This is 2070 calories. It's just potato water. How?

This is 2070 calories.
It's just potato water.
How?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like i know bro

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol burns pretty well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's still empty calories though. Is it simply the low effieciency burning the liver provides that cause you to gain weight or does your metabolism divert to the easiest burning substance?
      Because alcohol in itself raises your internal temperature so surely you would lose weight drinking alcohol? Or am I missing something?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, I mean the caloric content is probably measured by burning anhydrous alcohol and then scaled to the ABW of the vodka.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so surely you would lose weight drinking alcohol?
        I always end up loosing weight after a weekend of fairly heavy drinking. But my lifts stay pretty much the same. So checks out for me at least.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same, alcohol make some shit loads the next day. I don't know if alcohol calories go in one way and come out the other as opposed to normal food calories actually being absorbed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same, alcohol make some shit loads the next day. I don't know if alcohol calories go in one way and come out the other as opposed to normal food calories actually being absorbed.

          It’s water weight brainlets

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its concentrated
    like if you drank a bottle of 40% milk

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >40% milk
      Imagine the gains

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It exists. It ia called heavy cream.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so we combine the heavy cream with some vodka (and maybe some kahlua) for ultimate gains drink?
          white russians for everyone!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Last time I drank white russians I woke up crashed into a telephone pole.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Greentext plz

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you budgeted it into you routine, then why not?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    carbs are 4cal/g
    fats are 9cal/g
    proteins are 4cal/g

    alcohol is 7cal/g
    your mistake here is treating it like water just because it's a clear liquid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its still like 60% water mind you anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        300ml x 7 = 2100

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the fermented sugars (the most calorie dense part) of hundreds of potatoes can be isolated and packaged into bottle, thanks to modern distillation.
    A pint of olive oil is like 50000 kcals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A pint of olive oil is like 50000 kcals.
      You WILL drink the olive oil.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not knowing this is made from non-food-grade (i.e. rotten) wheat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks he knows it all, but is still wrong
        It's made from corn
        You must be lots of fun at parties

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But why exactly does rotten wheat have such a substantial, positive in the moment, effect upon us.
        Bats, birds and elephants all seek alcohol, so what makes that such a wantable feature upon life?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a litre of vodka is 2070 calories and the average walk burns 50cal/kilometer, could you drink a bottle of vodka a day and walk 24km a day and not see any negative effects?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > could you drink a bottle of vodka a day and walk 24km a day and not see any negative effects?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >walk/stumble 24km while/after drinking a litre of vodka
      >everyday
      yeah dont think there would be many negative effects

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never experienced a "hangover".
        Apparently people feel sick or something? A litre of vodka seems a reasonable amount. You feel happier when drinking then you sleep an hour or two over, then you're hungry in the morning.
        Is that a hangover?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dry mouth, moving makes you feel nauseous, bright lights suck, headache

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I understand the mechanics, I just don't understand the cause.
            I drink a litre every other day. I experience no negative effects aside from weight gain.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are probably one of those genetic freaks. Andrew Huberman talked about something like this the last time he was on Joe Rogan

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Either drinking no water or eating nothing after getting drunk will cause a hangover most times. Also depends what you drink. Spirits (especially vodka) are less prone to hangovers than if you drink wine in my experience

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Like half a liter or day or straight liter and one day off?
              You probably just don’t know what it feels like not to be hungover

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As in Sunday night I drink a litre, monday I get up at 9:30 and go for a walk, then wednesday I drink a litre and wake up at 9:30 and go for a walk, then saturday I drink a litre and get up for walk.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i always thought the caloric value of alcohol is only usable by the liver
    i.e. in small amounts it acts like any calories, but in larger amounts your liver shits the bed and the calories don't count, or you get fatty liver

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      from my understanding, alcohol in its metabolic process is converted into acetic acid, and acetic acid can be peed out. in other words, if there's too much acetic acid (too much alcohol being metabolized at once) it'll be peed before it can be converted into more usable energy. so you're kind of right, but I think it's more the kidneys fault than the liver

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Drinking vodka in a dark room by yourself while browsing IST

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only true way to drink.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its grain water retard barely any vodka is made with potatoes

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taters bulk ya up real good

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Smirnoff is made from corn, a lot of vodka is made from grain. Unlike other liquors vodka isn’t required to be made from a certain ingredient. Vodka is vodka because it’s distilled to 95% ABV for purity and then deproofed to 40% ABV or whatever for sale. You could make vodka out of donuts if you wanted to.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I'm aware, vodka, legally, has to have no distinguishing character or flavour.
      From my understanding this was a law introduced to stop vodka from marketing itself as "the white whiskey".
      So how do companies get around selling raspberry and vanilla vodka?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOVAD is great on a bulk

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alcohol is its own macronutrient with 7cal/g. That's almost like drinking fat. Consider that people regularly drink 1/4, maybe 1/2 of this on each night a weekend. Now take that image in your mind and replace the bottle of vodka with a bottle of canola oil

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