The "food" they want you to keep eating

You know what time it is lads.
Post your worst examples, what you indulged in recently, and how you're trying to banish it from your life once and for all before they irreparably enslave you with it.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, is the goyslop meme real? My brother is 6’1 and growing up he refused to eat nothing except ramen, chips, sugary cereals, and fast food. While I ate normal food with my family which was usually meat and vegetables for dinner, but I am 5’6.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's all the insulin and igf1 that made him taller. Though protein is known as the biggest factor in making you taller also, so not sure if he got more protein from big macs or whatever.

      But the most probable thing is just genetic recombination being weird, for example, I have pitch black eyes, my younger bro has green and my older one has gray, yet we all look like twins next to each other (Threens?)
      Shit just happens, don't worry about it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >threens
        Anon
        triplets

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah I'm so retarded, for a second I forgot triplets could happen cause I thought cells could only divide into 2, so only twins, quadruplets, octuplets and so on are possible

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its ok we're all retarded sometimes. Some of us more than others.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my brother ate only sugar, starch, and McDick’s and grew up to be 6’1”
      You’re either lying or your memory is shit. He would have 100% had scurvy as there is little vitamin C in that food, but a shitload of glucose, and because they compete for uptake he wouldn’t have absorbed any of the vitamin C there.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re delusional. Are you also going to tell me that he should have a recessed chin because he was a mouth breather for most of his life?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he refused to eat nothing except ramen, chips, sugary cereals, and fast food
      So he ate everything except ramen, chips, sugary cereals, and fast food?
      Easy on the double negations.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another vegan shill pretending meat is goyslop. I guess that's why they censored the genuine goyslop threads. Now trannies can co-opt it.

    Take away the bun and sauces and that burger is perfect. Even with the bun it's the healthiest thing goys eat these days.

    Funny how the "goyslop" thread attacks the one food that's closest to not being goyslop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just remove the bun and it's fine
      haha....hahaha....AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!
      You wanna wash off the patty too under a tap just to be safe? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BEEF PATTY: 100% Pure USDA Inspected Beef; No Fillers, No Extenders. Prepared with Grill Seasoning (Salt, Black Pepper)
        Exactly the point. McDonalds beef patties are the healthiest thing goys eat.

        ConHispaniculously what is being attacked in all the imitation-goyslop threads? The tiny bit of meat that Amerigoys actually eat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        all the pufa seed oil shit is in the condiments and bread. the patty is just beef and Hispanices

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >food babe
        idiot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      many studies showing the dangers of processed meats. its directl cancer causing. get on with the times buddy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more likely what the meats are eaten with. But then again, only retards aren't on to seed oils and high fructose corn syrup at this point. so perhaps i shouldn't say anything. it's like a large version of squid game where i get fitter and healthier and morons get fatter and sicker because they can't use common sense.

        >so the thing we've been eating for thousands of years is killing us, but not the bleach-bathed, deodorized, rancid seed oils made in a vat that we deep fry everything in?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        True. But *only* highly processed meats. The study that came from even admits it may have nothing to do with the meat but the most common additives or even the curing process. Basically cheap bacon, prepackaged mass produced deli slices, and oscar mayer weiners. And of course pre cooked pre frozen fast food patties. Except wendys actually. They don't freeze their meat, it's just a refrigerated raw beef patty.

