>There are few things I care about less than coffee.

>There are few things I care about less than coffee. I have two big cups every morning: light and sweet, preferably in cardboard cup. Any bodega will do. I don’t want to wait for my coffee. I don’t want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfricker to get it for me. I like good coffee but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Friends. It’s a beverage; it’s not a lifestyle.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    /ctg/ bros what's our response?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh what's ctg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like having coffee made in different ways, but I'm not a big snob about it. Weird, fruity coffee blends can go and frick themselves. I just want that neutral coffee taste.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They killed him for saying this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big bean brooks no dissent.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The man-bun Mumford and son guy did it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we were warned about the Coffee-Industrial Complex and only had to listen

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He sounds like he cares a lot about it tbqhwy

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fantasizes about watching you get murdered because you ate sushi the wrong way and then hangs himself
    he found out the hard the way that "liking asian food" isn't a lifestyle or a personality either

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared&t=71

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Race mixing for the goyim, not for me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Israel is more mixed up than Brazil

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the singapore model
      singapore is socially distinct and economically segregated with forced politeness for asian face saving reasons. chinese singaporean parents don't want their kids being brown.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        singapore also institutes ultra strict rules to maintain its multiculti society. It is the only way to discipline subhumans.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > lead by a visionary strongman who knew and played by the tensions caused by the realities of race and ethnicity within a multiethnic polity.
        Bourdain is a moron who just subscribed to the current elite consensus of "kill whitey" (at least he had the courage to follow through on this conviction)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the kraut nearly hyperventilating at the idea of terminal racemixing? Being a rootless cuck is one thing but going all zealously like that is creepy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this.
      It's the only way to stop white supremacy if you think about it because white people have built this fake idea of whiteness with a narrative of European history.
      The only way out is mixing up. To start we should implement free black and brown gfs to every white incel as a program.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Get gassed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only way out is mixing up
        Or genocide. Would avoid mixing with the animals.
        https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/genetic-traces-of-mysterious-human-lineage-detected-in-people-living-in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely similar quote here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Entirely different context. I have no idea where this is from but it's clear they were looking for authentic jap "cuisine" (raw fish on stale rice)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's so much better when there's no white people, you just feel so much better!
          >that's a major step in the right direction!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/YDFFc7m.png

            yeah I'm sure Seth Rogan can be given the benefit of the doubt

            kek I didn't even realize it was him, then yes I admit I am moronic, I thought it was a random vlogger

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I'm sure Seth Rogan can be given the benefit of the doubt

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is he offended when someone says israelite?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              of course

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're offended by someone saying israelite......

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why did he never respond?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're not wrong though. As an expat, there's nothing more mood-killing than white people. Not just Americans either, the whole lot of 'em. Insufferable weird mealy-mouthed morons that can't read the atmosphere or handle any kind of novel situation without make a squirrely looking face like they're put-upon simply for having to deal with not eating in a McDonalds.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always get a chuckle out of when I see comments like
          >man asian food is so cheap and healthy compared to American food
          and all I can think is
          >man that looks oily

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >man that looks oily
            Are you saying you think that, or you're laughing at people who do?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm saying I think that, as an asian. Here, read the comments, you can tell who is white and who is asian

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Americans are the unhealthiest people in the world (Bongs and Mexicans are close seconds). The cosmic irony is that everything they thinks is wrong, even when--especially when--they're diligently trying to be "healthy". Japanese for instance eat lots of oily and fried foods. And they're incredibly healthy, long-lived, and resistant to cancers. Americans think all that stuff is "unhealthy" and then they die of a million cancers and stressors. They just get everything so, so wrong, even when they're trying not to.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Americans are the unhealthiest people in the world (Bongs and Mexicans are close seconds). The cosmic irony is that everything they thinks is wrong, even when--especially when--they're diligently trying to be "healthy". Japanese for instance eat lots of oily and fried foods. And they're incredibly healthy, long-lived, and resistant to cancers. Americans think all that stuff is "unhealthy" and then they die of a million cancers and stressors. They just get everything so, so wrong, even when they're trying not to.

