to a high degree.
    For my country it is even worse for pedestrians, it's rarely punished to kill pedestrians with vehicular slaughter.

    At it's core it's definitely not about being held up 3-5 seconds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've had things thrown at me when biking on the shoulder of a highway. pretty fricked up. worst was a glass bottle that went whizzing past my head. stopped biking after that. I never bothered traffic with my bike and always kept out of peoples way.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate how the automobile israelite has brainwashed americans into thinking it’s the ultimate freedom (so long as the road is paved (so long as you pay the oil israelite for gas (so long as you dump thousands to maintain it every year (so long as you obey the mandated-by-law insurance israelite (so long as you don’t get creamed by stacy in her 3 ton SUV or kyle in his 4 ton pavement princess (so long as your taxes go down the literal drain in order to maintain the sprawling network of hundreds of thousands of miles of roads because everything is so spread out and low density*~~*~~
    are cars inherently bad? no, it’s useful if you need to get somewhere on time or traveling somewhere that is not connected by transit, but when it’s the only method of getting anywhere, has resulted in many of our cities being irreversibly fricked in terms of design (i fricking hate zoning laws), is actively contributing to obesity crisis, making communities (especially kids, since there’s nowhere to play in suburbia and will get run over by cars going the speed limit of 35 mph in a fricking residential area) more isolated, and is directly making rich israelites richer, i think we have a little problem
    of course in america there’s the issue that you can’t walk down the street without being shot or go on the bus and riding with heroin junkies but those are societal problems (which are, albeit indirectly and not by a significant portion, caused by dependence on cars (mainly costs of buying, owning, and maintaining a car, which is directly making people poorer, and a car, i must remind you, is needed to get literally anywhere in this country))
    cyclists can be annoying c**ts but i would rather have 500 cyclists than another car on the road

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like to drive away from minorities.
      Full stop.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        With a car you can go anywhere you want

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not reading all that shit because you're clearly a schizo bikegay but I don't even drive and I hate cyclists, they never stop or slow down to let pedestrians cross, they mount the fricking pavement half the time and fly past you from behind as if you have eyes in the back of your head, and they look fricking gay to boot. I have almost been hit by far more morons on bikes than by drivers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >not consuming schizophrenic magica for cognitive gains

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Completely agree brother

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My driving instructor always used to say "If you hit that cyclist you have to clean his remains off the car

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If everyone just cycled everywhere and inner lanes were left free for commercial vehicles, society would objectively be better. It would be a utopia.

    It would:
    >save on healthcare costs
    >end obesity
    >end heart disease
    >make quality of life higher everywhere because of less noise and smoke pollution
    >save people hundreds of dollars a month by freeing yourself from insurance, tags, gas and Maintenace fees
    >create a boom in small businesses because now people will go to local stores close to them instead of driving 40 miles to walmart. Pic related
    >save MILLIONS of lives from car wreck deaths since a cyclist accident is a scraped knee and the worst thing that could happen is a concussion from not wearing a helmet
    >end the silent crisis of old people being unable to move themselves so it's this massive time/financial/emotional stress on the family trying to take care of these people
    >dramatically reduce the incentive for American oil invasions
    But fat redneck need engine go vrooooom even if they have to lie to justify it. I saw some redneck claim fuel cell cars are nukes on wheels so I asked him to provide one example of them exploding since they existed since the 60s and he just called me a israelite and hid the thread.
    >but my groceries
    Again, helping end obesity but also just learn how to tie a knot and get a basket or backpack.
    >but I need this heavy thing
    Pay for delivery with the hundreds of dollars you're saving each month.

    Nuclear powerplants + bicycles would be the perfect society.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also the hate towards cyclists is ridiculous. A cyclist on the road is just 2 seconds you need to signal and pass them. The worst thing that can happen is they take the lane (which is illegal if they're not going the speed limit so that's not a valid argument) but CONSTANTLY you see low IQ drivers literally swerving to kill cyclists and giggling about it. Just the other day it happened to Connor McGregor so nobody is safe and it's not just a Black person problem. It's educated, white people deciding to randomly run over people because they're angry at someone being healthier than they are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if you were healthier than me you would pedal your bike as fast as a car goes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >because they're angry at someone being healthier than they are.

