You know what time it is lads.
Post your worst examples, what you indulged in recently, and how you're trying to banish it from your life once and for all before they irreparably enslave you with it.
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Guys, is the goyslop meme real? My brother is 6’1 and growing up he refused to eat nothing except ramen, chips, sugary cereals, and fast food. While I ate normal food with my family which was usually meat and vegetables for dinner, but I am 5’6.
Maybe it's all the insulin and igf1 that made him taller. Though protein is known as the biggest factor in making you taller also, so not sure if he got more protein from big macs or whatever.
But the most probable thing is just genetic recombination being weird, for example, I have pitch black eyes, my younger bro has green and my older one has gray, yet we all look like twins next to each other (Threens?)
Shit just happens, don't worry about it
>threens
Anon
triplets
Oh yeah I'm so moronic, for a second I forgot triplets could happen cause I thought cells could only divide into 2, so only twins, quadruplets, octuplets and so on are possible
its ok we're all moronic sometimes. Some of us more than others.
>my brother ate only sugar, starch, and McDick’s and grew up to be 6’1”
You’re either lying or your memory is shit. He would have 100% had scurvy as there is little vitamin C in that food, but a shitload of glucose, and because they compete for uptake he wouldn’t have absorbed any of the vitamin C there.
You’re delusional. Are you also going to tell me that he should have a recessed chin because he was a mouth breather for most of his life?
>he refused to eat nothing except ramen, chips, sugary cereals, and fast food
So he ate everything except ramen, chips, sugary cereals, and fast food?
Easy on the double negations.
Another vegan shill pretending meat is goyslop. I guess that's why they censored the genuine goyslop threads. Now trannies can co-opt it.
Take away the bun and sauces and that burger is perfect. Even with the bun it's the healthiest thing goys eat these days.
Funny how the "goyslop" thread attacks the one food that's closest to not being goyslop.
>just remove the bun and it's fine
haha....hahaha....AHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!
You wanna wash off the patty too under a tap just to be safe? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
>BEEF PATTY: 100% Pure USDA Inspected Beef; No Fillers, No Extenders. Prepared with Grill Seasoning (Salt, Black Pepper)
Exactly the point. McDonalds beef patties are the healthiest thing goys eat.
Conspiculously what is being attacked in all the imitation-goyslop threads? The tiny bit of meat that Amerigoys actually eat.
all the pufa seed oil shit is in the condiments and bread. the patty is just beef and spices
>food babe
idiot
many studies showing the dangers of processed meats. its directl cancer causing. get on with the times buddy
It's more likely what the meats are eaten with. But then again, only morons aren't on to seed oils and high fructose corn syrup at this point. so perhaps i shouldn't say anything. it's like a large version of squid game where i get fitter and healthier and morons get fatter and sicker because they can't use common sense.
>so the thing we've been eating for thousands of years is killing us, but not the bleach-bathed, deodorized, rancid seed oils made in a vat that we deep fry everything in?
True. But *only* highly processed meats. The study that came from even admits it may have nothing to do with the meat but the most common additives or even the curing process. Basically cheap bacon, prepackaged mass produced deli slices, and oscar mayer weiners. And of course pre cooked pre frozen fast food patties. Except wendys actually. They don't freeze their meat, it's just a refrigerated raw beef patty.
Also remember that while they're not healthy avoiding them at all costs because of cancer is odd. It was something like a 20% increase over the baseline for colorectal cancers. It seems like a lot but it basically takes your risk from .02 to .024. Don't let the vegans fool you, they have just as much risk of colorectal cancer from all that seitan they chow down on.
Nothing wrong with a good chunk of meat, ketoschizo, but you're missing the point. If you think that I'm going to trust anything that comes out of a popular fast food chain, you're out of your goddamn mind.
Even if I went full autism and the only thing I ordered out of there was a literal patty with cheese and nothing else, I can't truly be certain that the patty wasn't cooked with sneeds, fillers, or other Frankensteinian adulterants.
Properly raised beef or chicken? Fish that doesn't have heavy metals? I'll do that all day.
>ketoschizo
What? What about my post is at all keto?
>If you think that I'm going to trust anything that comes out of a popular fast food chain, you're out of your goddamn mind.
I like Chick Fil A. I trust them, mostly.
>I can't truly be certain that the patty wasn't cooked with sneeds, fillers, or other Frankensteinian adulterants.
You can't be certain anything you eat doesn't have those things. Your fresh steak could be pumped full of juices.
>Chick Fil A
>sugar syrup
>basedbean oil
>peanut oil
>doesn't even in a recipe with a bun
Anon, I...
oh dam
what about the grilled chicken
>sugar
>basedbean oil
>canola oil
>high oleic canola oil
I'm so sorry anon, it's slop.
