>this is how zoomers look now

>this is how zoomers look now

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this hairstyle called? I'm looking to get something like this, but maybe a little longer so I can tie a top knot. Shit is aesthetic as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so I can tie a top knot.
      It's called "have a nice day, homosexual". Just mention it to your barber.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/qm9SO3g.gif

        >is aesthetic as frick

        Surfer homie haircut
        [...]
        Or this

        >t. Bald roidtars

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Malding

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What is this hairstyle called?
      The "be young and never get a haircut"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >is aesthetic as frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surfer homie haircut

      https://i.imgur.com/5L7itxv.jpg

      >ken

      Or this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's a layered shag with curtain bangs but you'll sound like a gay if you say that so just show them a picture + if you want the color too he 100% gets highlights lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I have no problem describing it. I'm already part way there with the layering and volume, I just want more length

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it’s girth that i want more of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Long hair

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so I can tie a top knot

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a good thing. Bodybuilding and aesthetics needs to return in a world full of fat mutts. If youre too much of a homosexual to lift and diet or too much of a pussy to roid you deserve to get left behind. World is more competitive than ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i dont wanna look like a gay Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        better to be skinny fat and reallyyy good at league of legends huh bud

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how are your balls doing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly thought they would shrink more. None of the chicks in my rotation have said anything and they love to worship my abs and arms. Feels good brah

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nice larp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's okay, you never will.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I lift at a uni gym and I can assure you that all the 18-20 year old guys are tiny little skeleton boys. Zoomers are unironically the physically weakest generation. Being raised on ipads since they were 3 years old did them no favors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      25 year olds are zoomers too Black person

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally (physically) perfect
    The face, the body, the voice
    I really wish to know his stack though, no way he's natty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tfw he refuses to be transparant
      >im fully natty guys
      >Blood work is all over the place and has opposite effect
      >see guys this proves im natty
      kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anyone that might fool themselves into believing this is natty deserves to be fooled

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Umm his hairline is literally perfect. Seethe harder dyel.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >under 25 and not balding
            thats incredible

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              im 28 with M hairline and i needed that laugh haha

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bloodwork all over the place
        explain. Can you analyze my poops?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His test was insanely low, as in impossible to build muscle (he crashed it) and his CRP was above 10 which is just sketchy as frick (should be 0)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he got tested and had the testosterone level of an 80 yr old woman
          which is impossible for his physique

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those pecs are fricking disgusting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He's literally (physically) perfect
      He looks like he stuffed hot pockets into his pecs, it looks ridiculous. No balance.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find this guy puzzling. All that muscle and he somehow still looks like a complete pussy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well he is clearly still hurt from his past since he keeps bringing it up, you can tell lifting probably saved him but he still struggles and his inner scared child dont wanna leave yet

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What like shit? Yeah we knew that already bro.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn’t this guy collaborate with dudes who pretend to be gay to get clicks on their tiktok?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I look like that and frick zoomers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Umm why do you hate zoomers so much?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I have sex with zoomers is what I meant.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are either noodle-armed DYElgays or ridiculous machines, I feel like. My cousin and his best friend are 6' and insanely athletic at 14, putting adults to shame. I was a fricking twig at that age. But then, you look at some others and they are the least athletic and muscular people you can imagine

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ngl he's aesthetic
    definitely not natty though

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol I don't know if I qualify as a zoomer since I'm 24 but I went to a public pool the other day and like 95% of dudes my age and younger are skinny-fat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You do

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    somehow looks like a roided ftm troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he has exceptionally beautiful face for a guy and he bleaches his hair

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes, but he also looks dead inside, as if all that effort didn't change anything

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His chest is too overdeveloped for his arms and shoulders

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >went from a potentially impressive natural to a non impressive roider

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