This is Sean OMalley from the UFC bantamweight division. Isn’t it crazy how he could destroy all of you gym bros with little ease. Sucks to think you spent all that time getting big muscles and can’t defend yourself from someone like this.
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Isn't this dude a cuck?
So? So are you
I- I know you are but what am I!
Projects and then projects some more, good one op!
Hey, that’s the cuck dude lmao
too bad he can’t destroy the guy cucking him kek
I got in a fight with a guy that looked a lot like that, though with less homosexual hair, about 10 or so years ago. Admittedly he was a much better fighter than me, and could have probably kicked my ass with no issue, except that I just swung a couch at him.
was he also a cuck?
Haven't a clue. He was just some butthole at a party that got belligerent.
I guess it's possible, though.
>swung a fricking couch at him
based hahaha i love this fricking board so much
how do we escape the open relationship meme? It's insane how it permeates even famous people's lives
There are a few problems that are almost exclusive to famous people, one of them is open relationships.
>exclusive to famous people
have you ever lived in Austin, TX?
No, not only that, I don't think about America at all. Your country is completely unique in about a hundred different ways
Exclusive to famous people and liberals.
>my gf worships satan and keeps sacrificing goats in our living room, what do bros
Stop sticking your dick into anything that moves and use your brain. Most women don't push for open relationships. Get off the internet and touch grass.
Start beating women again
Just end the relationship instead of tolerating it.
this
If she proposes an open relationship more often than not she's been cheating on you.
That’s his girlfriend? Holy shit. I was bagging hotter chicks at University as a manlet. And she chucks him, too?
Wtf…
She's hot you moron
Also why don't you fricking wastes of oxygen actually explain what the story is instead of just saying "cuck???" a million times on top of each other
cuck
cuck
I don’t find manfaced goblinas hot, sorry.
Basically she fricks other dudes. Also, she's totally below average for a latina. If you're a white dude you should bag a hot Columbian or Cuban if you're into Latin girls.
Dude should just leave her.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
THE ONLY THING GETTING "DESTROYED" IS HIS GIRLFRIENDS ASS BY THE BULL
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH
THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>Be elite top world class combat sports athlete capable of defeating 99.99% of the human population in a fist fight
>is also a cuck
The absolute state of society
She’s just my type bros.
Can someone explain to me why vegans always let other men sleep with their girlfriends?
You're mentally ill
Isnt Sean O’Malley a cuck b***h who only beats chinny journeyman on losing streaks?
>bantamweight
>a weight class literally named after a breed of chicken
Yeah okay anon I'm sure he could. Weight classes are arbitrary everyone knows that, it's not for his own safety because a middleweight would snap him like a twig
>with little ease
So he'd have some problems?
>little easy
Thanks anon. I guess I am way bigger than him. Didn’t think I could trouble a top mma fighter though
then why do you care so much about it? why are you so obsessed with gym goers that you had to type that out like "hurr durr you'd get destroyed"? maybe you're just insecure that people who lift look way better than you and are stronger than you?
if i wanted to learn to fight, i'd learn to fight; much like if I wanted to learn to swim, I'd train swimming, and so on. I just don't care about it. while self defense is good to know, thankfully in my country street fights aren't the norm, and good luck defending yourself vs 3+ people anyway, especially if any of them has a weapon.
and if you're American, just carry a gun, problem solved.
He's like 130lbs and his wife fricks black men daily. I think I could win.
>wife fricks black men daily
Looks like his mother did as well
Dude cannot knock out people for shit. He can fight 135lb'ers yeah, but literally any trained 165+er will beat his ass
So he can beat the shit out of other men in the ring, but he's too pussy to beat his gf and catch a charge when she takes wiener up the butt from another man? You're right, that takes "strength", OP.
>Isn’t it crazy how he could destroy all of you
I havea gun
UFC fighters can't fight for shit.
>Needs a gun because he's too weak to defend himself with his fists
Pussy. Grow some balls, homosexual.
Why would ai waste time fighting a nig like you when I could just Mozambique you?
pretty much this
you're a dumb caveman if you think i'm gonna waste my time on some homosexual rando cuz he wants to scrap in a parking lot like a dopey redneck
You'd probably be knocked and before you could even grab it
height>muscles.
Jon jones proved that with his 7 foot reach
>guy who trains to fight is better at fighting
holy shit who would have guessed???
He got his shit pushed in by Marlon Vera. I love Marlon Vera he takes no shit and has a moronic kid
>I love Marlon Vera he takes no shit and has a moronic kid
At what weight does the difference become too great, 50 pounds?
And yet someone who's lifted for 1 year could probably destroy you. Weird how totem poles work init?
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I would just kick him in the foot
You guys all know an open relationship means he fricks other women too, right?
>"h...he gets to do it too guise!
A woman in an "open relationship" has fricked 50 guys in a week. The guy has fricked one that month.
>Basedjack poster
You don't know what you're talking about at all, but I'd love to hear your reasons for why you think that is. For all you know the dude could be slaying poon every night.
not that wojaker but his dumbass could just leave and do what you’re implying but he’s an emotionally attached cuck lmao
Look, homosexual numale
If your woman fricks other guys you've already lost. Saying "I frick other women too!" is just really sad. Actually cool guys frick other women without being cucks.
Also no he couldn't, I'm sure he could beat up a decent amount of anons here but he is just a bantamweight, not a very large guy. If you posted a pic of someone like Stipe Miocic or Tom Aspinall then I'd agree they'd probably be able to handle every anon on this board.
OP, you are one stupid motherfricker.
This guy had a controversy over steroid usage, and for the record, he's only good at using range to his advantage. If you want to know about excellent fighters, look at Khabib.
>this is a firearm. Ist it crazy how it could destroy all of you with a little trigger pull? Sucks that you spent all that time improving your body but can't defend yourself from getting shot.
I could absolutely murder that homosexual and I could murder Connor McGregor too.
What muscles do I have to workout for this move?
What move?
comparing your average normie in an open relationship and a near world famous athlete in one and saying theyre the same is almost libelous
>Isn't it crazy that someone who's been practicing martial arts since childhood is better at martial arts than someone who hasn't?
No shit, sherlock
and yet you neither fight or lift weights so even and old woman could probably slap your around the room