he;s not pale. pale is a lack of skin exposure to sun. he's fair skinned but tan. fair skinned is for people with lighter complexions
his buttcheeks no homosexual are pale, probably.
As opposed to slaving away for a woman who resents you because she couldn't lock down one of the 50+ Chads that ran through her when she used to be hot.
I will never in my life understand why dudes spike their hair up. It looks terrible. like guy fierre or a middle schooler that rides bmx and smokes cigarette butts off the floor.
>Pretty nice physique considering his age >thot tier loose gf most people on IST would kill for >inconceivable amounts of money, power and influence >the fact that he went from a very nerdy, bad hairline schizo to chad/chad-lite
Bezos may be a scumbag but you have to admit he has ‘made it’ harder than 99.9% of us ever will
Bezos is on gear. Cant blame him imo. He can afford all the healthcare in the world to minimize the risks so why not get jacked?
>Pretty nice physique considering his age >thot tier loose gf most people on IST would kill for >inconceivable amounts of money, power and influence >the fact that he went from a very nerdy, bad hairline schizo to chad/chad-lite
Bezos may be a scumbag but you have to admit he has ‘made it’ harder than 99.9% of us ever will
>I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon
>I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you
>You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh
>I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.
>I love everything about you. I love that your last pic takes me completely out of my head. I am crazy about you. All of you. I need to smell and touch you. I want to hold you. I know you’re right for me. I know we fit. >I like it when you’re strong, and I like it when you’re vulnerable. Everything. The only thing I don’t like is not being with you. All of this is just straight from my heart. I love everything about you.
Th oh s is based, he can just say whatever he really feels and still get the girl unlike pussywhipped instagaygits that force themselves to type like ghetto Black folk and worry about not using punctuation so their favorite thot doesn’t get the ick
>alive girl
based bezos feels the need to emphasize to the other party that they are in fact currently alive, not only does he profess his undying love, but he also reminds her of the human condition, perhaps making her realize that even this man of unimaginable wealth is still human and wants to be held and loved
>sold his soul to the CIA and In-Q-Tel for """funding""" which is how Amazon makes most of its money
he didn't "make" anything, he's a puppet figurehead who can and will be disposed of if he doesn't play the >le evil bad guy!
good goy role for the proles.
>Elon does look quite jacked in a shirt
Unironically true, I watched his recent videos where he's touring SpaceX with that YouTuber and was kind of impressed
Nearly evrrything expt for true love, loyality and more time.
Some things cant be bought.
If he wanted a fit body he xan buy one every day.
Think about that. You fit for b***hes, he snips with his finger and gets what he wants when he wants it.
if israelites are from the middle east why are they so pale
>there are pale arabs
yeah like 0.1%
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry
Shit like this is why no one takes you people serious. I know being a moron comes with the territory of racist, but being this moronic is a choice.
actually most arabs are kinda pale without a sun tan
the greediest most shapeshifting of europeans "converted" when they realized the kings would let them money lend
Fair skin arabs are my weakness
How about persians 🙂
ashkenazi israelites are mostly white/european
Elon is a South African Boer.
White pig pale corpse skin looks horrible in men but good in women
cope
he is not pale
He's literally red haired
he;s not pale. pale is a lack of skin exposure to sun. he's fair skinned but tan. fair skinned is for people with lighter complexions
his buttcheeks no homosexual are pale, probably.
They’re just friends. Sasha exclusively frick fans
He's on a boat in Mykonos fricking some Instagram thot and you're... well you know where you are.
paying to frick a random prostitute who finds him physically and emotionally revolting. winning!!!
yes, it literally is.
As opposed to slaving away for a woman who resents you because she couldn't lock down one of the 50+ Chads that ran through her when she used to be hot.
you guys are also trying to wealth maxx right?
>neuralink
he is planning on leaving that body behind
Looks pretty good
what causes this physique? alcohol?
eating pure cash and HGH for skin care
I will never in my life understand why dudes spike their hair up. It looks terrible. like guy fierre or a middle schooler that rides bmx and smokes cigarette butts off the floor.
so you wish the men in your life would groom themselves in a way you found more attractive?
>rides bmx and smokes cigarette butts off the floor.
wtf spiking hair sounds so cool now
His mind is the valuable part
Meanwhile...
damn Bezos looks like THAT?!
