this dummy did gomad x2 and almost died lol

this dummy did gomad x2 and almost died lol

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take the whole foods pill and stop obsessing over which ~~*diet*~~ is the best

    please

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is this even supposed to mean

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is any grain-based product or any oil a "whole food" to you?

        the american brain truly is a wonder to behold

        the absolute fucking state of you goy cattle

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Answer, you mongoloid. I'm not even American. I hope you're not calling any grain-based product a "whole food", because you're eating fucking goyslop of the greatest caliber.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Why do these people hope from one meme diet to the other?
            oatmeal is whole food retard. also post body (you won't).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean? Moderate grain consumption, such as cous cous and bulgur, is part of wholistic diet.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >oatmeal is whole food retard
              Yeah, I'm sure refined grains (no bran, no germ, probably bleached) of oatmeal, which had to be cropped from intensively exploited land and put together from literally dozens of individual plants to come up with just a single serving of it, is a "whole food".

              >What do you mean? Moderate grain consumption, such as cous cous and bulgur, is part of wholistic diet.
              >wholistic diet
              Do you know what that even means? Are you consistently eating every fucking type of edible shit you can find? What's more, are you saying that variety for variety's sake is an inherently good nutritional marker for your diet? That's retarded.

              found the fat ketoschizo/carnitard

              Come here, boy, I'll let you suck on my meat lollipop. I hope you ain't lactose intolerant, because it's got cream inside. You'll love it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                not even vegan but this retard really thinks meat isn't some of the most chemically tainted food on the planet just cause he goes to the store and picks the grass-fed option

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >this retard really thinks meat isn't some of the most chemically tainted food on the planet just cause he goes to the store and picks the grass-fed option
                When the fuck did I say anything even remotely related to what you just came up here? I never even mentioned meat. Talk about a textbook example for a straw man... Of course meat is tainted. Of course cattle is fed shit (grains, medication, hormones), and live like shit. That's why I eat mostly fresh seafood, and even that is probably contaminated to a degree, but it's the lesser evil of all of them. My main sources of food are wild caught seafood, and homemade kefir and and eggs (raw goat milk and eggs provided by a guy I know). I think some vegetables are okay, too, like avocados.

                But what do you mean singling out oatmeal when there are plenty of other options to choose from?

                Well, you could apply it to any grain. Look, if you are eating truly whole grains without additives, and you ferment them (sourdough) for a while, I think it's probably fine. I used to love that shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >goes from all grains are shit to b-b-but this grain or that grain is f-fine under t-these circumstances argumentative gayry
                we're done here
                nobody cares about your personal curated diet you think is superior to anything else, you narcissistic shithead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >nobody cares about your personal curated diet you think is superior to anything else
                I do, and that's all I care about. Can I see your boipucci now?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But what do you MEAN? I don't understand your initial point on why grains are bad except for being fermented.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But what do you mean singling out oatmeal when there are plenty of other options to choose from?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            found the fat ketoschizo/carnitard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not even American.
            >I hope you're not calling any grain-based product a "whole food", because you're eating fucking goyslop of the greatest caliber.
            Getting mixed signals here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is any grain-based product or any oil a "whole food" to you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >eats whole grain bread
        >IT'S LITERALLY OVER
        the absolute state

        By ketogay standards I am accidentally going quite good I think, I mostly eat potatoes as my carb source. I also only use butter.
        Is pasta bad for you as well? Like I love potatoes but if you are serious about high carb intake for various reasons what the fuck would you even be allowed to eat?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well especially since Kevin lost the weight using an only carb diet of plain white potatoes with nothing on em. Pen Jillette was who called Kevin the moment he had a heart attack and told him what to do and there he is, in desperate need of a face lift and what ever else the fat does to the skull structure. All former fatties have that skull and neck just like roiders end up with the same skull and neck.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gluttony is more to blame. 2 gallons of milk and no exercise is obviously going to be a recipe for disaster.
    The guy was probably also drinking skim cuz "muh fat-free!!!"

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was a fat fuck for decades. His soul left his body btw. Can't go a day without crying like a bitch.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he always wear a backwards cap?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Balding. Anyone above the age of 20yrs old that wears a hat or a cap is a balding gay.

      You'll notice 99% of roid chuds wear them too. It's easy to spot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not always. Some dudes are just lazy and prefer to cover up their shaved heads

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where does he even find them? All the caps I've seen in stores face forwards

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Underrated

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna know why he always does that forward headed raised eyebrows face in every picture I see him in. I know he's famous for writing some shit stoner comedy, that might explain enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        wow, you weren't kidding. what an insufferable prick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is his version of “acting”.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If by "acting" you mean acting like a gay, hahah! I'm sorry that was uncalled for and I apologize for that. But seriously, Kevin Smith should be shot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if that's his case, but I used to do that because my eyes look too small in pictures and I don't like that; it makes you look bad

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No way that's real. No way anyone would carry 8 liters of milk from the supermarket every single day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can buy a gallon of milk did you not know that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How does that change anything on it being 2x4 liters?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, so much lighter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A gallon of milk is 8 and a half pounds or 4kg
          As an adult man if you cant carry that in your hand you might as well have a nice day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, so much lighter.

