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>this is how zoomers look now
What is this hairstyle called? I'm looking to get something like this, but maybe a little longer so I can tie a top knot. Shit is aesthetic as fuck
>so I can tie a top knot.
It's called "have a nice day, gay". Just mention it to your barber.
>is aesthetic as fuck
>is aesthetic as fuck
Surfer bro haircut
>t. Bald roidtars
>What is this hairstyle called?
The "be young and never get a haircut"
Surfer bro haircut
it's a layered shag with curtain bangs but you'll sound like a fag if you say that so just show them a picture + if you want the color too he 100% gets highlights lol
I mean I have no problem describing it. I'm already part way there with the layering and volume, I just want more length
it’s girth that i want more of
>so I can tie a top knot
Its a good thing. Bodybuilding and aesthetics needs to return in a world full of fat mutts. If youre too much of a gay to lift and diet or too much of a pussy to roid you deserve to get left behind. World is more competitive than ever.
i dont wanna look like a gay moron
better to be skinny fat and reallyyy good at league of legends huh bud
how are your balls doing?
Honestly thought they would shrink more. None of the chicks in my rotation have said anything and they love to worship my abs and arms. Feels good brah
That's okay, you never will.
I lift at a uni gym and I can assure you that all the 18-20 year old guys are tiny little skeleton boys. Zoomers are unironically the physically weakest generation. Being raised on ipads since they were 3 years old did them no favors.
25 year olds are zoomers too moron
He's literally (physically) perfect
The face, the body, the voice
I really wish to know his stack though, no way he's natty
tfw he refuses to be transparant
>im fully natty guys
>Blood work is all over the place and has opposite effect
>see guys this proves im natty
anyone that might fool themselves into believing this is natty deserves to be fooled
Umm his hairline is literally perfect. Seethe harder dyel.
>under 25 and not balding
im 28 with M hairline and i needed that laugh haha
>bloodwork all over the place
explain. Can you analyze my poops?
His test was insanely low, as in impossible to build muscle (he crashed it) and his CRP was above 10 which is just sketchy as fuck (should be 0)
he got tested and had the testosterone level of an 80 yr old woman
which is impossible for his physique
Those pecs are fucking disgusting
>He's literally (physically) perfect
He looks like he stuffed hot pockets into his pecs, it looks ridiculous. No balance.
I find this guy puzzling. All that muscle and he somehow still looks like a complete pussy.
Well he is clearly still hurt from his past since he keeps bringing it up, you can tell lifting probably saved him but he still struggles and his inner scared child dont wanna leave yet
What like shit? Yeah we knew that already bro.
Doesn’t this guy collaborate with dudes who pretend to be gay to get clicks on their tiktok?
Good. I look like that and fuck zoomers.
Umm why do you hate zoomers so much?
No I have sex with zoomers is what I meant.
Zoomers are either noodle-armed DYElfags or ridiculous machines, I feel like. My cousin and his best friend are 6' and insanely athletic at 14, putting adults to shame. I was a fucking twig at that age. But then, you look at some others and they are the least athletic and muscular people you can imagine
ngl he's aesthetic
definitely not natty though
lol I don't know if I qualify as a zoomer since I'm 24 but I went to a public pool the other day and like 95% of dudes my age and younger are skinny-fat
somehow looks like a roided ftm chud
he has exceptionally beautiful face for a guy and he bleaches his hair
yes, but he also looks dead inside, as if all that effort didn't change anything
His chest is too overdeveloped for his arms and shoulders
>went from a potentially impressive natural to a non impressive roider
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