This guy walks up to you at the gym and tells you youre a fucking Jeffrey. What do fit?

This guy walks up to you at the gym and tells you you’re a fucking Jeffrey
What do fit?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, I'll start us off.
    I'd reveal to him that I'm trans and my names actually Jennifer.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ignore him.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he flexing the noob belt?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you shouldnt be ashamed and insecure about your rank. You’re the type to only post of you get a black belt but don’t have the will to ever get one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not true, I'd start posting around the blue belt

    • 4 months ago
      SwedishBrorsan

      he probably just started for the sake of feeling mildly relevant in different topics for content recycling from other content creators
      Ancient secret indian recipe of the poocurry yogis

      > 4 months of casually practising something new
      ~ 4 years of recycling content from real professionals of said sport/profession

      SHREEM BRZEEE

      • 4 months ago
        SwedishBrorsan

        indians are subhumans who are making the whole planet more filthy each passing day and theyll never go back to their own country
        to clean up their poo in loo and impossibly filthy water sources no matter how much money theyre given

        this is enough to captivate an indian audience

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "And you're a fucking paki."

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kick his ass with the power of my stand:
    Cocaine Blues
    *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff* *sniff*

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Right you are, my friend."
    >Proceed to do bar-bending Jefferson deadlifts

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    check'd. i'd ask how this gay knew my name and if he'd like to get stabbed

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gym doesn't allow muslims so that won't happen

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slap his ass, his girlfriends ass, his mom's ass, call him a pussy, and fuck his sister.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    look directly at his ear, smirk and walk away

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Laugh in his face like he has some funny retardation and say "ok ahmed"

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't go to places where morons are allowed

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask myself "what did he mean by this?" out loud while continuing to do whatever i was doing

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call him a street-shitting moron.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell him my name is Christian and not jeffrey

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do the needful

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Training goals

    Why do goal-fags always ruin everything by chopping everything up into impersonal goals?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    "No no sir, you're mistaken. I'm FUCKING a Jeffrey. But it is fine, learning new languages is hard enough for people who aren't retarded currymorons so your mistake is understandable. Now please fasten your belt, this isn't the designated shitting spot."

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