        Also remember that while they're not healthy avoiding them at all costs because of cancer is odd. It was something like a 20% increase over the baseline for colorectal cancers. It seems like a lot but it basically takes your risk from .02 to .024. Don't let the vegans fool you, they have just as much risk of colorectal cancer from all that seitan they chow down on.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing wrong with a good chunk of meat, ketoschizo, but you're missing the point. If you think that I'm going to trust anything that comes out of a popular fast food chain, you're out of your goddamn mind.
          Even if I went full autism and the only thing I ordered out of there was a literal patty with cheese and nothing else, I can't truly be certain that the patty wasn't cooked with sneeds, fillers, or other Frankensteinian adulterants.
          Properly raised beef or chicken? Fish that doesn't have heavy metals? I'll do that all day.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ketoschizo
            What? What about my post is at all keto?
            >If you think that I'm going to trust anything that comes out of a popular fast food chain, you're out of your goddamn mind.
            I like Chick Fil A. I trust them, mostly.
            >I can't truly be certain that the patty wasn't cooked with sneeds, fillers, or other Frankensteinian adulterants.
            You can't be certain anything you eat doesn't have those things. Your fresh steak could be pumped full of juices.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Chick Fil A
              >sugar syrup
              >basedbean oil
              >peanut oil
              >doesn't even in a recipe with a bun
              Anon, I...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh dam
                what about the grilled chicken

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sugar
                >basedbean oil
                >canola oil
                >high oleic canola oil
                I'm so sorry anon, it's slop.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oof. That's rough

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is breaking my fucking heart

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >What? What about my post is at all keto?
              These garden gnomes always say that to people that just advocate for eating natural whole foods instead of processed garbage. Just ignore them.
              The garden gnome fears the goyslop movement.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething strawmanning garden gnome.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rate my zogchow, bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmm, I love chopped onions with Chinese takeout. Especially when there is basedsauce with the noodles.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't even have the brains to get supergreens instead. You utterly fail at Panda Express.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >getting a serving of vegetables with your slop
        gross, whats wrong with you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >supergreens
        >there is a correct way to order goyslop
        >he’s the failure
        your blind acceptance of bullshit in fact makes you the failure

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The veggies are usually pretty fresh and if you get a non fried meat it might possibly be the healthiest fast food you can get

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The healthiest food you can get at a fast food place is a burger without the bun. Also no mayo or sauces made with seed oil. Ketchup has a fair bit of sugar but its probably not a problem. You could skip it too.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              pink slime?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you not realize what thread you’re on? We’re not exactly trying to eat healthy here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Panda Express is elite tier gòyslòp. Very few other restaurants are able to seamlessly include seed oils AND sugar into foods such as noodles and beef, which are traditionally healthy and hard to turn into gòyslòp.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how anyone talking about public policy regarding obesity in the US talks about how we need to encourage physical activity, but the mere mention of a soda tax causes people to lose their minds about the "nanny state."
        If I had it my way, fast food would have a 50% sin tax at minimum. If you want it that bad right now, pay for the convenience. Otherwise get off your fat fucking ass and make it at home. Who knows, you might even make it healthier than the fast food joint would.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GUIZE FAST FOOD IS BAD FOR YOU LOOK HOW ENLIGHTENED I Am...WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE? NOOOOOOOOOO MY POWER IS WANING. MY SUPERIORITY OVER NORMALFAGS IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE, HELP ME moron MAN

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re a retard. Every moneyed interest on the planet is pushing fast “food” as something that fits in a balanced diet and is perfectly healthy if you budget the calories for it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its literally common knowledge fast food is junkfood, almost no one would tell you otherwise. Thats assuming you actually talked to other humans face to face rather than going full schizo mode on the internet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem is most people will say that it's okay to get fast food 1-2 times a week, while the real answer if we're to have any hope of fixing the obesity crisis should be 0 times per week.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fast food is: potatoes fried in vegetable oil, corn syrup drinks, apple pies made with vegetable shortening, etc. Fast food is plant-based.

