Thinking of getting this for my balls, any experience?

Thinking of getting this for my balls, any experience?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do bros really fall for the tanning your balls meme? And they don't even do it naturally but use fucking infrared?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's for hair removal

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      why would a moron tan his balls? arent they already black?

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    What are your thoughts on manscaped?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      that's just trimmers and shavers right? What does that have to do with anything?

  3. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    you can't, it's written in the manual that you should not laser your balls

    i own one

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      >the virgin rule follower
      vs
      >the chad disco balls

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        >the chad disco balls

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      why not, you stupid bastard?

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        same reason i won't laser my eyebrown, it's too close to a very fragile organ to take the risk
        cause you won't be able to sue the company if you accidentally burn your balls badly

        but go ahead, buy one, laser you balls, and tell me about it later

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >i won't laser my eyebrown
          I believe the term is "brown eye".

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            sensible chuckes

      • 4 days ago
        Anonymous

        IPL hair removers work by scanning dark areas. Your ballsack is darker skin. Therefore it will just nuke the entire skin on your ballsack and you'll be lucky if it doesn't nuke your balls with it.

        TL;DR: if you want to be a gay-ass bro go to a specialist and pay up for laser.

        DO NOT IPL YOUR BALLS YOU STUPID BASTARD.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          That's not how it works lmao. If that were the case, it would fry every mole and freckle and it would destroy black peoples skin completely.

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            >it would destroy balack people's skin completely
            it does precisely this very thing

          • 4 days ago
            Anonymous

            that's why dark skinned people are told to not do laser removal, not only it won't work, but it will more likely burn them

            and for people with blond or ginger hairs, they might not burn, but the thing wot work at all since they don't have enough melanine in their hairs to be able to burn them

  4. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like it'll hit the prostate pretty nice. How many speeds does this unit have?

  5. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    just be a man and get waxed at the local asian brothel / spa. If you ain't DYEL you might even get a free handjob.

  6. 4 days ago
    Anonymous

    You people would smoke raccoon tailbones if I told you it boosted test

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