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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All you think about is wieners and semen

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, thinking about my next workout, DYEL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks awful. Pepe that is

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Comic writer discovers maintenance, thinks it's some mind blowing revelation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why don't more people do it?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They do.

        Look around your gym, how many people look the same month after month, years even. In fact, I'd say that guys who make significant progress with muscle and strength are a minority of gym goers

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >progress means bigger muscles
          Maintenance is progress. Maintaining a nice body for years is better progress than devolving into a powershitter blob

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This seems to be some argument two sides of your head are having so I'll leave you to it,

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s so strong now. He could cut all the fat off and still be stronger than he was when he was smaller.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that going to happen though?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Training style has nothing to do with your weight you 60 iq Black person

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They do but not because they want to, the vast majority of people who maintain in the gym are lifetime intermediate who want to get bigger

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most of them have no idea what they’re doing or have super low T. I mogged almost everyone at my gym in a year of natty lifting. Still making gains years later and they all look the same.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because permabulking without lifting is easier.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've finally decided to do it.
        >42
        >PL training was getting hard on the body
        >decided 1/2/3/4 was a good place to hold
        >work 5/3/1 BBB, same cycle every month
        >focus on my BJJ, cycling, and career
        >look good, feel good

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          how long for

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same here dude
          >36
          >squat 190kg
          >DL 210kg
          >don’t want to push any higher
          >mostly focus on upper body now
          >Do weighted pull ups and dips and OHP or 531 if I feel like it
          >lost 15kg bw
          I feel great

    • 11 months ago
      Sauce Thread

      Zach actually got pretty sickening physique

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not as good as Chad and Brad tho.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh,

        I just assumed it was a fatty cope comic like the rest

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fatty cope comic
          pretty sure it's making fun of bodybuilders having body dysmorphia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then why don't more people do it?

      maintenance doesn't mean you stop exercising. You might push it once in a while, but you have a decent routine for general health. Most people semi-active do this, very few people are developing mass upon mass.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah? And what do you think?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    comic writer is clearly some shitskin coping to maximum levels lol
    >actually....
    >im good with this....
    keep coping little homosexual and drawing cartoons have a nice day

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start getting into shape for the first time
    >1 year in, big by normie standards
    >get lean, abs
    >old friend tells me that I can just coast now, I've peaked and that chicks will love it
    >realise I'm clearly not lifting for chicks because this attitude disgusts me

    Why are normies so fricking lazy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then what are you lifting for? Strength and "progress"? Nice cope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good Lord that picture is embarrassing. You're really sticking it to the world by working out

        https://i.imgur.com/KWzpO6u.jpg

        >going to an air condictioned room 3 miles from home is just like what my great grandpa did against the nazis

        https://i.imgur.com/5HsRNPc.png

        Zoomer pic stealing the most famous paintings of down-trodden cool people to lure in easily impressionable teenagers. Throw in a couple of buzzwords like "act of beauty", "revolt" and "modern world". Let's write it in the style of those cringe nazi edits too to really get the zoom-zooms going.

        I'll dissect this shit for you brainlets who've never picked up any books worth reading and therefore don't know shit about the human condition (it's timeless). The term "modern world" implies the new world, or in other words the current time. Putting aside all arguments towards the current state of affairs, let's ask the question, "What age range wants radical change the most and is rebellious against the establishment?". The answer, of course is zoomers who don't know shit about squat.

        So now that we've established that wanting to rebel against the world is a facetious zoomer trait and therefore this image is propaganda, let's attack the foundation of this propaganda. I'm not going to bother with the "act of beauty" part because even a dimwit could argue against that effectively and make the defendant of that argument yield.

        You're displeased with the current state of affairs because you see the flaws, but you don't have perspective. You don't know how it could be, and you don't know how such a thing could come about. You have a child's understanding of the world and yet you feel strongly that you know better than anyone else. Where is the basis for this naiveté?

