This is the body 500 trillion dollars gets you.

This is the body 500 trillion dollars gets you.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if garden gnomes are from the middle east why are they so pale
    >there are pale arabs
    yeah like 0.1%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit like this is why no one takes you people serious. I know being a retard comes with the territory of racist, but being this retarded is a choice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually most arabs are kinda pale without a sun tan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the greediest most shapeshifting of europeans "converted" when they realized the kings would let them money lend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fair skin arabs are my weakness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How about persians 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ashkenazi garden gnomes are mostly white/european

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elon is a South African Boer.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    White pig pale corpse skin looks horrible in men but good in women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he is not pale

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's literally red haired

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he;s not pale. pale is a lack of skin exposure to sun. he's fair skinned but tan. fair skinned is for people with lighter complexions
            his buttcheeks no homo are pale, probably.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They’re just friends. Sasha exclusively fuck fans

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's on a boat in Mykonos fucking some Instagram thot and you're... well you know where you are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      paying to fuck a random whore who finds him physically and emotionally revolting. winning!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, it literally is.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As opposed to slaving away for a woman who resents you because she couldn't lock down one of the 50+ Chads that ran through her when she used to be hot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you guys are also trying to wealth maxx right?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >neuralink
    he is planning on leaving that body behind

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks pretty good

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what causes this physique? alcohol?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eating pure cash and HGH for skin care

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will never in my life understand why dudes spike their hair up. It looks terrible. like guy fierre or a middle schooler that rides bmx and smokes cigarette butts off the floor.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so you wish the men in your life would groom themselves in a way you found more attractive?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >rides bmx and smokes cigarette butts off the floor.
          wtf spiking hair sounds so cool now

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His mind is the valuable part

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn Bezos looks like THAT?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretty nice physique considering his age
        >thot tier slutty gf most people on IST would kill for
        >inconceivable amounts of money, power and influence
        >the fact that he went from a very nerdy, bad hairline schizo to chad/chad-lite
        Bezos may be a scumbag but you have to admit he has ‘made it’ harder than 99.9% of us ever will

        Bezos is on gear. Cant blame him imo. He can afford all the healthcare in the world to minimize the risks so why not get jacked?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty nice physique considering his age
      >thot tier slutty gf most people on IST would kill for
      >inconceivable amounts of money, power and influence
      >the fact that he went from a very nerdy, bad hairline schizo to chad/chad-lite
      Bezos may be a scumbag but you have to admit he has ‘made it’ harder than 99.9% of us ever will

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention he offers a service and products very much unlike that South African piece of shit with his meme cars and rocket dildos

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you think he'll let you suck his cock too anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think you meant 99.99999999999999% repeating of course, bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thot tier slutty gf most people on IST would kill for
        Have you seen her face?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just push it into the pillow my man, doesn't matter how ugly he is

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. His ex was unironically much more attractive, he made a sidegrade at best. Like he could have as cute of a girl as he wanted but chose THAT?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I truly don't understand people who want to have that plastc surgery stereotypical face.

            It objectively doesn't look good

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She probably fucks and sucks him whenever he wants and let’s him in every and all holes.

            https://i.imgur.com/07pknnY.png

            Meanwhile...

            I would unironically rather look like Bezos than Musk. The manlets are winning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bezos is a beta
        all the money power body gf whatever in the world can't make you alpha
        check what he messaged to his mexican gf

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon

          >I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you

          >You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh

          >I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.

          >I love everything about you. I love that your last pic takes me completely out of my head. I am crazy about you. All of you. I need to smell and touch you. I want to hold you. I know you’re right for me. I know we fit.
          >I like it when you’re strong, and I like it when you’re vulnerable. Everything. The only thing I don’t like is not being with you. All of this is just straight from my heart. I love everything about you.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chad, he's jacked, rich, and a poet. Truly surpassed all of us.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Th oh s is based, he can just say whatever he really feels and still get the girl unlike pussywhipped instafaggits that force themselves to type like ghetto morons and worry about not using punctuation so their favorite thot doesn’t get the ick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Outrageously based sentimental Chad psychopath. He doesn't get lewd once

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >alive girl
            Most people don't have to distinguish between alive and non-alive girls tbh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >alive girl
            based bezos feels the need to emphasize to the other party that they are in fact currently alive, not only does he profess his undying love, but he also reminds her of the human condition, perhaps making her realize that even this man of unimaginable wealth is still human and wants to be held and loved

            or he regularily interacts with dead girls

            take your pick

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being that girl and receiving this string of texts from one of the richest man in the world. Having a vagina is living life on easy mode.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            okay so bezos didn't sell his soul to get the bag.

            he's my ultra giga bro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sold his soul to the CIA and In-Q-Tel for """funding""" which is how Amazon makes most of its money
        he didn't "make" anything, he's a puppet figurehead who can and will be disposed of if he doesn't play the
        >le evil bad guy!
        good goy role for the proles.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A billionaire has made it harder than anonymous autists on a imageboard

        Yeah no shit anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>thot tier slutty gf most people on IST would kill for
        Im not into trannies, sorry

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/1owOlPY.png

      This is the body 500 trillion dollars gets you.

      someone needs to jojo these guys and do the "menacing" thing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SpaceX actually does progress, meanwhile Bl*e Origarden gnomes...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% a shoop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he only grew a beard... People would respect him more too and stop calling him a slimy evil man, instead just a chad evil man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow she is squirting so much

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he on Joe Rogan's routine? Lmao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hgh, yes

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All that money and he can’t even grow a decent beard either because let’s call a spade a spade: he’s a white jig

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jeff Gates

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mirin those nips

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should do a cut and lift whenever a Starship weld blows up and he'd look aesthetic as fuck in no time

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Well defined legs and calves
    >Decent triceps
    >Some visible pecs, not gyno
    Realistically he probably lifts but also has a shit diet.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's one of his clone. the real one is on vacation at china right now.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's like that guy who was a dyel but had broad shoulders, because Elon does look quite jacked in a shirt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Elon does look quite jacked in a shirt
      Unironically true, I watched his recent videos where he's touring SpaceX with that YouTuber and was kind of impressed

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nearly evrrything expt for true love, loyality and more time.

    Some things cant be bought.
    If he wanted a fit body he xan buy one every day.
    Think about that. You fit for bitches, he snips with his finger and gets what he wants when he wants it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ESL

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