          you will have a nice day eventually

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          asians aren't much better lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is the "conspiracy theory" warning youtube put below the video.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i know right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know, it's pretty weird saying that. I'm not even completely against his point, however getting everybody "all mixed up" was literally what happened in Australia with the Stolen Generation. Government kidnapped light skin Aboriginals because they believed they would be able to integrated visually, and presumably further integration via birthing some mixed kids after growing up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >believes the official narrative
        it was mostly just child protection services doing their job

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a fricking midwit argument like they don't have racism in Mexico or Brazil, or even between different gradients of black people

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao you think that's midwit, I have seen lefties unironically argue that racism was invented by white people in the 18th century. they actually believe that racism in any form did not exist pre 1700's.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he certainly took care of one of them all by his lonesome, huh?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But if he want to Laos and they served him a local brew out of an orangutan's anus, he'd call it true coffee and shit on America for not doing the same.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's crazy people used to actually find him cool back in the 2010s

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still is, always will be. To normal people I mean, not incel neets

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        there isn't a single actual normal person who considers you troon-adjacent failures "normal"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Normies horrible judges of character

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's why you are such a shining star of success huh homosexual?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you never leave your basement, you never met "normal people" in your life

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Projection. I have never met a single person IRL who had anything negative to say about Bourdain. He was the man. You are a virgin

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfricker. No, I’m here to take the high road.

            >Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.
              Now this is the turnpike into flavortown

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Guy Fieri is a dork and so are you

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Did guy actually say this? Holy based, I kind of held the guy in disrepute because trannies on Twitter seem to like him but maybe he has a dash of SOVL in there.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >it's real
              Holy shit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Damn I respect Guy way more now.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              holy frick now that’s what I call a one way ticket to flavor town

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              kek, Fieri won

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit. He obliterated that homosexual.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Flavortown won

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.

              Absolutely fricking legend-level based response

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Guy murdered him, this is why he roped

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfricker

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I have
            you calling anyone a virgin is the real projection
            you virgin homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he was the cuck, one of the most famous and then he killed himself crying like a baby, definitely no role model

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah those pathetic groveling texts he sent to his girlfriend apologizing for her cheating on HIM were really cool. So was the part where he explicitly said he hates his fans, like you.
        I especially like the part where she directly calls him a spineless loser homosexual and tells him to frick off when he was openly signalling he was suicidal LMAO.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s good. Frick Bourdain, fricking butthole, I hope he is burning in hell. aaaaahhh I’ll go and make myself a coffee

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've read his books, I've watched his show. I do like the guy but will readily say Bourdain is a great model of who not to be.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow. It doesn't really sound like you like him at all. WTF????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He still is minus the whole cuck thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he has the veneer of cool but if you look at him for even one second you see a fricking loser drug addict who killed himself in shame lmao. even the average neet has a better life than that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NewYawkCity in Readitt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty surprised he has a following here despite being a CNN celebrity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this

      Typical Bourdain. He didn't get the appeal of coffee, but instead of just saying that, he pretended he was above it. Street food isn't a lifestyle either, but he didn't seem to mind making it his whole lifestyle. I'm not a huge coffee guy either but I'm not going to pretend that I'm too good to care about coffee techniques and varieties

      IDK, Irritable Bowel Syndrome feels like a lifestyle to me.
      >Sent from my iThrone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was more cool in the 2000s. I always thought the CNN deal was him selling out bigly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Merkelobamic years were a global trauma.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Typical Bourdain. He didn't get the appeal of coffee, but instead of just saying that, he pretended he was above it. Street food isn't a lifestyle either, but he didn't seem to mind making it his whole lifestyle. I'm not a huge coffee guy either but I'm not going to pretend that I'm too good to care about coffee techniques and varieties

