The Last Fap Solution

If easy peasy method failed somehow and you reverted back to porn, then here is the final solution.
You will need to buy a couple of serrano peppers. Dice half of one and handle it all across the bottom side of your hands and fingers.
The oil-based chemical capsaicin will permeate the skin easily and stay there for 3+ days if you allow it to absorb first.
Don't wash your hands for at least 4 hours after handling.
This may sound cucked, but you are going to learn to associate PAIN with your HAND and be completely turned off by the idea of touching yourself.

Little warning: If you commute by vehicle, then this could pose a danger if you were to rub your eyes while driving.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should know that hot peppers boost your metabolism and your test. High test levels and hot peppers are linked for ages. Take the habanero pill instead of acting like a gay like OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True story, the Texas Pete challenge really boosted my test levels all through highschool. The secret is just to keep it in perennial areas and not go full moron and put it on your prostate.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shit good idea

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because you only touch your face and eyes when you're driving right? you guys are so fricking moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey bud, I think you dropped this.
      You should never be touching your face with your fingers. Never should be touching your eyes either. Ever.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You should never be touching your face with your fingers. Never should be touching your eyes either. Ever.
        This sounds like pretty israeli opinion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Give yourself diseases, then. See if I care.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Give yourself diseases, then
            it doesn't work like that you brainwashed idiot
            being disease free is as simple as:
            >not having sex with aids homies
            >not having an open wound while you're going outside
            >not eating half rotten shit
            >eating well
            >keeping your room/bed/workplace hygenic

            that's it, your immuno system can fight off pretty much everything else

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just when I think nofaps can't get anymore moronic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"nooooooo oyyyy veyyyyy! the goyim have found out a solution to our EXTREMELY destructive and addictive degeneracy!"

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Capsaicin does not stay anywhere for even half a day, like wtf? I cook with chili at least twice a week and never wash my hands.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you need hotter chillis and you need to wash your filthy hands
      really get underneath the fingernails

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Quintessentially mexican post.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can confirm this works. I'd recommend rubbing it on your dick up front though. By the time I got around to fapping, most of the capsaicin had already worn off.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be 17 yo me
    >fight with little bro
    >were trying to force one another to eat a raw jalapeño
    >7 hours later everyone is asleep but me bc im up at night fapping
    >pulling my meat and it starts to burn
    >my dick head is burning too
    >cry

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah not going to work, I sometime run chillis on my dick because I like the way it feels.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The pain only makes it better.
    t.CBT enthusiast

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most neckbeard incel post I’ve ever fricking read. Holy shit lmfao. Have sex and touch grass buddy.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but why should I stop watching porn?
    I'm seriously asking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yea probably not good for your head

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But why is what I'm asking

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does God get mad if I touch my penis?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't look at porn.
    ez

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if I only do prone masturbation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, just-waking-up mattress humping is the best

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably a weird question but is there a way to inflict "pain" on my dick without injuring myself? I can last much longer in bed whenever my dick is sore from prior jerking off, but I also want to deliver the load from holding it in for days. Please help.

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