The Manlet Advantage

I’m fricking tired of pretending that manlets can’t build muscles better than tall people. These frickers are so short they can easily pack muscle on and when they work out they have such a small
ROM to get through. You ever see these little homosexuals squat? I’d be able to squat 1000lb with a ROM that small

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont they max out a lot quicker than taller people tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As in they dont have as much potential, i guess i should have said that instead

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody is disputing that manlets have an easier time lifting more weight and building muscle, it's just that even with muscle they look goofy and unintimidating.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      You guys are morons. Although more tall people seem to be ectomorphs. People may think soma types aren’t real but body types definitely exist. All that said just get on gear. The wow factor of having a great physique at 6’3 is as close as youll ever come to having the sexual power a beautiful woman feels when she enters a room. Even for unbelievably handsome short guys they just don’t have the same animalistic wow factor. I guess it’s the male version of a really flat pretty girl- she still gets attention but she’s not turning heads.

      most human males evolved to be this tall, so it makes sense that it is the perfect height for symmetry and muscle building

      whatvis it with all the lanklet cope on IST today

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=199
        seethe!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being a lanklet is fricking suffering I can’t fill out my body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YcEhrFr.png

      I’m fricking tired of pretending that manlets can’t build muscles better than tall people. These frickers are so short they can easily pack muscle on and when they work out they have such a small
      ROM to get through. You ever see these little homosexuals squat? I’d be able to squat 1000lb with a ROM that small

      You guys are morons. Although more tall people seem to be ectomorphs. People may think soma types aren’t real but body types definitely exist. All that said just get on gear. The wow factor of having a great physique at 6’3 is as close as youll ever come to having the sexual power a beautiful woman feels when she enters a room. Even for unbelievably handsome short guys they just don’t have the same animalistic wow factor. I guess it’s the male version of a really flat pretty girl- she still gets attention but she’s not turning heads.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >get on gear
        I hate Satan

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >really flat pretty girl- she still gets attention but she’s not turning heads.
        She'd turn my head (and dick) if you know what I mean

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          sauce me up senpai

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im built like a tank chud

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being 5'7 - 5'10 is literally the ideal weight for bodylifting
    Shorter or taller than that is equally suffering, getting gains as turbo manlet still sucks and your only option is dwarf mode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >5'7 - 5'10
      >weight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Being 5'7 - 5'10 is literally the ideal weight for bodylifting
        Shorter or taller than that is equally suffering, getting gains as turbo manlet still sucks and your only option is dwarf mode

        HEIGHT*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bodylifting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick you both It's 6 am in this corner of the world

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >corner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most human males evolved to be this tall, so it makes sense that it is the perfect height for symmetry and muscle building

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can confirm, if you are over 5'10 you can't bodylift

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sorry you lanky biggers, we just cant stop winning.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Per Wikipedia:
    > he is said to have encountered a statue of Alexander the Great, and realised with dissatisfaction that he was now at an age when Alexander had the world at his feet, while he had achieved comparatively little.
    Don’t worry bros, your time will come.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manlets can't build muscle because of mental blocks. Society tells them they can't perform in other ways (low salaries, women won't date them, called ugly) so they internalize this and tell themselves they are weak and can't lift heavy weight. It's an unfortunate side effect of existence in a tall person's world.

    I try to combat this, and you can too. Every time you see one at the gym, let them know about exercises that are designed for their smaller ROM. I generally talk about the bench press. I just go up to short people and tell them how jealous I am of their natural advantages. Say things like, "You know, you could be much stronger if you put your mind to it" and "Man, if I were your height I'd be benching 405 because it would be so easy." If they're benching under 250, be certain to remind them that they could be doing far better.

    There are countless books written about the power of positive thinking, and manlets need to know that they do have a bright future ahead of them. Encouragement like this makes their day better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if your plan is getting laid you just need some muscles, lean and be tall

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are wrong leonidas.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We totally can, but you also look like a little b***h pointing it out

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's true.
    I'm 5'7 and I'm ripped just by being at 10% bodyfat and doing pull ups and push ups.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The manlet advantage is density and it certainly does allow for heavier lifts, relative to their bodyweight. It's not an advantage for muscle growth because it's a disadvantage for muscle growth. The more skeleton you have and the bigger digestive system you are using allows for more muscular volume.
    I don't know how to say that in moron speak, but basically if you're lifting and/or weighing less than someone shorter than you you're a little b***h.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh rom
    >muh leverages
    meanwhile all the world records are held by dudes that are +6'6"
    the reason manlets out lift you, is the same reason the big boys out lift you
    you weak, homie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all the world records are held by dudes that are +6'6"
      Yeah but imagine if they were like 5'6".

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    then why can’t chinks all look at least like an average gym dude? rarely do you see a bruce lee or jackie chan (young) looking chink. all round bellied fat bastard types or lanklet skinnyfat. i’ve never met a chink taller than me and i’m 5”11 barely

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let them have something anon. World is cruel enough for them

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