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it’s hilarious when his entire public persona was “I love ethnic food”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will never understand the obsession with that shit. Every leftist clown on earth literally cannot stop creaming their pants about obscure foreign food, to the point where it's their go to excuse for why western cities being flooded with third worlder trash is actually a good thing.
        Crime may be through the roof and housing costs astronomical, but at least we have a heckin' sweet Yemeni restaurant that's absolutely filthy crammed next to a pawn shop and liquor store!! The food tastes like shit but it's not from my native culture so that means it's automatically good!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do you keep voting for republicans that support the united fruit company that kills any citizens that try to unionize and bring a living wage to their latin country? Then shut the frick up, rube.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek, I love 1959 posting

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it is still happening.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guy and Zimmern owns this fraud.

    >WOW FLAVORTOWN BROTHER THESE WINGS ARE OFF THE CHAIN.
    >Wow these fish testicles are amazing, grimy, yet nutty. Just incredible.
    >UHHH I SMOKED CRACK BY THIS BAR AND HAD A CUP OF CHOWDER WHILE MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME OH GOD DRUGS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dont knock crack till uv tried it

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >preferable ina. Cardboard cup.
    This is the worst part. です.
    Cardboard is the worst, First the coffee is too hot then cools too quickly and is cold.
    A cremic coffee cup is %1000 more aesthetic Becuase it cools the coffee just a little when you pour it into it, then the cup itself gets warm and maintains the right temperature for drinking.
    Cardboard also feels like shit on your lips.
    Anyone who “”prefers”” cardboard is a huge fricking hipster.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate being from a first-world country. I dont even know what a cremic coffee cup is. Ive missed out on so much

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont even know what a cremic coffee cup is
        Ceramic, first world genius

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I dont even know what a cremic coffee cup is
        Ceramic, first world genius

        This is correct.
        I just mean a normal coffee cup

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've missed out on not being moronic.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's two espressos every day, one in the morning, one in the afternoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no cortado listed
      Image disregarded.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you blind or stupid?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it is 4x double espressos in the first two hours in the morning, then 3-5 lattes in the late morning and early afternoon. Then one double espresso around 3:00pm. No coffee after then, just a couple of cups of tea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you ever stop consuming caffeine you'd probably go to a terrible withdrawal phase similar to an alcoholic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe it is a little more coffee than the average person, but I hardly think stopping caffeine would be that dramatic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >i-i could stop with it, i j-just don't w-want to

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based. For me it’s a silver needle for breakfast, a red eye every couple of hours or so (usually about 4 or 5 of them), then back to silver needle tea after work until bedtime.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’m the same way but expresso-flavored k-cups

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >scolded milk
      had it gone bad or what?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you better be hot or cute or paying for all the food to be making that joke. I smirked but you results may vary in the real world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s having bareback sex with Emma Watson (I throw her into a volcano afterwards)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's two caffe americano but with more coffee instead of water.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but with more coffee instead of water.
        elaborate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >expresso
      wat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you know, fast coffee

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lungo is 60ml espresso dissolved with water to make 90ml, not concentrated 90ml jesus christ

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expresso
      >black eye

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah let's take advice from the guy who killed himself, because he obviously had a real healthy, fulfilling perspective on life.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yet he is dead, and im still white and drinking coffee, savouring life.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not som pretentious stuck up snob. I drink sewage, I eat shit, just like ordinary Joe. It excites me to be in presence with the gentiles. I feel like a god looking down from the heavens at these stupid fricking apes dancing for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hold up, those tattoos aren't in the OP pic.
      Did he decide he wanted to get a load of Asian-style tattoos when he was in his 50s? What a homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lol didn't notice this. This guy is such a fricking gay and poser lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mid-life crisis tattoos.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        his girlfriend has a lot of tats

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only accurate take ITT

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are israelites always mentally ill?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Inbreeding, their genetic pool consists of 2 groups: themselves and Black folk (hence the big noses and curly hair)

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wonder if they have coffee shops in hell lmao
    IST is a /flavortown/ board

