There have been a drastic rise of break ins in my area. Mainly one or two teenagers.

There have been a drastic rise of break ins in my area. Mainly one or two teenagers. In Australia you can literally rob someone at knifepoint and not do a second in jail.

Anyways, what kind of martial art should I learn to protect me and my family if this happens to me in the middle of the night. What's the easiest to learn and also execute if say 2 teens broke into my house?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boxing, and BJJ or Freestyle wrestling, literally all you need, also if someone robs you at knifepoint the best thing you can do is just give up your shit, no amount off MMA can properly prepare you for someone trying to stab you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard aikido was a martial art designed to disarm someone?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >aikido

        Aikido is gonna do fuck all for you in an actual self-defense situation

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to swing a bat or a pipe or wrench or a db handle...

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    getting into a fight with a guy that has a knife is a great way to end up dead or on a colostomy bag for the rest of your life. just get a gun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Australia. No guns. You actually can't have any self defense items in your house at all. For example if I left a machete under my bed and cut off their arm I'd be the one going to jail.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Baseball bat or other household items, something you can use to hit them from a distance or keep them away from you. You come out swinging and hope it's intimidating enough that they don't want to deal with it and fuck off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can you not even own a taser? If you can't then I recommend blinding powder. Just mix chili power in with finely crushed glass. The Japanese would drill holes in eggs fill the empty shell with the powder and reseal it. When you need to use it crush the egg. If you want to send to permanently blind a person I recommend battery acid. Just have some baking soda to neutralize the acid after use so you don't fuck up you hand.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Battery acid vs. lye, which is the best?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I see no reason to not add both.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Battery acid vs. lye, which is the best?

          And how the fuck to get the acid on them anyway? Never got this for a self defense situation. You carry a water gun with the stuff? A lid to unscrew and throw?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is a powder you throw into their eyes. Protip only use about half of it with your first attempt. There is a chance they close their eyes in time. Wait until they open their eyes again and throw the rest.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Battery acid is a powder? Wut are you on about here?

              I see no reason to not add both.

              Lye is basic, it combined with acid would cancel out, or make the "winning" side weaker at least.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not talking about a car battery.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's battery acid then? I always assumed it was from lead-acid batteries, since that's sulfuric acid.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's battery acid then? I always assumed it was from lead-acid batteries, since that's sulfuric acid.

                The retardation hurts me too much to stay silent.
                The only acid present in batteries is sulfuric acid, which is a liquid. No one is gonna bother to use a solid acid in batteries, because it would require a solvent and that's deadweight. Except for lead acid batteries, batteries don't contain any acid. And even if the mix inside them has a ph below 7, whatever they contain is far too diluted and too mixed up with other shit to ever be useful for anything except for being in a battery.

                Yeah I didn't know lye was alkali sorry. Still would hurt like hell if you mixed them from the salt formed and I doubt much of a reaction would occur in their powder form.

                No it fucking wouldn't. You'd get sodium sulfate, which might sting a little if it ends up in their eyes and that's it. And if you want to know exactly how harmless this shit is, consider the fact that it's a food additive.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What is this powdered "battery acid" then? Just some confused anon thinking of something else?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He must've thought of acids in general. Some acids do come in powdered form, they're just not used in batteries.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I didn't know lye was alkali sorry. Still would hurt like hell if you mixed them from the salt formed and I doubt much of a reaction would occur in their powder form.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. Having a record is much better than having a holes in your neck and gut.
        2. I doubt that a bunch of burglars who probably already committed several crimes before you even encountered them will be too eager to call the cops.
        3. No one says that you have to use something that's specifically designed for self defense. Last I heard, there is no ban on pipe wrenches, square tubing or steak knives in abboland, but I bet you could absolutely wreck someone in under 1 minute with either of those items. Get creative.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bingo - Laws are fucked in a lot of places, but its better to be judged by twelve than buried by six. Worst case scenario, you're alive to face clownworlds consequences, and other dudes fucking dead.

          And if they're not packing, and not tripping hard at that exact moment, simply being prepared to defend yourself and/or inflicting some injury will be enough to get them to retreat or stop fighting. Life ain't a deathmatch, and a hard enough hit with a wrench will make most people try to run.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3.
          I think these laws are often very cucked, so if you defend yourself with something that could be considered a weapon (like the things you suggested) you may still be fucked over. I think it's a bit on the "equal" side though, so if they have a knife you can at least have a knife, possibly something better too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm NOT going to take the opportunity to ridicule you poor bastards but a nice hickory axe handle is the way to go I believe.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If can't get handgun buy one of these bad boys and get yourself marbles.
    - non lethal
    - hurts like a bitch
    - legal
    - fun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No posting cringe, please.

      Thanks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >used by military forces, used for hunting
        >cringe
        Your life is cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No posting cringe, please.

      Thanks.

      https://i.imgur.com/SePMVoj.jpg

      >used by military forces, used for hunting
      >cringe
      Your life is cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that some weird spaghetti machine? Am I retarded? I can't figure it out.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I retarded?
        Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Used to have a similar when I was in elementary. Absolutely great and the power output is quite impressive. We used to buy a bag of dried beans as an ammo. Good times.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure these are illegal in Sweden...
      Can't these break a skull if you load them with steel balls btw?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Afaik ones with arm rest are banned in some places. And if regular is banned, then you make it yourself out of wood and rubber.
        Make sure to workout your wrists to use full power.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything is illegal in sweden if you are white

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          except transitioning at age 7

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the right.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STOP POSTING PHOTOS OF ME ONLINE!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just build a simple spear made out of wood, simple as. Or buy an axe or two so you can throw one. Seriously just deal with the possibility that you go to jail, because then you go to jail with the clear conscience that you protected your family and got rid of some fuckheads.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get some reliable knives, some pepper sprays and some tools and have them scattered around the house.
    >martial art
    Yea you're not gonna karate kid your way out of a burglary. Get weapons and get good at using them.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need to learn an entire martial art for muggers. Just learn to how to kick.
    Kick them in the shin. That'll send anyone untrained (poor muggers) to the ground. Then stomp their face in.

    Better option would be to get a gun, but kicking will keep you further away from knifepoint then someone trying to grapple or throw punches.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To add on, if you can't get a gun just carry your own knife. The threat of stabbing them will probably be enough to deter them and cause them to leave.

      Learning a martial art is fine for a fight, but when they're holding a knife you WILL get stabbed. Martial artists underestimate how different it is when you're actually being threatened. With your heart rate climbing due to fear for your life, you're going to fuck up when you close into range of their knife to try and grapple them. Kicking low will keep your chest further away from the knife.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it does come down to a knife fight, throw something at their face and lunge. Their natural reflex will be to raise their arms to block whatever you threw. This gives you a window to stab them without them stabbing back. If you don't do this, you'll just end up stabbing each other.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Judo and boxing. Learn to hit people, not get hit and then slam their face into the earth.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The wasp jar.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    9mm

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fighting Gym that has:
    > Muay Thai, BJJ, Eskrima (Phillipino stick/knife fighting)

    No need to master any of them better to have combined knowledge of a few fields. Mastery will have you trying to solve all of your problems with the sane martial art when every situation is different.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave QLD

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I need to put on some muscle

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