>this guy stands above you as you bench. >Know your place bitch boy *spits*

>this guy stands above you as you bench
>Know your place bitch boy *spits*
What do?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    immediate reaction would be to fight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would kill him unfortunately

      You pussies won't do shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course not LOL. Just call the police and have them deal with the spitter. I'm not paying them for nothing. He's getting banned from my gym and I'm getting swole.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I would. If he spit on me, there is most likely gonna be a fight.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill him unfortunately

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Even though I would love for him to slap my face with his dick and call me a fag, I would get up and beat the shit out of him if he spit on me.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being spit on is a direct threat to my life, he could have any number of diseases transmissible through bodily fluids. So naturally I'd react as if someone just tried to kill me, and remove the threat.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Open my mouth and catch his spit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are americans like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like what? Cool and tough?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exhibit A

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to the manager about what happened to get him kicked out of the gym.

    Fuck his shit up outside for the disrespect.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rack, proceed to explosively engage my abs thanks to my weighted crunches, turn around and slip the plates off each end of the bar, and wield it like they call me Darth Maul.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sit up in horror and disbelief. Look around in shock if other people have seen this heinous act. Say something gay and awkward, probably with a shrill voice like "WTF MAN?". Depending on his stature and how threatening he seems either push him and hope he doesn't defend himself or make a "are you insane?" face and talk to the gym staff and press charges and wash my face. Then I'd finish my work out with my heart beating out of my chest and formulate the story in my head to tell my family and friends later. But first I'd eat a nice post-workout meal and browse /gif/ for a new BBC webm to jerk off to.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one would ever do that to me. I don't have to worry about this scenario.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know... Literally nothing, probably. I'm 5'7", 100 lbs. He could tear my arm off and beat me with the wet end.

    But I'd be a sniveling bitch about it and report him to whoever runs the gym.

    "Hey you! Yes, the 5'4 cardio bunny who volunteers as an instructor here and lifts heavier weights than me? You know that burly red-haired fella with the schnurrbart that comes here? Well, he spit in my face for no reason the other day! Can you believe it?!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally nothing, probably. I'm 5'7", 100 lbs. He could tear my arm off and beat me with the wet end.
      He could literally rape you. Tear off your clothes, stick his fingers deeo in your ass tk losen it a bit, spit a few times and fuck your ass raw. You would be his shivering butch as he rapes your ass and cums deep inside your guts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        boner no

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get up,shove him,and when he's about to shove/punch me kick him in the balls as hard as possible,wipe off my face and leave the gym as he struggles to recover while I keep an unknown weapon in my pocket since my flow state has now been completely destroyed,go home and make a greentext about it on fit

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beat him to death with a dumbbell

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Let him spit on my face
    >Go snitch to one of the underpaid staff
    >Get him kicked out
    >Watch him get kicked out, go to his car, then shoot up the place
    Simple as.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was called "boy" yesterday by a guy that was around 60 and about two weeks ago by a woman around 50. I'm literally 37.

    I don't know whether to be offended or slightly like that I don't look to old, though I live in Ireland and it's more common here, it's still a somewhat inferior term you wouldn't use to someone important.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, boy

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Stand up
    >Go to locker room
    >Wash face
    >Get pistol out of gym bag
    >...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NO ANON DONT have a nice day DONT DO IT

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna spill the blood of a fellow New England fan. I’ll place the murder weapon on his lap, and when the cops come I’ll say “I did that”.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rack
    >grab a 5kg plate
    >punch him in the kneecap with it
    >spit on him

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My friends and I would jump him
    >South Florida
    >3 black dudes(one from Belle Glade)
    >2 latinos
    >2 country whites dudes
    >he’s a New England fan

    They’re not finding his body either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >associating with minorities
      NGMI

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spitting is one of the biggest insults anyone can give. I would be really fucking pissed. What would happen is i would probably push him and if he didn't retaliate get him kicked from the gym because i don't want to go to jail for attempted manslaughter or something. Would probably get my shit kicked in though, he looks bigger than me

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for him to turn away and swing a 10kg at his head

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