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hard agree but posting that israelite and even addressing this still makes you a gay. Coffee people are are all at least 1/4 gay if not half.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have. A. Blackni.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm late.
      Anyone have the GET?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was simply
        >Star Wars sucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >light and sweet
    another L for Boogerdain
    black, turkish, no sugar - the only proper way

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    has the biography with his final texts to asia been combed through? i'm dl the pdf to find some good cuckoldry material

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you don’t care about food enough
    >care about ingredients
    >you need to make eating out a lifestyle
    >care about AUTHENTICITY!!!
    >travel the world and eat in every slophole you find, live, experience life!!!!
    Later…
    >haha caring about coffee is gay
    ACK!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was such a queer fr fr no wonder he acked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like this guy

      Guy Fieri is a dork and so are you

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    even in his personal texts he talked in this stunted style, what an annoying bastard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dates some Italian prostitute 20 years younger then himself
      Yeah this homosexual was seriously insufferable. Never moved past the high school bullying.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he didn't even get a good one, Asia is a nasty tattooed bawd with a long well documented history of being a psycho who treats men badly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He gave the kid she molested $400,000. This dude is pathetic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/47xtHNA.png

          homosexual

          so bizarre becoming obsessed with a woman that way when you're 62

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it makes sense when you realize, that much like other edgy old israelites, like Bill Maher, Bourdain was an eternal teenager

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >62
            >As far as he knew, she hadn’t been with anyone else in their time together except her ex-husband, Civetta—though both agreed they theoretically had every right to have additional lovers (as long he steered clear of Ottavia).
            >He apparently had maintained no side relationships since meeting her except for the prostitutes he continued to frequent, presumably telling himself they didn’t count because there was no emotional involvement and because he and Argento were so frequently separated.
            >Meanwhile he did his best to keep Argento loyal to him by giving her money and moral support as well as by ingesting large amounts of steroids, human growth hormone, and Viagra so that his age was less likely to come between them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              he did his best to keep Argento loyal to him by giving her money and moral support as well as by ingesting large amounts of steroids, human growth hormone, and Viagra so that his age was less likely to come between them.
              lol what? source for this?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Charles Leerhsen‘s Down and Out in Paradise: The Life of Anthony Bourdain

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's hilarious

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don’t just get into BJJ in your late 50s without doing HGH.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile white women be getting into BBC at all ages without drugs

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                calm down, Seth

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/UETl2JN.png

              even in his personal texts he talked in this stunted style, what an annoying bastard

              Alarming, insufferable, pathetic fraud. Which should have been obvious anyway.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            thats what women like that do, they find a rich guy to fund their lifestyle til they can't stand it anymore and then frick off to do whatever they want til theyre broke again then they find another rich guy
            she's the daughter of an italian film director, she's grown up incredibly wealthy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/47xtHNA.png

          homosexual

          [...]
          so bizarre becoming obsessed with a woman that way when you're 62

          Oneshotted by goth gf. Like the article says, best to have that fling in your 20s. It definitely fricked me up for a while, getting to lose my virginity to a big tittied tattooed girl from my favorite punk band and then being dumped for a hardcore singer that mogged me. If I were a 62 year old man who had accomplished nothing that could eclipse that and had no conception or hope of how to do so, nor the self-confidence that comes from doing the kind of work that would prevent you from being such a fragile narcissist at such a late age... yeah I'd kill myself.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dove into all kinds of depravity from like 17 until I was 25 or somewhere there, got more responsibility in my job and tapered everything off. I feel that I've done most of the things I got an opportunity to do and now I just am.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They keep pulling out the Google search results you did before you died
      Probably the most invasive thing to ever happen in human civilization

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >in the last three days of his life he googled "Asia Argento" several hundred times
      You gotta be fricking kidding me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve googled Asia Argento seveal hundred times but it’s usually followed by “gq italia” and “nude”

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There are few things I care about less than heroin. I have two big bags every morning: light and brown, preferably in 29 gauge insulin syringe. Any dealer will do. I don’t want to wait for my opiates. I don’t want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfricker to write a prescription for me. I like good morphine but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Friends. It’s a lifestyle; it’s not a beverage.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I believe his problem is actually projecting that 'coffee being a lifestyle' thing onto whomstever rode (as in reading) this passage.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE EGG THE EGG!

