This is the average American couple in 2022

This is the average American couple in 2022

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And according to experts, it’s beautiful. Here’s why >>>

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only in small redneck towns of 1000 people.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people so fucking fat in the U.S.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sugar/bread meat and cheese with every meal and sedentary lifestyle. I for instance WFH so if I don’t workout I walk maybe 300 steps a day.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People drive everywhere and treat walking like it's exercise (which is to be avoided at all costs, obviously). I walk to a local deli everyday for my lunch break and my coworkers think I'm insane. It's literally on the same block as our office, it's not even a 5 minute walk away. If you go to NYC, the only pedestrian friendly city in the US, amazingly 90% of fat people disappear, and almost all fat people you see are tourists. Funny how that works.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pic very related

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's fucking over for America, this shit is only going to get worse as people begin leaving the house less and less.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anything <5 miles is walking distance. 10 I'd rather ride a bicycle in the interest of time. Any normal human should be able to walk more or less indefinitely, limited only by the requirement of sleep.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          please tell me it's satire, please

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >23 minutes is a hike

          Fucking hell sweet Jesus above hahahahahahaha

          Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

          Ffuuuuuuck my sides.

          I seriously hope fats are made illegal. They shouldn't be considered human.
          23 minutes isn't even long enough to walk a dog but calling it a hike is obscene

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/dmlJTnx.jpg

        Pic very related

        I want to leave this god forsaken country to badly but I don't even know where to begin with the process of finding a job/getting a visa/earning qualifications and licensing in another country. I work in architecture and every office I've ever worked in had at least 1 employee from Europe, South America, or Asia, but I feel like that's different from an American going to work in one of those places.
        I just don't want an American wife, because I'm worried she'll maintain her American habits and eventually get fat, nor do I want my kids to be raised in America and become infected with all of the cultural brain rot that comes with that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every office I've ever worked in had at least 1 employee from Europe, South America, or Asia, but I feel like that's different from an American going to work in one of those places.
          lol, you have no fucking idea how hard it is for foreigners to find jobs in the US

          the inverse is exponentially easier so long as you're willing to settle for rest-of-the-world pay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sedentary culture, eating out often, and normalization of obesity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part about this 'Average Woman' is that people base their health off of it. If the 'average woman' was 275lbs and a woman weight 260, she wouldn't consider herself fat or unhealthy. She would consider herself 'below average'. The idea of being proud of being close to an almost obese average is absolutely depressing. Being 168.5lbs puts you at a BMI of 29.8. Obesity begins at 30. The AVERAGE woman is .2 away from obesity, and they're proud of being close to the average.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genetics

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every city and town other than NYC was flattened and re-designed for automobiles
      >nobody walks anywhere
      >poisoned food thanks to farm/chemistry garden gnomes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its happening in more or less every country. germany is now as fat as america was in 2008 and rising at the same rate.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they drive everywhere
      >they eat 3-5 meals every day and snack constantly
      >all their food is loaded with sugar because they have third world tier consumer protections

      The funniest thing is that they will defend every one of these things to the death online.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >loaded with sugar
        corn syrup

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      US cities are very hostile to walking, this isn't like in europe where you can walk to a store and buy shit, no you have to drive atleast a few minutes. and as a european myself, this really makes me wonder what happens when they forget to buy something? like do they just drive another 20 minutes to the store?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    soul

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a gymcel, it fills my heart with joy when I see a tall fit man married to a short fat woman. Fuck you

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me ask you something OP - do you think Ronaldo says to himself "this is the average footballer in 2022" and gives a big condescending sigh over it?

    Do you think Grigori Perelman (mathematician) says "this is the average American math ability in 2022"? with a big tut-tutting over it and condescending sigh about how lame and awful they are?

    No, right? Because they've better things to be doing with their fucking time. It's only losers who are incredibly insecure in themselves feel such a need to highlight others.

    If others are so lame - why don't you pick up all the hottest bitches all the time? Nobody's stopping you. Go do it, I'm serious, see how far you get.

    • 3 months ago
      Not OP btw

      >reddit spacing
      Also CR7 Chadnaldo wouldn't do that because the average footballer in 2022 is actually IST and good at the game-- they are athletes after all. He still shoved coke aside and praised AGUA on live TV for a reason, you know.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am absolutely certain the elites are horrified and disgusted by the mediocre whenever they are reminded how lowly the mediocre really are.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least they have each other. I’d give my lmao4plate DL for someone to hold me and tell me everything will be ok.

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