          The only healthy thing anyone eats at a fast food restaurant is beef. OP posted 1/2lb of beef as an example of goyslop. Obvious shilling.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair it has a bun and condiments made with sneed oils and refined grains, plus the toxic waste that is American processed cheese. Dunno why you're so bent out of shape over this.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >American processed cheese
              >toxic waste
              I'm not a fan of kraft singles, but calling it toxic waste is a bit of a stretch
              >Cheddar cheese(Milk, Cheese Culture, Salt, Enzymes), Whey, milk, milk protein concentrate, milkfat, whey protein concentrate, sodium citrate, contains less than 2% of calcium phosphate, salt, lactic acid, annatto and paprika extract (color), natamycin (A Natural mold inhibitor), enzymes, cheese culture, vitamin D3

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vegans are always so hyperbolic when trying to make people disgusted over animal foods. They call eggs chicken abortions or something.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think he's vegan though. Probably Anglo. Otherwise you are correct.

                To be fair it has a bun and condiments made with sneed oils and refined grains, plus the toxic waste that is American processed cheese. Dunno why you're so bent out of shape over this.

                Here's the ingredients for Tesco Cheese Slices
                >Cheese (60%) (MILK), Water, Palm Oil, Emulsifying Salts (Sodium Polyphosphate, Calcium Phosphate, Trisodium Phosphate), Modified Potato Starch, Flavouring (contains MILK), MILK Proteins, Whey Powder (MILK), Colours (Beta-Carotene, Paprika Extract), Acidity Regulator (Lactic Acid).
                Kraft singles at the very least dont have SNEED oils like palm oil in them. British cheese is worse than kraft singles.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >palm oil
                >in cheese
                Fucking WHY?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably for the same reason Pepsi uses HFCS in their soda instead of sugar. It's cheaper.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I feel no emotion over it at all friend. Why portray my logical observation and acute pattern recognition as an emotional response?

              OP is a vegan, for sure. This is the latest in a string of copycat goyslop threads where the vegans try to associate goyslop with meat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething garden gnome #2.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else here been eating kosher foods to avoid goyslop? Not gnomish but I’ve been eating only kosher foods for a week to avoid goyslop and I feel great

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I just read the labels and try to avoid buying anything with more than one or two ingredients in it. Obviously stay away from anything with lots of sugar, corn syrup, or seed oils.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn’t look like food, where is the meat? Why are you paying money for useless leaves?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >w-where’s da meat
        it’s just a stock image from google you sperg, and ask me how I can tell you’re a fat shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when you're so anti-semitic you start eating kosher
        You guys are something else I swear

        >anyone else here been eating kosher foods to avoid goyslop?
        There exists non-kosher food thst isn't goyslop.
        There exists kosher food that is goyslop.

        >maybe the real antisemitism was the garden gnomes we met along the way

        >the average amerilard literally needs to convert to judaism to kick their fast food addiction
        grim.

        probably the easiest bait of my life, can’t believe you fucktards actually thought I was eating kosher. never ate garden gnomefood, just pointing out how retarded the term “goyslop” is, pretty much what

        [...]
        “goy” is a derogatory gnomish term for a non-garden gnome
        so if one wanted to avoid “goyslop” (food meant for goys) you’d have to eat kosher

        said
        way to out yourselves as the biggest morons on IST. I’ll take your cope responses now

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          "goy" means "cattle". It's cattle slop meant for cattle.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            blatantly wrong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when you're so anti-semitic you start eating kosher
      You guys are something else I swear

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anyone else here been eating kosher foods to avoid goyslop?
        There exists non-kosher food thst isn't goyslop.
        There exists kosher food that is goyslop.

        “goy” is a derogatory gnomish term for a non-garden gnome
        so if one wanted to avoid “goyslop” (food meant for goys) you’d have to eat kosher

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That assumes that all kosher foods are fit for garden gnomes and not goys to eat. Kosher processed gummy bears are marketed to goyim, not garden gnomes.