        This is definitely a huge part of it. Fat slobs are always seething about people doing healthy outdoor activities. They'll cry about slight inconveniences or negligible safety issues and use that as an excuse to go sit on their fat asses and watch more TV.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Go to the gym or bike on a trail, biking in nature is incredible. If you're in front of my car acting like a c**t then get fricked and die. It has nothing to do with this, stop pretending like you're superior for getting a mid Cardio workout. Rooners are in better shape than you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >mid cardio workout
            try harder.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Bike on a trail like a man twerp, and while you're at it take that little b***h bike back to the shop, get a refund, and buy some self respect instead

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Black person I can do both.
                >no you can't
                sure I can. You can't stop me. I can be in my lane, trail, or sidewalk and you can't stop me.
                >mountain biking is so much better
                Walkers and environmentalists get triggered anyway. No matter what I do you b***hes get mad.

                >who's b***hing

                Literally read the op dumbass newbie

                Just another random dude trying to protect what he likes. Everyone remembers the butthole.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But it's not us getting mad if you mountain bike.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I absolutely can (and will) stop you with my car moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sure but why? I am staying in my lane and going pretty slow anyways. Why not kill the other cyclist? Is it really worth having to wash your car and maybe get picked up for homicide?

                But it's not us getting mad if you mountain bike.

                Yeah but it's ALWAYS something. There is always someone shitting on what I like doing so I just stop caring. They won't change their mind anyways.

                https://i.imgur.com/r9aSxKG.jpg

                This scares the american

                Our bike paths are black asphalt with yellow lane markings and generally a runners/gravel path on the side.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You have bike lanes? I lived in Alabama for 2 years and I never saw a bike lane. Also I visited some parts of Tennessee, Atlanta, Pensacola and Colorado. And only in Denver I saw a couple of bycicles

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I live in CA in a suburb of sacramento so that is one of the perks here. If I was living in the country I would fatbike/mountain bike only because riding without lanes/paths is too sketchy. Parents did it in the 70's-90's but that was a different time.

                >sure but why?

                Because you're annoying and taking up an entire lane of traffic when you could use the bike path or trails instead. If you're a eurogay just trying to get to work ignore me, but there's a culture of American cyclists that do everything they can to try and kill themselves on the road (run stop lights, aggressively yell at drivers trying to pass them, etc) and I want them to know I will happily oblige them. There's a reason cyclists get hate here and it is well deserved.

                Where do you see these people. Over here people are in the bike lane(3ft of shoulder), sidewalk, or bike trail.
                Sometimes I see cyclists on mountainous roads but those have nowhere else and low traffic.
                Luckily I am on a motorcycle and I pass them easily.

                I don't think the people who do that are posting here. They are probably at some cafe post ride.

                >too poor to afford a car
                >cope cope cope
                Lmao. You could’ve just said so. Also it’s not like owning a car and bike are mutually exclusive

                I just don't like paying the state for more shit laws I don't want.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Where do you see these people
                most of the time in the inner city. Let me be straight, there are plenty of regular cyclists who use bikes for transportation, but I always see groups of these morons in high trafficked areas taking up lanes on 45 mph roads just asking to get fricked up. Look earlier in the thread, theres a pic of one entirely avoiding the bike path and riding on the road anyways. I wonder if it's just a cultural difference, like crossfit vs just going to the gym like a normal person

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >sure but why?

                Because you're annoying and taking up an entire lane of traffic when you could use the bike path or trails instead. If you're a eurogay just trying to get to work ignore me, but there's a culture of American cyclists that do everything they can to try and kill themselves on the road (run stop lights, aggressively yell at drivers trying to pass them, etc) and I want them to know I will happily oblige them. There's a reason cyclists get hate here and it is well deserved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cycling is bad for israelites, so cars will reign supreme forever, as a shining pinnacle of human laziness and love of wasting money

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the cyclist debate
    There is no debate, cyclists are legally and morally in the right and cagers seethe. Literally not a debate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped trying to debate with cyclists years ago, and started clipping their handlebars with my car.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cyclists are fricking homosexuals and everybody hates you for a reason

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >legally in the right
      cyclist constantly break the law, I only hate the moronic ones just like I hate 2/3 of drivers

      https://i.imgur.com/9AGSrc7.png

      Cycling, even as exercise is exclusively for poors. That is all. Do not reply to me i dont care. Go get on your little beep beep bike timmy.

