the physique of a madman..

the physique of a madman.. only a man who has been tortured all his life and been beaten, abused, pissed on, made to feel less than could ever achieve such power. a psychopathic murderer waiting to unleash his rage upon the world..

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares? It's the same guy who shot up that school, you school shooter idolizer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only further proving my point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's also the gost of kiyiyeyiyev or some shit so he redeemed himself by using his powers for good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this what's the story?

      he murdered millions...to save billions

      he murdered millions...to save billions

      A school shooter who got away with it
      sick, sick man

      IT'S THA IRISH CANDYMAN!!!!!!!!!!
      HE IS CAMING FOR YER!!!!!!!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this what's the story?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he murdered millions...to save billions

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A school shooter who got away with it
      sick, sick man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a sick man, he's behind almost every horrible thing that has happened in the world for the last ten years or so.
      >school shootings
      >war crimes
      >terrorism
      He has done all of these and much more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's an antihero
        a loveable rogue
        he shoots up a school then saves ukraine
        he gives the ladies uber wet panties from piss
        and if he sees a toddler boy howdy he don't miss

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Think it.
      Dream it.
      Do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he killed a whole class of second graders while firing through a crowd of people in self defense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably Sam hyde

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Albert Einstein

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All joking aside Sam looks like shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he'd look good if he cut, the fat fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he has been cutting like a madman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Narcissus

      His ugly fucking body is literally my ideal body.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why am i sexually attracted to him now that he's permabulk

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The physique of a soulless semite

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I been spit on, pissed on, shit on, sneezed on, jizzed on... I gotta delete grindr

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any OG MDEbros here? im talking like 2013-World Peace. what do you think of sam's recent stuff from the past few years? i think its wack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i love it, i pay for his gumroad. im glad that he's evolved, if he tried to stay the same he would be irrelevent.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his official stuff was never funny, just seems like recycled early 2000s comedy. maybe it'll appeal to zoomers but it's unoriginal to me since ive seen it done before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's absolute dogshit and if it was made by anyone else it would be rightfully ignored. It takes some skill to manage to make the worst podcast in the sea of shitty podcasts, and then charge money for it. His "skits" aren't even worth talking about they're all unscripted and "bad on purpose."

      His current fans are psychotic, future school shooter zoomers that jump between internet daddy figures, even though why would you ever follow Sam's life advice?
      >How to be 40 years old with no family or friends but you got a motorcycle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I completely agree, but his old stuff was hilarious for it's time. A lot of it still holds up too.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I absolutely adore his old stuff. I love it but it doesn't make the new stuff good. I cried laughing when I first saw Moms and My Mom Is Cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's all terrible and his crew of unironic wiggers are cringe. The podcasts with nick were good for a while but you can tell they're running out of things to talk about. All of Sam's other projects are genuinely terrible and I think he's ashamed of them but has to pretend otherwise to keep the gumroad cash. The videogame will never happen either, Sam can barely wrangle his wiggers to make some videos. Imagine him trying to manage a fucking video game.

      All that said the Candyman fighting on the KSI card is the first funny thing he's done since WP and I'm looking forward to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible, his skits are barely skits, mostly off script ranting. His new branding as a surrogate father figure for losers is ironic since he's a fucking loser himself. He keeps recycling years old jokes while failing to make something memorable again (think it, dream it, do it and the idubz interview are maybe the exception to this). But that's not even the issue, the worst part is that he's surrounded himself with unbearable sycophantic yes men zoomers that ruin any piece of media in which they appear and try to one up one another ar being the best at goblling sam's cock

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >His new branding as a surrogate father figure for losers is ironic since he's a fucking loser himself.
        no its not you fucking idiot. Why the fuck do you think the speaks to the losers? Because he got experience with it you fucking moron

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Hyde has one of those physiques that you used to often see posted on here where someone had done a ton of steroids or mastered GOMAD and still ended up with a really weird build with no definition and a huge gut

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait until he goes out and looks like absolute shit since all he does is brag about "mogging" a 130lb guy in training and then "ironically" looking bad in videos.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The guy hes fighting seems like the biggest gay on the planet. would be hilarious if he knocked sam out

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AYO I LOVE THESE GOOBERS

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They broke his legs… tortured his head with needles…

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLIN

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