There are literally two types of stoners, the ones who bulkmaxx and the ones who cutmaxx. See pic related for bulkmaxx and Snoop Dogg for cutmaxx. Why is it like that?
There are literally two types of stoners, the ones who bulkmaxx and the ones who cutmaxx.
Indica vs. Sativa strains. One locks you on the couch, and the other one is a nice uplifting body high and you're more active. Both are enjoyable in their own way
thats stoner broscience the high is based on the cannabinoid profile which is more dependant on specific strain genes
bulkmaxx stoners find pleasure in eating while high and are unable to control their munchies
cutmaxx stoners find pleasure doing something else and learn to ignore the munchies
Didn't ask.
How do I become cutmaxx?
>t. Bulkmaxxer
Nicotine
Smoke spliffs like a fricking dutch chad
make a nice hearty meal when stoned and dont buy any snacks
Bring an appropriate amount of snacks and water, then go on a nature walk. My gf's dog loves me more than her now because I would take it for a walk and smoke a joint regularly.
brush your teeth immediately after smoking
This. I can do both easily depending if I'm at work or home. I'm very very skinny and hash is literally the only thing that helps me put on weight when home, while at work it just helps me go through the day without feeling too sad about being a poor wagie.
moronic Black person
Smarter and stronger than you, and better looking
That's bullshit, I got the munchies with both
looking like a nice American porker could use some more pounds
bump
literally every woman who partied hard all college looks like that now
Weed has always made me have dark introspective thoughts and one of the common themes is "Holy shit I need to take better care of my health."
My fav part about smoking weed is if I get high enough I lose spatial permanence and I feel like nothing outside the room is real.
I just imagine everything else is the void like when you noclip out of a source game map and it’s just the room floating in nothing
The blonde one is even more frickable
T. Big penis
they turned into really hot pawgs
t. man of colour
there are two type of stoners: the ones i would throw in a concentration camp and the ones i would shoot on the spot
i get so high i become too lazy to cook
but if i bought some snacks i will go berserk american pig tier
so i dont buy snacks, just ignore the hunger
i am extremely depressed and likely to kill myself im not preaching this lifestyle
Bulkmaxxing smoker here. I just buy a 1/2, eat 6 meals a day gain 10-15lbs over two weeks smoking it, then lose the 10-15lbs over the next two weeks not smoking. Repeat. I measure my weight daily and it's been exactly this for years.
>fit
>smokes weed
Disgusting.
Stoners are all lazy morons who eat bad food. There is only one kind of stoner. The idiot.
so you’re a stoner
In America yes, people eat shit so stoners munch on even more shit, but the whole world is not American. Most of the world has decent quality food so most stoners in the world eat decent quality food in higher quantities thats all.
I have never met a person who openly smokes weed that is either attractive or articulate. I don't easily believe those who don't tell others about it aren't also distasteful.
Theres a lot of really smart people out there who smoke, they just don't talk about it outside of people they trust because of stigma/reputation concerns. More use of psychedelics in general too.
growing weed is a very neat de stressing activity, considering how much stuff you can do to it, like cutting and bending, also grows to 1m high in a matter of 2 months, which is super cool to observe.
de stressing is one of most important things in your life