The Sigma Males Choice

The Sigma Males Choice

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sigma males drink tepid tap water. Ice cubes are too luxurious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tepid tap water

      I can guarantee you've never had municipal tap water, straight fresh.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sigma male would keep their water bottle with them because 1) they can verify that it was never exposed to plastic 2) the water can be verified to have been filtered to their expectations

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird coincidence: I filter my tap water and put it into the stainless steel water bottle I carry around with me.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still water

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is the farthest thing possible from sigma. He's a tryhard gay. A real sigma does what he wants and succeeds through talent/luck despite taking a unique life path.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's he looking at?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are some nice lips.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Das rite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metal cup to avoid microplastics? Where did you source the water?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Metal cup because it's insulated, it's fuckin tap water. No amount of tap water will erase my desire for garden gnomes to be exterminated, or my autistic pattern recognition "racism"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          supremely based

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wish I had a version of this with primordial spelled correctly.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the misspelling makes the image's argument more compelling, if anything

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck is a sigma male? Isn't alpha the highest?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You poor summer child

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >summer child gay shit
        redditfag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 36 and I've read game of thrones so I get the reference, I just don't go on the internet that often? Anyway, suck my alpha nuts retard

        Don't bother replying. I'm leaving this thread. Its gay

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vodka with ice?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer not iced. but if you like iced thats okay. water

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    smegma bros... Our time is nigh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are just describing an autistic chad

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based and truth pilled
    Nothing beats a cold glass of water for us simple loners. Always start my day with a glass followed by the simplest and purest form of instant coffee where all you need is to quickly boil some water and youre set

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