This is all your fucking fault

>Have sex with gf yesterday
>it is going good
>read in a thread a couple of days ago that women fake their orgasms and the only way to check is to check their pulse
>I'm about to climax and she seems to be into it as well
>place hand on her neck and press my middle finger to touch her carotid artery (this is how I always checked my pulse)
>her pulse is going crazy
>get a massive pump and we both climax like crazy

She was very pleased and clingy afterwards. I was very happy until this morning when she said

>Yesterday was amazing anon
>I'm you enjoyed it, I did too
>When you grabbed my neck I thought you were gonna rip it appart, it was so hot
>she reveals a slight bruise on her neck
>then she kissed me

Am I screwed? I am not into hard sex and I swear I was just checking her pulse. This is how I was taught to do it in PE class (count beats in 10 seconds then multiply it by 6). I don't want to start beating her mid frick to make her cum. People will start making questions when they see her bruises.
What do?

On a side note, why do women get bruised so easily? It is not the first time she revealed a bruise I accidentally made while handling her.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get her to the doctor if checking her pulse gave her a bruise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can it be something bad? Tbh I might have pressed to hard, I was thinking with my dick at that moment.

      She is vegetarian btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Low red blood cell count makes you bruise very easily

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She has low platelets, tell her to eat more fruits and leafy vegetables to increase vitamin c and k levels. Is she on blood thinning medication or does she have heavy periods? If so, iron levels may also be low. Good sources of iron include beans and dark green leafy vegetables like kale.

        https://i.imgur.com/nt6bwFP.jpg

        >Have sex with gf yesterday
        >it is going good
        >read in a thread a couple of days ago that women fake their orgasms and the only way to check is to check their pulse
        >I'm about to climax and she seems to be into it as well
        >place hand on her neck and press my middle finger to touch her carotid artery (this is how I always checked my pulse)
        >her pulse is going crazy
        >get a massive pump and we both climax like crazy

        She was very pleased and clingy afterwards. I was very happy until this morning when she said

        >Yesterday was amazing anon
        >I'm you enjoyed it, I did too
        >When you grabbed my neck I thought you were gonna rip it appart, it was so hot
        >she reveals a slight bruise on her neck
        >then she kissed me

        Am I screwed? I am not into hard sex and I swear I was just checking her pulse. This is how I was taught to do it in PE class (count beats in 10 seconds then multiply it by 6). I don't want to start beating her mid frick to make her cum. People will start making questions when they see her bruises.
        What do?

        On a side note, why do women get bruised so easily? It is not the first time she revealed a bruise I accidentally made while handling her.

        this was hot though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She struggles with periods, they make her puky and weak.

          I have tried many times to convince her to drop the vegetarian meme or atleast to eat more eggs but she sticks to it. She says meat is gross. I have always been tempted to sneakily feed her chicken livers. My plan was to make some pasta with tofu and blend the shit out of some livers into the tomato sauce. But I have never done this, I would feel terrible betraying her for some heme iron.

          I'll talk to her about her easy bruises. But I think she is kinda proud of having them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >she is kinda proud of having them.
            yeah, she crazy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, she always shows me when she got a bruise when I touched her too hard. Once I pushed her down a zipline and she got a bruise on her upper right buttcheek with the exact shape of my thumb. She showed the bruise to her friends and they all laughed while I felt guilty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Let's hope she's never going to Amber Heard you.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you might be autistic

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are you 17 years old, or is this a bait post? Too lazy to check archive. Women love being used like prostitutes in bed, even if they are annoying feminists. My new gf was giving me my first blowjob a few days ago, and I held her head and came right in her mouth knowing she would hate it. She ran to the bathroom gagging and choking - it got in her nose. I was laughing my ass off. Anyway, everyone is just going to call this a LARP post, but the point is, today she made me breakfast and wouldn't get off me before going to work, kissing me and making the puppy dog eyes. Girls love an assertive guy. Next time choke her and give her a light slap too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Women love assertive guys! Trust me I got my first blowjob a couple of days ago.

      Go back.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be weird if we had to beat her whilst you where having sex with her. I mean, we could do that if you want to.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Am I screwed?
    No, hundreds of thousands people worldwide live with autism just fine

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>Have sex
    stopped reading

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God forbid you might stop being a gay.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chokes his girlfriend to make sure she is having an orgasm

    This board never stops surprising me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do that just because I'm a good boyfriend

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't want to start beating her mid frick to make her cum.
    It is what it is Anon, I don't know why but simulating rape really gets them going. I just want to have nice, loving sex with someone I like, but oh no, you have to choke them, spit in their faces and call them prostitutes. Frick it, maybe I should just get a troon instead.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a gf that liked to be choked until she passed out, with her eyes rolling back in he head. I’d then let go of her throat and finish inside her.

    I was absolutely not into it but I did it for her every now and then ( I thought it was too dangerous to do too often). She also liked anal sex more than regular which is another thing I just was not into. She was a white phd biochemist.

    I broke it off and got together and eventually married a very loyal and dependable abc who I now suspect might be gay and would have ended up with a women if her parents weren’t from China.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >eventually married a very loyal and dependable abc who I now suspect might be gay and would have ended up with a women if her parents weren’t from China.
      I suspected the same thing about my Chinese wife. She's no longer my wife.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/lbw3SJG.jpg

        >Am I screwed?
        > I don't want to start beating her mid frick to make her cum.
        you opened pandoras box. There is no closing that

        Hopefully this does not go further than just some choking. I got her texting me all day throughout work. I'm afraid she has already told to many of her friends.

        I had a gf that liked to be choked until she passed out, with her eyes rolling back in he head. I’d then let go of her throat and finish inside her.

        I was absolutely not into it but I did it for her every now and then ( I thought it was too dangerous to do too often). She also liked anal sex more than regular which is another thing I just was not into. She was a white phd biochemist.

        I broke it off and got together and eventually married a very loyal and dependable abc who I now suspect might be gay and would have ended up with a women if her parents weren’t from China.

        I actually like my gf a lot but this kink weirds me out. Never thought a post on IST would bring me this much trouble ffs.

        I do that just because I'm a good boyfriend

        >People actually impersonate other anonymous posters

        How can people be this pathetic? But yes, I do love her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zTMQNq8.png

      >eventually married a very loyal and dependable abc who I now suspect might be gay and would have ended up with a women if her parents weren’t from China.
      I suspected the same thing about my Chinese wife. She's no longer my wife.

      guess you guys were the biggest pussies they could find. no surprise either since you decided its ok to marry bug people

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You unlocked slave mode anon embrace it, choking a girl during slex is so fricking good manly as frick

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Am I screwed?
    > I don't want to start beating her mid frick to make her cum.
    you opened pandoras box. There is no closing that

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude if she cums you’ll know, there will be a puddle. Also once shes had one its easy to give multiples. Either im a sex god or its way easier to give a girl orgasms through penetration than most dudes think. Also, most girls like a bit of rough play, mine likes to be grabbed by the neck too, though only in a specific way.Sex is meant to be fun, experiment with what you both like and dont be to afraid to go to outside your comfort zone.

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