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s a beverage; it’s not a lifestyle
    This Black person was such a pretentious motherfricker. Eating shit covered bugs from Indian food stalls was his "lifestyle" because he thought it made him hip and young. When he got old and realized he was nothing more than a moronic rape-covering-up loser golem with no personality he instadeleted himself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was he a golem or a israelite? Was never clear to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he was a israelite in all aspects, except when it came to Argento, he was her golem

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfricker to get it for me.
    no way he said that, this motherfricker was the man-bun hipster before the man-bun hipsters

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the thing with pretentious buttholes...no matter how awful they are they always place themselves one level above everyone else.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There are few things I care about less than cucking. I have two big bulls every morning: big and black, preferably in my girlfriend's ass. Anyone will do. I don’t want to wait for my cucking. I don’t want some teenager, Highschool Musical motherfricker to frick her for me. I like good cucking but I don’t want to pay rush money for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of ICarly. It’s a sexual activity; it’s not a lifestyle.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you're a crazy b***h but you frick so good

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was certainly very judgemental for a homosexual that killed himself

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Urbanite homosexuals are so fricking obsessed with bodegas. Whoa a dirty convenience store but it sells some shitty groceries and has an Arab working a flat top grill.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >WOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH DUUUUUUUUDE it's like a gas station that doesn't sell gas!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like the sort of guy who would do his washing at a dingy launderette because it's "gritty and real" even though he has a washing machine (and a maid) at home.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's a certain type of person who thinks urban poverty is cool and aesthetic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          literally me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They’re actually great, those flat top chef Arabs make a better chopped egg and cheese than Bourdain could ever. I guarantee it

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a lifestyle everywhere in the world but the USA, for a guy so well traveled you would think he would know that coffee culture is gigantic and part of peoples lives outside the US.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >commit suicide because of Dario Argento’s batshit daughter
    AAAHHHH SAVE ME GIALLOMAN

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gets cucked to death by child

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >there are few things I care about less than coffee
    >I'm not interested in wine, just pour it and shut up
    >but if you DARE say that the fried rice of the Pu Pu people of northern Vietnam is anything like the fried rice of the Pi Pi people of northern Laos, you are an uncultured swine and I will mock you relentlessly

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its really weird to hear him say that when his life was based on variations of that same thing

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like my coffee completely black and to have been made the previous night and left out to reach room temperature overnight.
    It gives it an almost sparkling quality.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There are few things I care about less than my wife fricking underage men. She has two big studs every morning: light and sweet, preferably in the ass. Any hole will do. I don’t want to wait to be cucked. I want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfricker to give it to her good. I like a good cucking but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it with the cast of Friends. It’s a lifestyle; it’s not a beverage.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IST sometimes I wish he was still alive so nobody would talk about him

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mumford and Son[s]
    Just looked them up. Ewwwwwwwwwww

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M A WEALTHY CELEBRITY WHO GETS TO TRAVEL LITERALLY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD AND EAT ANYTHING I WANT
    >I GET TO EXPERIENCE MOMENTS THAT MOST PEOPLE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD
    >BUT I'M SO DEPRESSED BAWWWWWWWWWW LIFE IS SO HARD LIVING AS A WEALTHY CELEBRITY WHO IS FINANCIALLY FULFILLED AND STABLE
    >SAVE ME Black personMAN!
    glad this cuck is burning in the pits of hell

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t want some man-bun, Mumford and Son motherfricker to get it for me
    did this israelite ever look in the mirror?

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy Mumford and Son's cover of "The Boxer".