      clearly you haven't seen how expensive bikes can be. Ever wondered why you almost never see a Black person cycling as an exercise?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >B-b-but they sell expensive beep beeps!
        They selk expensive jordans too exclusively for poor Black folk. Whats your poiny timmy?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cycling, even as exercise is exclusively for poors. That is all. Do not reply to me i dont care. Go get on your little beep beep bike timmy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a beep-beep bike. It's a ring-ring bicycle. At least bikes can go the same speed as cars, even if they are moronicly dangerous

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cycling is great for fitness and health, and most people are obese or unfit.
    That being said these Lycra cyclists tend to be extremely obnoxious, and anyone that thinks bicycles can replace cars is delusional.
    I live in rural Europe and cyclist are not an issue because they don't share the road with cars, they share the road with pedestrians right next to agricultural fields.
    Most people wouldn't despise them if they weren't so insufferable.
    As a rule of thumb
    >Some guy in regular clothes riding a bicycle
    Probably a regular guy
    >Some guy riding a sports bicycle wearing lycra
    Probably a gay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody is wrong if your shit 3rd world infrastructure forces cyclists to use car lanes.
      That said, there is some demonic possesion that takes place when someone puts on the spandex outfit. The last decade I see increasing amounts of these homosexuals pedaling among cars with perfectly good bike roads next to them. And they are viscious creatures that will lash out on you if they think you've wronged them, and they don't realize traffic rules apply also to them.
      Basically this

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They need to get the frick off the road. Go to a trail park. Put the bike in the car and drive there, play your little game, and go back home in the car. We don’t allow baseball in the street, football of either origin, hockey, not even skate boarding or blading, why should your toy be an exception?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most of my short everyday trips are faster by bike
      How long IQ do you need to be to keep sitting in traffic lmao

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't cycle, I mountain bike. Cyclists are megahomosexuals

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to commute to work and just be able to get around my local area with a fixie, but there is no support for it. The roads aren't built for it, the sidewalks suck, and the distances are awful. I don't have a deathwish, and also it's Florida so I don't want to arrive at work drenched in sweat. If I ever move it will be something that I definitely consider.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cycling is perhaps the whitest support in existence
    Everytime you hear someone seething over cyclists it's basically just a dogwhistle for hating on healthy, self-sufficient white men

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cyclists are all leftist sjw homos who vote for mass immigration.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah just look at this soiboy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          looks like a weak troony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >sleep fewer than 6 hours per day
          >never create a backup plan for yourself
          >don't listen to your parents
          >if i had listened to mine, i'd working as a loser cop or farmer in my hometown with 12 kids, I would have never been a roided junk-movie star and a governor with a 22% approval rating.
          this is what Arnold told college seniors at a commencement speech.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >on the footpath
          >not wearing lycra
          Interesting.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont really mind, in most cases its just a matter of dropping speed by 10kph and moving over a metre or two.
    What I really hate is when they are cycling on backroads and force people to slow down to 5kph. Even worse when the speed limit is meant to be 100kph+.

    First 20 seconds of vid related.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I bike to work occasionally, it's pretty fun. Most cyclists who look like cyclists are c**ts. Don't know why people get so hung up on trying to make a moral hill to die on over it.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In London, I'd say 99/100 cyclists I see ride through red lights and across zebra crossings.

    If I ever mysteriously gained omnipotence, I've worked out that the 3rd thing I would do would be to make it so that the second a cyclist rides through a red light, they break their leg. Just immediately, no accident, straight up snap. I fall asleep smiling to this thought.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's usually completely safe for a bike to cruise through a redlight/crossing if they do it at low speed and check that everything is clear

      if they didn't it would slow cars down a lot

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Glad this thread is here. I have a question for you bike riders
    >be 15
    >ride bike with friends
    >often get nauseous, sometimes vomit. Feel really hot and uncomfortable
    >chalk it up to being an underweight stoner that lives off mnt dew and pizza
    >become an adult
    >get fit
    >eat health, lift weight
    >dont do much cardio, but some
    >decide to get my old bike out, put some new tires on it
    >take it to a flat paved areas
    >ride for ten minutes
    >get sick