Bezos is on gear. Cant blame him imo. He can afford all the healthcare in the world to minimize the risks so why not get jacked?
>Pretty nice physique considering his age
>thot tier loose gf most people on IST would kill for
>inconceivable amounts of money, power and influence
>the fact that he went from a very nerdy, bad hairline schizo to chad/chad-lite
Bezos may be a scumbag but you have to admit he has ‘made it’ harder than 99.9% of us ever will
Not to mention he offers a service and products very much unlike that South African piece of shit with his meme cars and rocket dildos
you think he'll let you suck his wiener too anon?
i think you meant 99.99999999999999% repeating of course, bro
>thot tier loose gf most people on IST would kill for
Have you seen her face?
just push it into the pillow my man, doesn't matter how ugly he is
This. His ex was unironically much more attractive, he made a sidegrade at best. Like he could have as cute of a girl as he wanted but chose THAT?
I truly don't understand people who want to have that plastc surgery stereotypical face.
It objectively doesn't look good
She probably fricks and sucks him whenever he wants and let’s him in every and all holes.
I would unironically rather look like Bezos than Musk. The manlets are winning.
bezos is a beta
all the money power body gf whatever in the world can't make you alpha
check what he messaged to his mexican gf
>I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon
>I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you
>You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh
>I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.
>I love everything about you. I love that your last pic takes me completely out of my head. I am crazy about you. All of you. I need to smell and touch you. I want to hold you. I know you’re right for me. I know we fit.
>I like it when you’re strong, and I like it when you’re vulnerable. Everything. The only thing I don’t like is not being with you. All of this is just straight from my heart. I love everything about you.
Chad, he's jacked, rich, and a poet. Truly surpassed all of us.
Th oh s is based, he can just say whatever he really feels and still get the girl unlike pussywhipped instagaygits that force themselves to type like ghetto Black folk and worry about not using punctuation so their favorite thot doesn’t get the ick
Outrageously based sentimental Chad psychopath. He doesn't get lewd once
>alive girl
Most people don't have to distinguish between alive and non-alive girls tbh
>alive girl
based bezos feels the need to emphasize to the other party that they are in fact currently alive, not only does he profess his undying love, but he also reminds her of the human condition, perhaps making her realize that even this man of unimaginable wealth is still human and wants to be held and loved
or he regularily interacts with dead girls
take your pick
Imagine being that girl and receiving this string of texts from one of the richest man in the world. Having a vegana is living life on easy mode.
okay so bezos didn't sell his soul to get the bag.
he's my ultra giga homie
>sold his soul to the CIA and In-Q-Tel for """funding""" which is how Amazon makes most of its money
he didn't "make" anything, he's a puppet figurehead who can and will be disposed of if he doesn't play the
>le evil bad guy!
good goy role for the proles.
>A billionaire has made it harder than anonymous autists on a imageboard
Yeah no shit anon
>>thot tier loose gf most people on IST would kill for
Im not into trannies, sorry
someone needs to jojo these guys and do the "menacing" thing
SpaceX actually does progress, meanwhile Bl*e Orijews...
100% a shoop
If he only grew a beard... People would respect him more too and stop calling him a slimy evil man, instead just a chad evil man
Wow she is squirting so much
Is he on Joe Rogan's routine? Lmao
hgh, yes
All that money and he can’t even grow a decent beard either because let’s call a spade a spade: he’s a white jig
Who is this?
Jeff Gates
mirin those nips
He should do a cut and lift whenever a Starship weld blows up and he'd look aesthetic as frick in no time
>Well defined legs and calves
>Decent triceps
>Some visible pecs, not gyno
Realistically he probably lifts but also has a shit diet.
that's one of his clone. the real one is on vacation at china right now.
He's like that guy who was a dyel but had broad shoulders, because Elon does look quite jacked in a shirt
>Elon does look quite jacked in a shirt
Unironically true, I watched his recent videos where he's touring SpaceX with that YouTuber and was kind of impressed
Nearly evrrything expt for true love, loyality and more time.
Some things cant be bought.
If he wanted a fit body he xan buy one every day.
Think about that. You fit for b***hes, he snips with his finger and gets what he wants when he wants it.
ESL