            You can buy a gallon of milk did you not know that

            Only in America, the rest of the world keeps to 1 liter packaging.

            No way that's real. No way anyone would carry 8 liters of milk from the supermarket every single day.

            He literally wrote a scene on lifting a gallon of milk in Clerks. His fat previous self wrote that it is pathetic for a man to struggle to lift a gallon of milk.

            An extremely out of shape, destitute writer (at the time, he was just a nobody from Jersey) was fine with carrying a couple gallons of milk and made fun of people who couldn't, immortalized in film, and Europoors supposedly IST are in disbelief this happens.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ive never watched any of his films. I do like the other guy though he plays a janitor in this canadian show "todd and the book of pure evil" and hes hilarious as fuck but thats all ive seen of him aside from some memes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Ive never watched any of his films.
                You haven't missed much. I was pretty into his earlier films when I was a snotty teen growing up (as well as watching shit tons of independent films in general). Look back I'm just like, "Yeah... glad I grew out of that phase."

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I still like both Clerks and the cartoon, Mall Rats, and Dogma. Zach and Miri mind broke him really fucking bad and going from poser to actual stoner sped the process up. Plus he married into the tribe so I don’t think that has helped much either.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only in America, the rest of the world keeps to 1 liter packaging.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you have two fucking hands? A gallon-sized jug on each one. I guess,though, that I'd park in front of the store and buy them in bulk and freeze some of them, if I were to buy that much milk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But then you couldn't buy anything else. And all that as a 400lbs blob. The logistics are just baffling.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I will freeze milk
        You have never cooked a real meal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "WOULD", not "could", smoothbrain. Of course it is physically possible to do so, it's not that much weight. But what kind of madman would you need to be to do it?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it surely was the milk, not the dozen doughnuts he was probably gorging on a daily basis.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2 gallons of milk
    >Now vegan
    Why do these people hope from one meme diet to the other?
    Why can't they just eat normally, but without processed foods and in moderation?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *hop
      your sympathy for him is now invalidated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are gays. What defines gay the most is search for le silver bullet big EZ secret tech of ancient nibiru masters hidden from plebs. gays always looking for the way outta ocean of struggle and suffering that life is, and cant accept theres none.
      FAD diets always target this insufferable gays with FAST and BIG changes to life from EZ and SIMPLE routine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do these people hope from one meme diet to the other?
      I've been watching Sv3rige interviews with ex-vegans. Seems to me that a good 50% of them went from a meme diet to veganism, got rocked by it, and are now calling their newfound carnivore diet their savior.
      Meanwhile I'm wondering from where comes the need for novelty diets.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >4800 calories and 350g of sugar from the milk alone
    >probably drank and ate other shitty foods on top of it
    Yeah no shit the guy got fat and nearly died. Fucking retard.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this dude looks like kevin smith but with aids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats literally Kevin smith

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mother of God...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He had a heart attack and most weight

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lost**

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Consume 7000 calories of fat and sugar
    Gotta be that it came from an animal right guys?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 gallons of almond milk wouldve been perfectly fine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >625 calories
        >40g fat
        >54g carbohydrates
        >16g protein

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and its definitely because its made of almonds and not because its a 10th of the calories.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you arguing with

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at his neck KEK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not seeing it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but he has a cute girlfriend who seems genuinely happy to be with him, do you anon?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck happened to silent bob, what is this cuck abomination
    >to think this was the guy who gave us
    >15 BUCKS LITTLE MAN PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HAND

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Smith is probably the last person on the planet I would want to be like.
    I'd rather be boogie. I'd rathe be hotwheels.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh yeah, I just drank 8L of milk a day, you know, pretty normal stuff. 3.2kcal of milk. Every day.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should've done GOSAD

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly 5000 thousand calories of milk every day, in addition to whatever else that fat fuck ate
    Nah, I don't think that it's because it was milk that he had a heart attack. It's because he was a retarded glutton. Bet if he drank 5000 calories of onions milk every day in addition to a huge quantity of whatever other vegan shit he eats now he'd have another heart attack.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But why is he always crying?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He said that he lost all that weight in a pretty short time by going full vegan, so his T-levels probably got bombed down into his socks and never recovered.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He was crying like that when he was fat. Dude was a momma’s boy. He constantly talks about how he was a disappointment to his dad as a kid and the only thing they had in common was movies and george carlin. He said his only dream was getting married and was desperate to marry every girl he met.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his daughter is ugly asf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mix of whatever Jersey goy Kevin is and fully gnomish mother.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he can't get a boner anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He could be lying, but he said beet juice gave him the hardest boners he ever experienced.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Beets are well known for their distinct red color that can stain heavily. They also have boron which is essential for the production of testosterone and also increases levels of free testosterone
        could be true, but i assume that was when his body still retained some of the other nutrients he got from all that milk

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The science doesn't support that though chud

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus look at that neck.

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