    Is it just so simple that im just out of shape? i walk alot at my job. I went on an hour hike last week. I can bench 300 pounds. I'm 6'2 and weigh 208, which isnt bad at all. What is wrong with me?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably acombination of abs and motion
      maybe try not eating beforehand but i think it's jsut ebcause of the ab part
      i feels nauseus even with planks sometime

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What gear (high/low) when you bike? Do you use your bodyweight or do you just sit on the seat at all times like an old person? Do you take a rest period in between eating and cycling? Do you take a rest period in between cycling sessions? What do you usually wear when biking? Do you keep yourself well hydrated?
      >>dont do much cardio, but some
      Well there's your problem (or at least one of them). Biking is pretty much an endurance sport. If your cardio sucks, then idk what to tell you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i walk alot at my job. I went on an hour hike last week. I can bench 300 pounds.
      None of this is intensive cardio, cycling and running will make you feel so out of breath within minutes that you can't even talk
      Unless you regularly engage in that kind of cardio and can tolerate it you're going to suck at it
      You also need to learn how to pace yourself. As a rule of thumb if you're getting to the point where your heart rate / breathing is so intense you can't even speak you need to back off or you will just burn out within minutes.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cycling is fricking gay. The outfits are dumb looking. They are selfish pricks that take up lanes going 10 miles an hour and then complain about other people as if they are the ones that aren't the problem. Seeing a grown man on a bicycle is just...so lame. I can't even describe why, it's just lame as hell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cyclists are so arrogant and elitist. They think they are kings of the road and break rules at their leisure, then expect cars to kowtow to their whims and blame cars for accidents they literally cause. Frick them

      yeah, but riding a bike is fun. I do it on trails and places where im not in the way. I get to enjoy nature, but faster and i can coast at time. Nice during the summer when its hot and being attacked by bugs. on a bike the bugs cant mess with you and the moving air cools you off

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclists are so arrogant and elitist. They think they are kings of the road and break rules at their leisure, then expect cars to kowtow to their whims and blame cars for accidents they literally cause. Frick them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >blame cars for accidents they literally cause
      Only cars cause accidents. A 180 lb man on foot bumping into you won't even hurt you, and that same man moving at 12 mph on a 40 lb bicycle won't cause any permanent injuries. Car crashes kill tens of thousands of people a year and its the involvement of the car that makes all the difference.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Only cars cause accidents. A 180 lb man on foot bumping into you won't even hurt you, and that same man moving at 12 mph on a 40 lb bicycle won't cause any permanent injuries. Car crashes kill tens of thousands of people a year and its the involvement of the car that makes all the difference.
        Objectively false. If you're coming around a corner and you can't see a cyclist until it's too late, you could run into them completely on accident. Their body and their bike could lodge into your wheel well, locking up one of your tires, leading you to careening off of an embankment or directly into a power pole as a result. I've seen cyclists camp out on curved roads where the limit is around 45, but the curve is so sharp that you won't see them until a split second before you need to brake, even when going at or below the speed limit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I've seen cyclists camp out on curved roads where the limit is around 45, but the curve is so sharp that you won't see them until a split second before you need to brake, even when going at or below the speed limit
          Those people are morons and need to be beaten.
          When I ride I stop no where near cars because I don't want to be creamed by karen, ms.wong, abdul, or tyrone. I swear the issue is we don't punish people for doing dumb shit anymore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not that cars aren't the worse offender, but bikes certainly have the power to kill pedestrians, and the responsibility to aavoid accidents should not be overlooked.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >act annoying, selfish, and superior
    >insult drivers when modern roads are literally designed for cars
    >feminine b***h boys think they're hot shit
    >get hit by a driver because you were a minor inconvenience and an annoying prick
    >die
    many such cases

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Motorcyclist here, I don't mind the people who ride regular bikes while wearing regular clothes (T-shirt and shorts), but the lycragays commuting on race bikes can get fricked. Particularly the ones who ride on the road when there's a bike path right next to them because "It's too bumpy!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope by bike path you don't mean sidewalk...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, I mean a specially designated path for cyclists which is physically separated from the road.
        Pic related is a notorious example in my city, they'll completely ignore the bike path and then ride three abreast on the road, even swerving into the other lane without looking to get around parked cars.
        It's different to a bike lane, which is a painted lane on the road which I also ride my motorbike down.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I only ride on the bike path, sometimes the bike lane(not seperated from cars/motorcycles).
          Bike path is the best since I am now the biggest and fastest vehicle.
          Worst has to be "land whales". 250lb+ women walking side by side on bike trails.