        I would rather argue that these people revolting against the "modern world" commit the most horrendous acts of ugliness that is only praised by wise and miserable men, and not good men.

        dipshits who think in black and white. Anon is bettering himself and all you morons would like to say is how it's not good enough. Projecting hard.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon is bettering himself and all you morons would like to say is how it's not good enough
          We're not commenting on his progress at all, no idea why you think that. We're simply trying to correct a point of critique of his. I urge you to instead consider the need for such positivity in your life. Why are you lacking in it? Are you fine with that? You're like a homeless man that desperately wants food and is yelling at other people for throwing away the yoghurt box when it has 10% left in it. We've had our yoghurt, if we drink more it's gonna be detrimental to us, but you who's starving can't understand that

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy going to the gym a lot. I want my muscles to get bigger. If you try to search a deeper meaning I guess it's because I have pretty good genetics for mass and my autistic mind sees it as like a video skin you have to grind for. You can't really fake being muscular and strong.
        >inb4 le steroid
        90% of steroid user look natty/like shit because they eat like shit, train like shit, it's embarrassing really. I respect people that take them and put in the work tho. I wouldn't do it myself because of sides, particularly my skin I know I would become an avatar of Nurgle ridden with acnea.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good Lord that picture is embarrassing. You're really sticking it to the world by working out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >going to an air condictioned room 3 miles from home is just like what my great grandpa did against the nazis

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Getting my dick chopped off and crying about drumpf on twitter is just like being in the French Resistance
          It goes both ways troony

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a stupid fricking post. He's talking about a revolt against the modern world. Fighting the nazis was the complete opposite of that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/fKW3OT7.jpg

            >start getting into shape for the first time
            >1 year in, big by normie standards
            >get lean, abs
            >old friend tells me that I can just coast now, I've peaked and that chicks will love it
            >realise I'm clearly not lifting for chicks because this attitude disgusts me

            Why are normies so fricking lazy

            Ya. Paying money to some corporation to workout is totally revolting against the modern world. Imagine if everyone did that, wow, the world would change. Lol. It’s not like gym culture is heavily pushed on social media like tik tok

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What corporation? I buy local. My body is a testament to the defiance of your weak willed values and not a single israelite has profited in it's development.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh you buy local. Where did your gym buy all its equipment from?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know which group is responsible for modern bodybuilding culture? Let me give you a hint, they aren’t right wing trads.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The man ultimate responsible for the creation of bodybuilding was Eugene Sandow, and his goal was ultimately a restoration of Hellenic physical culture

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Without a certain demographic, bodybuilding culture would not exist as it does today. I mean what do your workouts look like, sandows or modern bodybuilding?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                > I mean what do your workouts look like, sandows or modern bodybuilding?
                Like those of Mike the schwarzBlack person killer Mentzer and Dorian the holocaust didn't happen Yates.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >creation of bodybuilding
                fricking dipshit no one "created" getting bigger muscles

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes they were. I don't believe that greek homosexuality horseshit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know how stupid it is for a semite wienersleeve to try and manipulate me with my own antisemitism? Yes, I know who invented male beauty pageants. I know all kinds of things they did. It's why I hate them. I'm not taking bull semen injections, doing starvation diets, dehydrating myself, rubbing oil all over my body, and prancing on a stage. I'm just developing myself. A revolting act to you, I know.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Imagine if everyone did that, wow, the world would change.
              Imagine a world without fat people. Sounds pretty great to me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you go to Asia most people aren’t fat. And most don’t go to the gym and just do cardio if they do anything. It’s not a modern world problem it’s a western problem.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol and so is fat acceptance. Check mate atheist

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fat acceptance is only a western thing. 1st world asian countries don’t have that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >paying to lift
              >he doesn't pirate logs from the woods and drill handles from them
              Ishygddt. Even a broom handle with milk gallons tied to it is better than ever paying money to lift.

              Absolutely disgusted in how far this place has fallen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet he also rebels against the world by... listening to classical music

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you on a fitness forum?? Lol go get cucked somewhere else you fat frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Sounds like you got filtered moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically this.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You came back to reply to your own post you fat absolute homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're proving his point.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer pic stealing the most famous paintings of down-trodden cool people to lure in easily impressionable teenagers. Throw in a couple of buzzwords like "act of beauty", "revolt" and "modern world". Let's write it in the style of those cringe nazi edits too to really get the zoom-zooms going.

      I'll dissect this shit for you brainlets who've never picked up any books worth reading and therefore don't know shit about the human condition (it's timeless). The term "modern world" implies the new world, or in other words the current time. Putting aside all arguments towards the current state of affairs, let's ask the question, "What age range wants radical change the most and is rebellious against the establishment?". The answer, of course is zoomers who don't know shit about squat.

      So now that we've established that wanting to rebel against the world is a facetious zoomer trait and therefore this image is propaganda, let's attack the foundation of this propaganda. I'm not going to bother with the "act of beauty" part because even a dimwit could argue against that effectively and make the defendant of that argument yield.