          Also, take a healthy kosher dish of your choosing. Consecrate it to an idol. Congrats, it's now not kosher despite no nutritional change.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone else here been eating kosher foods to avoid goyslop?
      There exists non-kosher food thst isn't goyslop.
      There exists kosher food that is goyslop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >maybe the real antisemitism was the garden gnomes we met along the way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the average amerilard literally needs to convert to judaism to kick their fast food addiction
      grim.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are a complete idiot and should stop posting.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate goyslop king today. I don't really feel any different, I didn't eat fast food for 5 months before that so.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quick go- i mean guys
    >remove the last bit of meat from your diet
    >meat is "goyslop"
    >you have to go 100% plant-based

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm goymaxxing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm goymaxxing
      Gotta get rid of the animal-based products to goymax.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        both these are garden gnomes. right one has garden gnome eyes

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, I can't quit Taco Cabana and Chipotle, tell me they're not bad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sunflower oil
      Sorry anon, if the rest of the menu is anything to go by, Chipotle is a one way ticket to sloptown.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This can’t be happening… it’s not that much seed oil… I can still have chipotle right? Surely the rice and beans and guac can’t have onions and seed oils in them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eating any food not prepared by yourself
          NGMI

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course you can have some, fatass. Of course!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Guess I’ll make my own fucking burritos. Fuck.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              As you should.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go ahead goy, enjoy your metabolic syndrome.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for the love of god

  10. 2 months ago
    Ketoschizo Deserves The Rope

    Ketolards have finally admitted goyslop threads we literally ketolard threads. Don't let the redditors influence you bros.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all like to talk about fast foods being goyslop.
    But what do you think is the worst offender when it comes to frozen convenience foods?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good question. Probably Beyond products. It's pea protein and SNEED oils. Worse than cheap dog food

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly just seeing what all that frozen/microwave/instant shit did to Amberlynn Reid makes me want to stay away from all of it to be on the safe side.
        And this is coming from someone who used to really enjoy these deadly little fuckers.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else love KFC? I eat this shit almost every day, but I'm still lean cause I burn insane amounts of calories from hooping

    I'm 100% white, love kfc, can dunk and I play basketball all day, not sure how to feel about this, I want to become less black cause they don't seem to like me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had KFC once last year. Family brought some. I at one piece and my mouth was fucking coated with some kind of film. idk what it was but I hated it. Chicken wasn't even good.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me your definitions of goyslop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, if it has HFCS, onions lecithin and/or seed oil in the ingredients, it's goyslop.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The absolute barebones nutrition required by goyim to stay alive and continue working/wagecucking. Usually composed of overly processed food, onions filler, and artificial colors/sweeteners.
        NPC 1: What's for lunch, friendo?
        NPC 2: Goyslop! My favorite!

        [...]
        Good

        Redpill me on onions

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Soi is highly estrogenic and in everything processed pretty much.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Soi
            How does soi relate to onions?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mods are fags and filtered soi to onions a long time ago when we figured this shit out.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I just figured out what you meant here, christ I'm retarded.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute barebones nutrition required by goyim to stay alive and continue working/wagecucking. Usually composed of overly processed food, onions filler, and artificial colors/sweeteners.
      NPC 1: What's for lunch, friendo?
      NPC 2: Goyslop! My favorite!

      This is breaking my fucking heart

      Good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      goyslop is a synonym for "plant-based"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shit they serve at middle school/ high school cafeterias.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      High calorie food that is bad for you and put into everything. Mainly high fructose corn syrup and seed oils. Industry pays for positive press about the item, especially making donations to the AHA and the like.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Foods made from the lowest quality commodity crops subsidized by the government. Commonly onions, corn, wheat, sugar, vegetable/canola/sneed oils processed into low quality foods that are high in calories and low in nutrition. These foods are cheap ingredients for all the mega food corporations and sold to addicted cattle using food to cope for their shitty lives. Eventually the cattle become diseased and move from mega food corp customers to big pharma and health care customers until they die.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for my leafbros… triple o’s original with cheese and poutine is my kryptonite. only goyslop meal i eat more than once a month.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you guys eat this crap but claim to be into fitness? Can't you just... not eat it?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    slid 4 glizzies down my gullet tonight

    was flame grilled tho so not quite goyslop

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    grow your own food, gays

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