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are chefs so based? I never imagined the saviours of masculinity would be coming from the kitchen, of all places.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's something civvies will never quite understand. It's the biggest "you had to be there" in human experience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're whiny drug addicts

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Not drinking it black
    Always hated this motherfricker

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny that in his attempts at trying to be non-pretentious he became a whole other type of pretentious instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Anti-white heroin addict israelite kills himself because his pedophile girlfriend raped a child

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a fricking homosexual

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I drank a cup of store brand instant coffee (black) every morning for like 5 years, then I stopped and felt no difference. Other than less satisfying shits, to be fair

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      instant coffee has way less caffeine than heterosexual normal coffee

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i agree with this guy. why are some people so obsessed with fricking coffee of all things? i mean i get the obsession bc there are morons for everything. idk mang i guess i just dc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People nowadays are obsessed with every single thing. Go on youtube and you can find every sort of hobby imaginable. Some of these people are genuinely passionate people who just like their niche. Others are pretentious homosexuals. And plenty of people are just trying to fill that whole by buying into whatever hobby they see e.g. spending thousands on the BEST COFFEE SET UP EVER whilst not even being able to taste the difference.

      Problem is the genuinely passionate people get mistaken for the pretentious people by insecure people. The pretentious people just drive the market for the insecurity of the consumerist types. The failed consumerist types end up being the insecure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there was a guy who spent his entire life building the best hi-fi stereo set and ended up being diagnosed with ms. Tragedy but he finally stopped working on the stereo and enjoying listening to the music he has. It's a documentary on youtube.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What I find funny is that you buy this motherfricker once and you're set for life. the Dutch solved coffee 55+ years ago.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Consumerism is a secular religion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People nowadays are obsessed with every single thing. Go on youtube and you can find every sort of hobby imaginable. Some of these people are genuinely passionate people who just like their niche. Others are pretentious homosexuals. And plenty of people are just trying to fill that whole by buying into whatever hobby they see e.g. spending thousands on the BEST COFFEE SET UP EVER whilst not even being able to taste the difference.

      Problem is the genuinely passionate people get mistaken for the pretentious people by insecure people. The pretentious people just drive the market for the insecurity of the consumerist types. The failed consumerist types end up being the insecure.

      Go to /n/ and look at the cyclist gays act like video game nerds raging at anyone NOT spending 3k on a bike that gets stolen in a week.
      go to IST and watch how they try to act Japanese by speaking in stunted English to mimic poorly translated Japanese memes.
      The pursuit for perfection is a long road and not everyone is ready.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >preferably in cardboard cup
    What a fricking idiot. I get if you just prefer regular brewed coffee, but to think drinking it from a cardboard cup is better than a mug is just stupid.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The ultimate hipster is the hipster who pretends he isn't a hipster.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bourdain pooped himself while he dangled in the air

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There are few things I care about less than coffee
    His daughter and air disagree

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dexter's Lab taught me that i don't need coffee, I've got youth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn dude so right, where has the time gone to?, I respect the young lads I have meet that don't touch the stuff

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay now apply that to all food

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad he's dead

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Then after I drink my cup of joe, I like to asphyxiate myself and cry like a b***h over being cuckolded like a little b***h boy

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >As I straddle my porcelain throne releasing a bouillabaisse of parasite laden street animal that was used to make my meal, the unholy brown stew wafting up my nostril down the back of my throat I begin wondering how I'm going to spin this into waxing poetic about 3rd world mystery meat, have and antacid, have two

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee is basically a drink for slaves who have to be awake when they are sleep deprived for their wage labor. If you aren't a slave there's no reason to drink that disgusting bitter bean juice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is said that coffee and coffeehouses changed the face of politics, society and philosophy forever.
      Source? Look it up yourself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It is said that coffee and coffeehouses changed the face of politics, society and philosophy forever.
        All of those things have only gotten worse and more degraded throughout history

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the idea of salons in paris that had art exhibits and science readings but it would be weird here in america.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True, all the energy a man needs comes from his own biology if you have the right attitude and self-directed motivation. Thank you, this post changed my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i drink the most coffee on my days off. i just love the taste.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    every single time this guy says everything it sounds like he is having a spiritual experience at the prospect of eating or drinking some substance. It's just food bro its not that deep