          Glad this thread is here. I have a question for you bike riders
          >be 15
          >ride bike with friends
          >often get nauseous, sometimes vomit. Feel really hot and uncomfortable
          >chalk it up to being an underweight stoner that lives off mnt dew and pizza
          >become an adult
          >get fit
          >eat health, lift weight
          >dont do much cardio, but some
          >decide to get my old bike out, put some new tires on it
          >take it to a flat paved areas
          >ride for ten minutes
          >get sick

          Is it just so simple that im just out of shape? i walk alot at my job. I went on an hour hike last week. I can bench 300 pounds. I'm 6'2 and weigh 208, which isnt bad at all. What is wrong with me?

          If you are getting sick try not eating before you ride. I am guessing you need more cardio. When I come back from being sedentary and ride I feel like shit for the first week or two of riding.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is the kind of shit I'm talking about.
          There's a bike path 20cm away from him that doesn't even get any pedestrians because there's also a separate footpath.
          But noooo, he would rather ride down a dual carriageway than use the pristine bike path that was made explicitly for him. Why? Because it's "too bumpy" for his bike that cost multiple thousands of dollars.

          Frick cyclists. They're the most antisocial dipshits on the road.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Hey boss, why do we need both a bike path AND a bike lane?
            >Well the bike path is for the normal people riding bikes for fitness and fun, and the bike lane is a homosexual containment zone

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I know a guy who regularly rides down this extremely busy eight-lane highway rather than use the asphalt bike path to the side.
              His explanation?
              >It's not conducive to riding fast, because it's too bumpy and has too many turns
              Cyclists would rather slow down traffic for everybody else than bother to actually learn how to turn on their $10k bikes. I could comfortably ride down this at 100km/hr on my motorbike, but extremely gentle turns are too fricking hard at 20km/hr for cyclists.

              nta
              >This is the kind of shit I'm talking about.
              I mean, yea, but it's not because they're cyclists, it's because they're pretentious buttholes. They're the kind of people who would ride a bike on the car lanes, and then walk on the bike lanes. Make no mistake, they act the same way when off the bike too.

              They only take up cycling specifically to be a pretentious butthole. The hobby isn't pedaling, it's about taking enjoying from making the world worse for everybody else.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >>It's not conducive to riding fast, because it's too bumpy and has too many turns
                What a homosexual
                The bumps and the turns are where the fun is.
                >They only take up cycling specifically to be a pretentious butthole.
                The point I was trying to make is that the inverse doesn't necessarily apply. Cycling doesn't automatically make someone a pretentious butthole. They're a bunch of stuck up gays because that's how they are.
                You only see pretentious buttholes riding their bikes on the road because those are the guys that you notice. The rest of the cyclists are either on the bike lane or on some dirt road in the middle of nowhere.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no, I don't mean to say that all cyclists are buttholes. In fact in a lot of those places I've shown there will be cyclists riding on the bike paths. People getting fit, families having fun, just people enjoying a hobby. I love that, I think it's great. In fact I don't even mind the cyclists who ride on the road as long as they're the normal people riding normal bikes wearing normal clothing, because they're just using it as a method of transportation and don't act like buttholes.
                The specific cyclists that I hate are the lycra-wearing homosexuals with $10k bikes who break every road rule known to mankind and don't use the infrastructure that was made specifically for them.

                >Highway
                That's a stroad, you subhuman australian animal.

                It has the word "Highway" in the name.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The specific cyclists that I hate are the lycra-wearing homosexuals with $10k bikes who break every road rule known to mankind and don't use the infrastructure that was made specifically for them.
                Yea, frick those guys.
                Their hobby is pissing people off.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Highway
                That's a stroad, you subhuman australian animal.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nta
            >This is the kind of shit I'm talking about.
            I mean, yea, but it's not because they're cyclists, it's because they're pretentious buttholes. They're the kind of people who would ride a bike on the car lanes, and then walk on the bike lanes. Make no mistake, they act the same way when off the bike too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why didn't they make the bike path out of the same material as the road? sounds like your government just wasted a bunch of money lmao