      You're displeased with the current state of affairs because you see the flaws, but you don't have perspective. You don't know how it could be, and you don't know how such a thing could come about. You have a child's understanding of the world and yet you feel strongly that you know better than anyone else. Where is the basis for this naiveté?

      I would rather argue that these people revolting against the "modern world" commit the most horrendous acts of ugliness that is only praised by wise and miserable men, and not good men.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Low quality

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I would rather argue that these people revolting against the "modern world" commit the most horrendous acts of ugliness that is only praised by wise and miserable men, and not good men.
        Such as

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Socrates, Caesar, that fricker that went against Christianity and made it lax and progressive, the industrial revolution, early Christians, terrorists and Bill Gates

          >I would rather argue that these people revolting against the "modern world" commit the most horrendous acts of ugliness that is only praised by wise and miserable men, and not good men.
          You pit wisdom against goodness because you are a sophist with a decievers heart.

          STFU you dumb cuck, it only appears that way to you because you're a follower of the autist and incel king Socrates. The things Socrates had to say were fine but everything about him and his company was fricking horrendously pathetic.

          I'm not pitting wisdom against goodness, I'm pitting "wise" and miserable men against good men. The men I speak of who are miserable are idiots who can't live their lives the way they're supposed to because they're stuck making themselves miserable because that's what they know, and they justify that with reasoning that culminates in wisdom. Most of these philosophers were miserable and losers, despite some knowing better, they could not fix their trajectory. This results in them being stuck at a low level with an overpowered character, and that appeals to people. Nothing wrong with that if the audience takes the wisdom and processes it by themselves, but the worst thing is when people end up as followers of these philosophers instead of having a love of wisdom themselves. There is nothing more wise than living a good life

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            So who is good, what examples

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is murder wrong?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              No.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what is a good life then o wise one?
            >captcha: NAH040

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I would rather argue that these people revolting against the "modern world" commit the most horrendous acts of ugliness that is only praised by wise and miserable men, and not good men.
        You pit wisdom against goodness because you are a sophist with a decievers heart.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you watch the big bang theory too?
        pseudo intellectual shit post. filtered.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >do you watch the big bang theory too?
          You really hit me with a 2014 insult... I might actually stop responding to lazy replies because of you. You spent 0% of your creativity in that reply.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, all those words to say
        >Young people are dumb

        You're not as intelligent as you think you are. Try hitting the gym sometime.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're not as intelligent as you think you are. Try hitting the gym sometime.
          If that's all you got from my post you're as stupid as you act ironically towards others.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Beauty will save the world" - someone far smarter than you will ever be

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is simply factually wrong on many levels.

        Zoomers/millennials are having less sex, living with their parents until their 30s, can’t afford a home, consider a car a “luxury”, and are riddled with debt their parents forced on them

        Meanwhile all productivity and wealth gains for the last 4 decades have been siphoned by the top 10%/corporations. The federal reserve has a nearly 10 trillion dollar balance sheet that has enriched the top echelon of society. There is indeed a societal problem, or a “4th turning” if you’re familiar with Howe. The rise of populism in the west is NOT a coincidence. Zoomers/millennials were given a shitty hand relative to boomers. It’s not just baseless crying.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          claiming that beauty is a revolt against the modern world is honestly hysterical and has nothing to do with corruption or the congealing of wealth
          the current systemic economic problems started a long time before smart phones or social media
          culture war bullshit is a lever used by the forces of corruption both domestically and abroad and playing into it is worsening the problem

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            The congealment of wealth among fewer hands and the "culture war" are both symptoms of moral cancer, as is general unhealthiness and malnutrition.
            An act of beauty (which a healthy, fit body is something to behold) is an attack on modernity

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh please, there's no need for a recent degeneration of morals to explain basic human greed - people have always wanted enough money to be permanently and unassailably rich, the only difference is the opportunities for this in a globalised world economy are much greater, the competition fiercer and the amount of influence it can buy you had never been higher
              the personality it takes to build obscene amounts of wealth is one which will not rest until it cannot conceivably be made poor again, and whereas previously that meant being the biggest fish in your pond, now you have to fend off every other fish in every other pond to be totally secure
              if the ultra-rich were malnourished and unhealthy, you might be onto something

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Le communism
            Why not just come out and say it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >let's replace a corruptible but fixable system with an even more corruptible and unfixable system
              I ain't saying shit son, Eisenhower's America isn't communism

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you are a communist advocating communism, yes? Enough with the runaround pretending to be le based using our talking points to push your shit. Just come out and say it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you making strawmen? Imagine thinking young people being literally unable to start families or buy their own homes as signs of a healthy and flourishing society.