Oof. That's rough
This is breaking my fricking heart
>What? What about my post is at all keto?
These israelites always say that to people that just advocate for eating natural whole foods instead of processed garbage. Just ignore them.
The israelite fears the goyslop movement.
Seething strawmanning israelite.
rate my zogchow, bros
Mmmm, I love chopped onions with Chinese takeout. Especially when there is basedsauce with the noodles.
You didn't even have the brains to get supergreens instead. You utterly fail at Panda Express.
>getting a serving of vegetables with your slop
gross, whats wrong with you?
>supergreens
>there is a correct way to order goyslop
>he’s the failure
your blind acceptance of bullshit in fact makes you the failure
The veggies are usually pretty fresh and if you get a non fried meat it might possibly be the healthiest fast food you can get
The healthiest food you can get at a fast food place is a burger without the bun. Also no mayo or sauces made with seed oil. Ketchup has a fair bit of sugar but its probably not a problem. You could skip it too.
pink slime?
Do you not realize what thread you’re on? We’re not exactly trying to eat healthy here
Panda Express is elite tier gòyslòp. Very few other restaurants are able to seamlessly include seed oils AND sugar into foods such as noodles and beef, which are traditionally healthy and hard to turn into gòyslòp.
I love how anyone talking about public policy regarding obesity in the US talks about how we need to encourage physical activity, but the mere mention of a soda tax causes people to lose their minds about the "nanny state."
If I had it my way, fast food would have a 50% sin tax at minimum. If you want it that bad right now, pay for the convenience. Otherwise get off your fat fricking ass and make it at home. Who knows, you might even make it healthier than the fast food joint would.
>GUIZE FAST FOOD IS BAD FOR YOU LOOK HOW ENLIGHTENED I Am...WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE? NOOOOOOOOOO MY POWER IS WANING. MY SUPERIORITY OVER NORMALgayS IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE, HELP ME Black person MAN
You’re a moron. Every moneyed interest on the planet is pushing fast “food” as something that fits in a balanced diet and is perfectly healthy if you budget the calories for it.
Its literally common knowledge fast food is junkfood, almost no one would tell you otherwise. Thats assuming you actually talked to other humans face to face rather than going full schizo mode on the internet
The problem is most people will say that it's okay to get fast food 1-2 times a week, while the real answer if we're to have any hope of fixing the obesity crisis should be 0 times per week.
Fast food is: potatoes fried in vegetable oil, corn syrup drinks, apple pies made with vegetable shortening, etc. Fast food is plant-based.
The only healthy thing anyone eats at a fast food restaurant is beef. OP posted 1/2lb of beef as an example of goyslop. Obvious shilling.
To be fair it has a bun and condiments made with sneed oils and refined grains, plus the toxic waste that is American processed cheese. Dunno why you're so bent out of shape over this.
>American processed cheese
>toxic waste
I'm not a fan of kraft singles, but calling it toxic waste is a bit of a stretch
>Cheddar cheese(Milk, Cheese Culture, Salt, Enzymes), Whey, milk, milk protein concentrate, milkfat, whey protein concentrate, sodium citrate, contains less than 2% of calcium phosphate, salt, lactic acid, annatto and paprika extract (color), natamycin (A Natural mold inhibitor), enzymes, cheese culture, vitamin D3
Vegans are always so hyperbolic when trying to make people disgusted over animal foods. They call eggs chicken abortions or something.
I don't think he's vegan though. Probably Anglo. Otherwise you are correct.
Here's the ingredients for Tesco Cheese Slices
>Cheese (60%) (MILK), Water, Palm Oil, Emulsifying Salts (Sodium Polyphosphate, Calcium Phosphate, Trisodium Phosphate), Modified Potato Starch, Flavouring (contains MILK), MILK Proteins, Whey Powder (MILK), Colours (Beta-Carotene, Paprika Extract), Acidity Regulator (Lactic Acid).
Kraft singles at the very least dont have SNEED oils like palm oil in them. British cheese is worse than kraft singles.
>palm oil
>in cheese
Fricking WHY?
Probably for the same reason Pepsi uses HFCS in their soda instead of sugar. It's cheaper.
I feel no emotion over it at all friend. Why portray my logical observation and acute pattern recognition as an emotional response?
OP is a vegan, for sure. This is the latest in a string of copycat goyslop threads where the vegans try to associate goyslop with meat.
Seething israelite #2.
anyone else here been eating kosher foods to avoid goyslop? Not israeli but I’ve been eating only kosher foods for a week to avoid goyslop and I feel great
Honestly I just read the labels and try to avoid buying anything with more than one or two ingredients in it. Obviously stay away from anything with lots of sugar, corn syrup, or seed oils.
That doesn’t look like food, where is the meat? Why are you paying money for useless leaves?