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cycling is the poor man's midlife crysis. If you can't buy a sports car you buy a road bike.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I cycle everywhere cause I'm Dutch and a poorgay. It's just a fricking means of transportation. I can't stand these (usual American) subhumans that turn something so simple into their fricking identity

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I ride on an old aluminum beater bike, with an axle I replaced from jury rigged generic parts.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I ride on my motorcycle through the chickamauge battlefield (tons of cyclists) I love to rev bomb them as I cruise on past them.
    They can't catch me either so it's always really fricking funny how mad they get.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Come on now man, the chickamauga battlefield is one of the only places where all people on the road are obligated to go extremely slow all the time. Out of all the places around here (pretty much nowhere), this one is the only one that it's acceptable to have cyclists ride on the road. Also, city/town? I'm real close by. Down a little further south in lafayette. Nothing but meth here. don't visit if you don't have to

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My family owns property right outside the park, like walking distance. It's a byway to get from 27 to our house, gay ass doctors and lawyers will come riding in huge packs of 30+ in the surrounding neighborhoods and cause general annoyance.
        We let our dogs run around off leash (farm land) they aren't aggressive or nothin but they like to say hi to strangers
        One dude threatened to call the pound on us bc my 40 pound dog was following him to close.

        They come out there to get away from the noise of the city, which I understand, it's quiet out there but the excessively loud group rides of 30+ are obnoxious.
        Also once a pack of them reaches 2+ car lengths you cannot safely pass without going really fast and endangering the safety of everyone involved.

        Ive been down to Lafayette before. Wish I could afford property, I would start a farm down there.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >1999+24
    >Caggies still seething at cyclists
    Kek imagine letting a guy riding a bicycle live rent free inside your head.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's interesting to see the high percentage of cyclists that are manlets. Really makes you think.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose you could say I've been a cyclist for years at this point. I've done multiple century rides, at a point I commuted to and from work by bicycle, I ride for fun and exercise at least once or twice per week during the warmer months.

    I despise "cyclists" however. Almost every single one I've ever met who is an unabashed and self-described cyclist or cycling enthusiast is an extreme narcissist. They think that they own the road, they think that they're the most important thing in the universe. They have a persecution complex that drives them to intentionally put themselves in increasingly dangerous situations because they get a thrill out of playing victim. For a group of people who are extremely critical of the absolute slightest infraction from drivers, they do some of the most illegal and dangerous things on the road on a daily basis, from running stop signs like it's a religious rite to blowing through traffic lights, avoiding intersections on the sidewalk and crosswalks when convenient, going 20-30 mph slower than all traffic around them and pretending that it should be considered safe and normal, to weaving across multiple lanes without so much as a hand signal or indication it's about to happen so they can make a left across traffic with the aid of an arrow.

    If you ever point out these things to them they become so very incredulous about their own responsibilities and things they do to frustrate drivers. Most of the time their hubris and smug feeling of righteousness is also deeply intertwined with some concept that they are doing the world a favor. Bicycles = good. "Look, I'm saving the planet by lowering pollution! I'm saving congestion on the roads by not driving a car! I'm lessening the obesity/health epidemic by being so healthy!" they chant to themselves. They like to feel as if they are morally superior to everyone around them.

    This is why I don't talk to people about my cardio hobby. I don't want to be seen as one of them.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My proposals for fixing cycling:
    >Mandatory (cheap) registration to ride on the road, solely so that dashcams can see your license plate if you commit any crimes
    >If there is a bike path available, you must use it
    >Mandatory hook turns at traffic lights, no changing lanes from the side of the road
    >A legal expectation in court cases that cyclists have to be as aware of their surroundings and the road rules as everybody else

    There, I just fixed cycling.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the real reason caggies seethe at people they ride a bike, they get fricked by the system and get mad when they see those pesky cyclists doing their thing without having to pay vassalage to the state. Riding a bike is experiencing childlike freedom so boomers, fatsos, waggies and karens get salty that they can't do the same with their shitbox so they feel the need to make people that are freer than them pay for their caggie sins.