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No wonder they got to him

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >final moments of life
    >google Asia Argento again
    >consider cooming
    wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only women can fix broken men.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully I never become famous, or am involved in anything that goes to court. Because my search history being linked to my name would make me need to die if I hadn’t already.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Because my search history being linked to my name would make me need to die if I hadn’t already.
        Poetry, me too. You should write a book and release it under a pseudonym so that IST can try to get you to have a nice day.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >any bodega will do
    As soon as I hear someone even mention a bodega I just think about a hipster loser or some kind of similar trash. Just hearing the word bodega makes me think the person is a homosexual.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's so gay lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Google that shit
      Sounds like he was very proud of showing off he had a huge prostitute as a gf. Sad.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a pretentious prick.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee is the most NPC drink ever.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Blackni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Realise your wife fricked another teenager. See the pic of the highschooler gamer cum on your wife’s thighs. Cry a little. Drink a little. Call your dealer at 3am. Shoot up in a curious little Singaporean dive bar. jerk off to the thought of your wife getting railed by a 15 year old. Cry a little more. Text her. Be submissive and pathetic and be humiliated by her. Fire a revolver round through the roof of your skull. Burn in hell for eternity. Enjoy the ride.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You skipped the part where he tried to pay off the kid. Basically Asia comitted statutory rape and Bourdain's last act in life was to offer 300k in hush money to the teenager.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pay him 100k to keep his mouth shut
        >make it 200!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Eat at a local restaurant tonight
      No, all cooks are druggies
      >Get the cream sauce
      I'm not a child
      >Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar
      Bars aren't even open that late around here
      >Go somewhere you’ve never been
      There's a reason if I've never been there
      >Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you.
      Waste of time
      >Order the steak rare
      I like my steaks nearly burned, nope.
      >Eat an oyster. Have a Blackni
      Good ideas
      >Have two
      Don't want to get drunk
      >Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways
      Sounds miserable

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4 o'clock in the afternoon lad

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the discontinued Dunkaccino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Dunkin’ Donuts better on the east coast? I had one last year in califoira and it was the worst donut I ever had.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WTF? Why don't they just go back to the styrofoam cups?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick no. Go to Krispy Kreme if you absolutely have to go to a donut chain on the East Coast.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there is no donut chain that can match the little donut shop in your town, i know it sounds gay and ironically like something bourdain would say but the shitty little donut shop is gonna have way better donuts than any of the big chains

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have two big cups of Arabica coffee, no Mumford and Son funny business. Have a Blackni. Have two. Try the cream sauce. Hang from the ceiling fan.

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spoken like a true junkie.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stay at a hotel
    >one coffee machine in breakfast buffet
    >line out the wazoo
    >everyone taking cappuccino and an extra espresso in the same cup
    >taking forever
    Just give me a bucket with a tap that's filled with black coffee please!

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sorry that your idol was a cuck loser who killed himself and openly professed his hatred of his sycophant worshipers like yourself.
    At least with his texts and history published from right before he ACK'd himself like a troony you can see just how much of a pathetic, sniveling little cuckold he actually was :^).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sycophant worshippers? I'm not a christcuck goy.
      Not to worry, like Bourdain said, you'll be mutted beyond soon enough, and you'll wish you took the easy way out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fortunately neurotic israelites like bourdain tend to take care of themselves. And with the massive right wing wave in europe recently along with trump re-elected we won't have to worry about dysgenic leftist israelites like yourself, the mass ACK of despair will be delicious 🙂
        Make sure your last texts before you rope are extra embarrassing just like your hero, so we can all laugh at you after your corpse gets mulched.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meloni has been in power for a while, the immigrants are still coming. Russia is inviting Africans to come and live in Russia. When you realise that the far right is about company profits, and all of these countries need more workers, you'll realise how badly you've been played.