>w-where’s da meat
it’s just a stock image from google you sperg, and ask me how I can tell you’re a fat shit
probably the easiest bait of my life, can’t believe you fricktards actually thought I was eating kosher. never ate israelitefood, just pointing out how moronic the term “goyslop” is, pretty much what
said
way to out yourselves as the biggest morons on IST. I’ll take your cope responses now
"goy" means "cattle". It's cattle slop meant for cattle.
blatantly wrong
>when you're so anti-semitic you start eating kosher
You guys are something else I swear
“goy” is a derogatory israeli term for a non-israelite
so if one wanted to avoid “goyslop” (food meant for goys) you’d have to eat kosher
That assumes that all kosher foods are fit for israelites and not goys to eat. Kosher processed gummy bears are marketed to goyim, not israelites.
Also, take a healthy kosher dish of your choosing. Consecrate it to an idol. Congrats, it's now not kosher despite no nutritional change.
>anyone else here been eating kosher foods to avoid goyslop?
There exists non-kosher food thst isn't goyslop.
There exists kosher food that is goyslop.
>maybe the real antisemitism was the israelites we met along the way
>the average amerilard literally needs to convert to judaism to kick their fast food addiction
grim.
You are a complete idiot and should stop posting.
I ate goyslop king today. I don't really feel any different, I didn't eat fast food for 5 months before that so.
>quick go- i mean guys
>remove the last bit of meat from your diet
>meat is "goyslop"
>you have to go 100% plant-based
I'm goymaxxing
>I'm goymaxxing
Gotta get rid of the animal-based products to goymax.
both these are israelites. right one has israelite eyes
Bros, I can't quit Taco Cabana and Chipotle, tell me they're not bad
>sunflower oil
Sorry anon, if the rest of the menu is anything to go by, Chipotle is a one way ticket to sloptown.
This can’t be happening… it’s not that much seed oil… I can still have chipotle right? Surely the rice and beans and guac can’t have onions and seed oils in them
>eating any food not prepared by yourself
NGMI
Of course you can have some, fatass. Of course!
Guess I’ll make my own fricking burritos. Frick.
As you should.
Go ahead goy, enjoy your metabolic syndrome.
for the love of god
Ketolards have finally admitted goyslop threads we literally ketolard threads. Don't let the redditors influence you bros.
We all like to talk about fast foods being goyslop.
But what do you think is the worst offender when it comes to frozen convenience foods?
Good question. Probably Beyond products. It's pea protein and SNEED oils. Worse than cheap dog food
Honestly just seeing what all that frozen/microwave/instant shit did to Amberlynn Reid makes me want to stay away from all of it to be on the safe side.
And this is coming from someone who used to really enjoy these deadly little frickers.
Anyone else love KFC? I eat this shit almost every day, but I'm still lean cause I burn insane amounts of calories from hooping
I'm 100% white, love kfc, can dunk and I play basketball all day, not sure how to feel about this, I want to become less black cause they don't seem to like me
I had KFC once last year. Family brought some. I at one piece and my mouth was fricking coated with some kind of film. idk what it was but I hated it. Chicken wasn't even good.
Tell me your definitions of goyslop
For me, if it has HFCS, onions lecithin and/or seed oil in the ingredients, it's goyslop.
Redpill me on onions
Soi is highly estrogenic and in everything processed pretty much.
>Soi
How does soi relate to onions?
Mods are gays and filtered soi to onions a long time ago when we figured this shit out.
Oh I just figured out what you meant here, christ I'm moronic.
The absolute barebones nutrition required by goyim to stay alive and continue working/wagecucking. Usually composed of overly processed food, onions filler, and artificial colors/sweeteners.
NPC 1: What's for lunch, friendo?
NPC 2: Goyslop! My favorite!
Good
goyslop is a synonym for "plant-based"
the shit they serve at middle school/ high school cafeterias.
High calorie food that is bad for you and put into everything. Mainly high fructose corn syrup and seed oils. Industry pays for positive press about the item, especially making donations to the AHA and the like.
Foods made from the lowest quality commodity crops subsidized by the government. Commonly onions, corn, wheat, sugar, vegetable/canola/sneed oils processed into low quality foods that are high in calories and low in nutrition. These foods are cheap ingredients for all the mega food corporations and sold to addicted cattle using food to cope for their shitty lives. Eventually the cattle become diseased and move from mega food corp customers to big pharma and health care customers until they die.
for my leafbros… triple o’s original with cheese and poutine is my kryptonite. only goyslop meal i eat more than once a month.
Why do you guys eat this crap but claim to be into fitness? Can't you just... not eat it?
slid 4 glizzies down my gullet tonight
was flame grilled tho so not quite goyslop
grow your own food, homosexuals