      No I'll not pay road tax, no I'll not give money to Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Shell or Exxon, no I'll not insure my bike. yes I'll ride my bike on road, use the pathway, the sidewalk or the zebra crossing when beneficial to myself, yes I'll bring my bike on the train, yes I'll use the pump on gas station to inflate my tires and the water faucet to wash my bike. No I'll not ride on the gutter so you can overtake me easier. Yes I'll keep voting for tax money to be spent on bike infrastructure. No, it's not a shame if your car gets keyed 😉

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >too poor to afford a car
        >cope cope cope
        Lmao. You could’ve just said so. Also it’s not like owning a car and bike are mutually exclusive

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have a car. Also my bike is probably worth more than your car.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What about left turns that aren't at lights? And I'm not a fan of registration, it's just not viable and wouldn't help anything. Cars today are so moronicly expensive and easy to damage I stopped caring when people whine about them.
      Also things I would add
      >must dismount and come to a complete stop if attempting to use a crosswalk from the road/bike lane
      >all road legal bikes must have front and rear lights, also turn signals yes frick you make it work

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This scares the american

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cycling destroys your dick, reason enough to despise it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Couches: "For comfort you need a big soft seat"
      >Cars: "For comfort you need a big soft seat"
      >Motorbikes: "For comfort you need a big soft seat"
      >Bicycles: "Nah bro, you want the thinnest and hardest seat possible. You just need a hole for your taint, it's way more comfortable that way"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like to get horny and tuck my boner under my legs when I bike; I then proceed to flex my wiener muscles to raise my body off of the seat. I can manage around 3 sets of 8 now, and my dick makes laser noises whenever I ejaculate. However, I can't get girls pregnant because the velocity at which my semen escapes me will destroy and potential fertile eggs. It's a price of excellence I suppose.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just get a fatbike/mountain bike+full sus and run a fat seat. Also more weight on the bars=less weight on your dick.
      I used to ride everyday and didn't have any issues with my dick. If anything the cardio made it better.

      >Where do you see these people
      most of the time in the inner city. Let me be straight, there are plenty of regular cyclists who use bikes for transportation, but I always see groups of these morons in high trafficked areas taking up lanes on 45 mph roads just asking to get fricked up. Look earlier in the thread, theres a pic of one entirely avoiding the bike path and riding on the road anyways. I wonder if it's just a cultural difference, like crossfit vs just going to the gym like a normal person

      Yeah I avoid the inner city/downtown unless I have to. In those places most of the riders I see are poors or homeless.
      I know I wouldn't ride down there. I have seen bike "collections" near the tents over there.
      You have a good point about crossfitters. It's probably the same buttholes in those gyms that would do the same shit on bicycles.
      In that picture the dude is being an ass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I often get an erection when I ride from gently rubbing my prostate on the seat lol
      just perch on it and don't put all your weight down

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    going 5mph on a bike down a winding highway where everyone is expecting traffic to be at 55mph is putting me at risk of collision. Frick your tight pants

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only people that hate cycling are fatties who look ridiculous in Lycra
    Just face it. Wearing it is the closest thing you can get to being naked without actually being naked. The legs are on display and your fit body always turns heads from thirsty slots

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 31 and too anxiety-ridden, autistic, and shut-in to drive a car so I ride my bike everywhere. I don't wear any lycra or any of that, usually a t shirt and shorts with a backpack. I just ride alone and try my best to follow road rules and stay as far to the right as I can if there's no bike lane.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh that was you? Godspeed anon. Make sure to do some maintenance on your bike and if you can carry tools to fix flats and shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mom telling me a story about her cyclist friend got hit and had both legs amputated
    >i have to muster every ounce of strength i have to try to pretend i care a little bit
    >still cant even do it so just deflect by asking for details of the accident and the other person involved

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Roads were built for cars. Simple as..

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If the IT from south park were invented then cyclists would be using them constantly

  43. 1 year ago
    Hiroshimoot

    Its therapeutic because it creates a minimal moment of freedom that no authority signs off on. I ignore all signage and stop lights, constantly weave between traffic and install illegal lighting on my bike. Police never stop me because they know I can easily get away through an alley or park.

    Public transit and driving in megacities is the most cucked form of travel. You only get to go when and where the city allows, cops can harrass you and you have yo listen to announcements, watch ads and sit next to Black folk.

    I think all police, bus drivers and tube operators should be lynched and laid down for speedbumps that I will inevitably use as jumps on my bike

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