                As a final frick you to all young people, boomers hiked interest rates and basically doubled all mortgage payments in the US. And the house prices? Flat to down 5% in some places.

                How can you actually argue with a straight face that boomers had it the same as zoomers/millennials today?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care. What I care about is you being a communist. Which you refuse to deny.
                Communists come on here and take our talking points and try to pretend to be on our side while making it about communism. It is annoying. Just come out and say where you are coming from, instead of hiding and obfuscating.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not a communist and you are an 85 IQ pseud

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah ok sure. What are you, out of curiosity. How would you describe your position.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, you lost, and you got dunked on

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bull shit. He's a communist arguing communism. I don't care what he calls himself and he's probably lying or is a "democratic socialist" or some shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine thinking young people being literally unable to start families or buy their own homes
                This isn't true at all. Many young people are starting families and buying homes.
                They just aren't buying in affluent suburbs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based on your feelings?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >based on 30-year FIXED rate mortgage
                lmaoing at your life c**tboy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is this a reference to?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lost

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Young people are just imagining the advent of home rental apps that completely change how houses become available? That's just something in their heads?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you a bot or ESL

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go have a nice day loser.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Meanwhile all productivity and wealth gains for the last 4 decades have been siphoned by the top 10%/corporations.
          Its an IQ problem mate. The smartest and brightest make the most money and pay the most taxes. Not a fan of billionaires, there should be a cut off point to where someone cannot amass that much wealth. Young men are hit the hardest in dating and mating since lack of resources. But again if you don't have a career by the time you're in your 30s then you're most likely at mid to bottom level of intelligence. This isn't anything new, we would send these sexless men to wars to die or they would win and get to claim women as their prize.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit spacing
        Post body

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          bone app the teeth

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doubles advocate
          Never gets old

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I KNEEL, DOUBLES ADVOCATE

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        POSSSSTTT BODDYYYY gayGGOOOTTTTTTTTT

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit pseudo essay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >impressionable zoomer smelling his own farts because his motivation to lift is better than others motivation to lift
      Why not just lift and get off your high horse, you pretentious tradlarper? If you don’t like where you’re at and want to get bigger, that’s cool. But acting holier than thou while you do it is moronic cringe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn trad larpers are so fricking easily manipulated. You want a "retvrn" to a world that never existed and are too deluded to realize it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe trad LARPers are the real progressives for imagining a better world and actively trying to get there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Muscle has two states, growth and atrophy. I'm "done" is literally meaningless unless he plans to not work out and become dyel again lmao

      More importantly they've weak, because being weak is easy and require no sacrifice. Your old friend? Weak. The replies? Weak. Liberals, the majority of people, coomers, fatties, and degenerates alike? Weak, weak and weak. They know on some level how pathetic they are, but western culture no longer regards strength as virtuous so accept it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very good post, we must seek and protect beauty

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are normies so fricking lazy
      You're just mentally ill and suffer from body dysmorphia. Dont worry without roids you wont be able to maintain whatever physique you've acquired.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah just achieve ottermode and do some maintenance work, really no need to go beyond that.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you’re happy with your physique, one set per week per muscle is enough to maintain. You can even just show up one day and do random BS for fun and still maintain your muscles instead of taking it seriously.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT ROIDTRANNIES AND MENTALLY ILL AKA BODYDYSMORPHIA VICTIMS SEETHING AT HAPPY PEOPLE

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do normies really think you can stop exercising for any length of time and maintain your muscle mass

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you are a normal person who enjoys lifting, after some point, this will happen
    >woah I look good
    >*life gets in way*
    >woah I looked better, gotta cut and get back to it
    >woah I look good
    >*life gets in way*
    if you have lifted for over 2 years and your BF is below 21, this is how you will look like during your 30s, most probably, unless you get twins (bad ending) or you get cheated (good ending)

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm done"
    >stops lifting
    >muscles go away
    Once again, a web comic fails to impress me with its flawed, simplistic reasoning. Sad.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That'll be me once I reach my 10/10 body goal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why you won’t

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy with where I'm at but I would still like more.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >train like monkey

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