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to the russin tour guide?

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't care about coffee at all
    >I drink it twice a day
    Mm-kay.

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gatekeep pretentiousness is insane

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know how to get into coffee and I could really use the energy
    I prefer sweet to bitter

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This absolute gay woke up one morning realizing he is international laughing stock. Jmyrg

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he seems like a douchebag (sorry, seemed)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (sorry, sneed)

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Life is about fricking restaurants

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the more I hear about this gay the less I understand why people liked him. why are so many cooks such pretentious pricks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his entire schtick was going to an IMF-exploited country, blaming it on general evil politicians (but not Demonrat party, no), eating in a non-existing goyslop kiosk with armed guards right outside of camera range, concluding that people are good everywhere and that Fight the System and jumping into his motorcade going to airport
      In Haiti he almost started a riot because Black folk were starting to steal the food they brought to fake vendor, then in true Wag the Dog manner he presented it as an altruistic feeding the hungry opportunity
      Bob Geldof of cooking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his entire schtick was going to an IMF-exploited country, blaming it on general evil politicians (but not Demonrat party, no), eating in a non-existing goyslop kiosk with armed guards right outside of camera range, concluding that people are good everywhere and that Fight the System and jumping into his motorcade going to airport
      In Haiti he almost started a riot because Black folk were starting to steal the food they brought to fake vendor, then in true Wag the Dog manner he presented it as an altruistic feeding the hungry opportunity
      Bob Geldof of cooking

      He’s a libtard but his travel show is a great watch. Less so as it gets into the later CNN years.

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta say, all the "ethnic" food is fricking gross. All of it, japanese, indian, thai, all the even more obscure third world shit like ethiopian, "authentic" mexican with the corn shit, "authentic" chinese. All of it is disgusting.
    The only decent food is derived from whites, I'm infinitely more interested in eating at a pizzeria or a diner or burger place than any foreign shit. Even mexican food is only good when heavily americanized with cheese, beef etc. Same goes for chinese, fake chinese takeout is way better than actual authentic chinese food.

    I don't know how you could possibly believe that some greasy, grimy piece of mystery meat likely cooked in gutter oil like the garbage bourdain would eat from the side of the road in some shithole is better than anything you can get at home. It must be pure contrarianism against your native culture, nothing else can explain it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Italian meatball like how ma made it back in the old country now that's real gabagool, we are the pasta makers number one since forever baby, noodles forgot about it wait til you try ma's meatballs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Italian and french food is literally just pounds of butter and oil. They act like they're better than Americans but their diet consists of dairy and pasta. At least east asians can work with 10 different ingredients.

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE JUST PROCESSED FOOD AND BE AN ALCOHOLIC AND YOULL LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE
    >kills self

    Lmao

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke weed all day, and watch cartoons and old movies. My whole life is a series of stratagems to avoid, and outwit, that guy.
    This quote stuck with me because I am that guy. The problem is as I've become older and more successful I realized "that guy" that he wants so desperately to avoid was actually living his best life.

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are few things I care about less than living. I have two nooses every morning: light and sweet, preferably with a belt. Any light fixture will do. I don’t want to wait for my death. I don’t want some drunk diving, run a red light motherfricker to do it for me. I like being dead but I don’t want to wait for it, and I don’t want it painlessly. It’s a coward's way out; it’s not a lifestyle.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's the coward's way out why ain't you doing it?

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's water
    Someone got pissed off reading this

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's true, I have also determined that coffee in a cardboard cup just tastes better than a mug.

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Have a boyfriend have two

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never drank coffee before except sips out of someone else’s coffee to see what it tastes like. What’s it feel like to be a pathetic cuckold dependent on substances to function? You coffee drinking homosexuals are no better than women and all their anti depressants.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just like how it makes me poop

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Get a man to have sex with your wife. Get two.

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There are few things I care about less than coffee.
    >proceeds to describe his long list of specific requirements for who makes his coffee and what type of cup it is served in

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