>this is how zoomers look now

>this is how zoomers look now

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this hairstyle called? I'm looking to get something like this, but maybe a little longer so I can tie a top knot. Shit is aesthetic as fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so I can tie a top knot.
      It's called "have a nice day, gay". Just mention it to your barber.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qm9SO3g.gif

        >is aesthetic as fuck

        Surfer bro haircut
        [...]
        Or this

        >t. Bald roidtars

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Malding

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is this hairstyle called?
      The "be young and never get a haircut"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is aesthetic as fuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surfer bro haircut

      https://i.imgur.com/5L7itxv.jpg

      >ken

      Or this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a layered shag with curtain bangs but you'll sound like a fag if you say that so just show them a picture + if you want the color too he 100% gets highlights lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I have no problem describing it. I'm already part way there with the layering and volume, I just want more length

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it’s girth that i want more of

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Long hair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so I can tie a top knot

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its a good thing. Bodybuilding and aesthetics needs to return in a world full of fat mutts. If youre too much of a gay to lift and diet or too much of a pussy to roid you deserve to get left behind. World is more competitive than ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont wanna look like a gay moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        better to be skinny fat and reallyyy good at league of legends huh bud

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how are your balls doing?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly thought they would shrink more. None of the chicks in my rotation have said anything and they love to worship my abs and arms. Feels good brah

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice larp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay, you never will.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lift at a uni gym and I can assure you that all the 18-20 year old guys are tiny little skeleton boys. Zoomers are unironically the physically weakest generation. Being raised on ipads since they were 3 years old did them no favors.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      25 year olds are zoomers too moron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally (physically) perfect
    The face, the body, the voice
    I really wish to know his stack though, no way he's natty

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tfw he refuses to be transparant
      >im fully natty guys
      >Blood work is all over the place and has opposite effect
      >see guys this proves im natty
      kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anyone that might fool themselves into believing this is natty deserves to be fooled

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Umm his hairline is literally perfect. Seethe harder dyel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >under 25 and not balding
            thats incredible

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im 28 with M hairline and i needed that laugh haha

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bloodwork all over the place
        explain. Can you analyze my poops?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His test was insanely low, as in impossible to build muscle (he crashed it) and his CRP was above 10 which is just sketchy as fuck (should be 0)

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he got tested and had the testosterone level of an 80 yr old woman
          which is impossible for his physique

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those pecs are fucking disgusting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He's literally (physically) perfect
      He looks like he stuffed hot pockets into his pecs, it looks ridiculous. No balance.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find this guy puzzling. All that muscle and he somehow still looks like a complete pussy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well he is clearly still hurt from his past since he keeps bringing it up, you can tell lifting probably saved him but he still struggles and his inner scared child dont wanna leave yet

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What like shit? Yeah we knew that already bro.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t this guy collaborate with dudes who pretend to be gay to get clicks on their tiktok?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I look like that and fuck zoomers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Umm why do you hate zoomers so much?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No I have sex with zoomers is what I meant.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are either noodle-armed DYElfags or ridiculous machines, I feel like. My cousin and his best friend are 6' and insanely athletic at 14, putting adults to shame. I was a fucking twig at that age. But then, you look at some others and they are the least athletic and muscular people you can imagine

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl he's aesthetic
    definitely not natty though

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol I don't know if I qualify as a zoomer since I'm 24 but I went to a public pool the other day and like 95% of dudes my age and younger are skinny-fat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You do

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    somehow looks like a roided ftm chud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has exceptionally beautiful face for a guy and he bleaches his hair

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, but he also looks dead inside, as if all that effort didn't change anything

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His chest is too overdeveloped for his arms and shoulders

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went from a potentially impressive natural to a non impressive roider

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