This is the ideal female body
You may not like it, but this is what peak fertility looks like
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak fertility looks like
This is the ideal female body
You may not like it, but this is what peak fertility looks like
>hit the wall at age 21
Holy shit that's brutal
I would let her shit on my chest.
She literally does drugs daily. What did you expect?
the classic shapewear and pulling your t-shirt up combo
you got a problem with that chud?
fuck i finally understand the people that say they hate these women
the instagram girls advertising their asses just pose and show it off, this bitch thinks shes cute&smart for doing this "gym girlie" bullshit
Looks good to me
That pic was before, this bitch unjusted herself, look at that shit printer
For (you)
It's shapewear, aka irl photoshop
that's nothing impressive, check your eyes
Fertility cannot fix that face
I unironically wouldn't
>5 minutes into Xanax and Chill and she gives you this look
She ain't the prettiest and she sounds like an absolute mouthbreather when talking and acts like an edgelord zoomer boy. But goddamn would I rail the fuck out of her.
She's a coalburner. You have a 50/50 chance of getting herpes.
100
>puts on shapewear
>look guys she unJUSTed herself!!!
Retard
this. those tight pants probably go all the way up to her ribcage to keep her belly from spilling out
If you think she is anything less than a 10/10, you are legitimately homosexual
>10/10?
No
>Big tits and phat ass that gets me diamonds?
Oh yes
I don't know what it is with her, but she gets riled up. I have a massive kink for edgy scene girls, so must be something related to that.
Billie Eilish is the embodiment of soulless 1000 cock stare
Those are just slav eyes.
SSR-eyes
>its a russian garden gnome dyes her hair blonde episode
She looks prettier than 90% of women. You are either a low-test gay or a jealous roastie. Stay mad
Go to any college campus in America, she's a 6.
lolno. Her huge tits would put her well above average even if she were a butterface, but she’s not. She’s conventionally pretty. Even the dead eyes don’t hold her back since they’re blue.
I was just talking about the "1000 Cock Stare ruining her face.
This pic captures it perfectly.
Her "dead-inside eyes" make it looks like she got RBF, Resting Bitch Face.
The way she stares at the camera in your pic makes it look like :
>POV You just nutted 10 seconds after putting it inside her
She looks constantly disappointed with this look. Either that or she looks like the crazy stalker bitch about to commit a double axe murder after finding you cheated on her..
>muh tits
Plenty if bitches with big tits and a non-retarded face, unlike her's.
my retarded zoomer coworker shows me hotter chicks that he bangs. simp more tho im sure billy sees this!
>simp more tho im sure billy sees this!
I hope she sees the amount of Deepfakes about her on the internet.
Thank the Machine God for DeepFake technology.
We can have customized celebrity porn to our hearts content and DeepFake Tech makes Women seethe uncontrolobly, especially celebrities who are affected.
But it's he EXACT same technology that women use as filters on phone/camera apps to fake their beauty and catfish men on Instagram and dating apps.
So if you wanted to Ban DeepFake Tech, you would have to ban Beauty Filters.
Which makes the entire ordeal even more enjoyable in the end.
>she's conventionally pretty
her entire face is crooked she looks semi decent from the one angle you've posted, and horrible in any other angle.
anon do u think 10% of women are a 10?
Idk care if she's a Russian garden gnome. Would x100
>Last name Eilish
>parents last names are O'Connell and Baird
What the fuck are you going on about schitzo
Forget for a moment the shitty music she does. I think she's somehow pretty, and has a lot of potential to be hot.
The problem is that she seems to be lazy as fuck hence somebody must have told her to start moving her ass a bit. Market nowadays is ALMOST all about sexualizing for women (pic somebody back in the 90s that reflects another time).
She has the tits, but she can't sell if there's no good ass to show.
she looks like a male death metal guitarist
Yes
UGH!
i love alanis so much its unreal
>complains that women in media get sexualized
>sexualizes herself for views
I'm so tired bros. I actually don't care if women want to flaunt their goods, I just want them to admit they like male validation and money that comes from it.
It's even worse than that
>Says "It's bad to body shame women"
>Proceeds to body shame men in the same breath
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YlqWHRrC7iE
Pretty sure that was because she was underage ya retard
>she was 17 years and 364 days old!?
>17 years and 364 days old girls should be legal to have sex with!
>and 17 years and 363 days old too!
>and 16 years and 363 days old too!
>and 12 years old too!
We have to draw the line somewhere.
decent father and his approval
16-17 isn't underage in most of america
dead eyed dog faced sheeny
I'm a 2, problem?
Okay what does a normal eye look like?
drug stare
I like my women to look a bit lobotomized
imagine unloading a massive, groaning, ball emptying, life changing CUMSHOT on those, bros.
fuuugghh bro. im goin COOMER MODE
She looks drugged up and abused by gnomish handlers
99c store Scarlett Johansson
would fuck hard but wouldn't breed, at 18 she was already a drugged up whore so imagine the extent of her mental (and hormonal) issues
My girl is a retired world class athlete
She's one of the few Japanese girls that are thicc but not fat.
Never seen a Japanese girl with an ass so big outside of the interwebs
Yeah sure
>horrible fridge body
that body is made to birth strong children fym stupid beta gay. Not man enough to handle a real woman?
You are either black or fat; either way, you have my condolences
I'm nordic (aka better than you) and just trolling for the sake of trolling. I'm gonna blow my cover now because you dared to insult someone genetically superior to you. Also I could buy your entire country btw
Would
MASSIVE
ZOOMER
HONKERS
You'd probably receive a lethal dose of SSRI's from sucking those puppies.
Either way I sure would feel better
Probably. But I don't care.
>If you think she is anything less than a 10/10, you are legitimately homosexual
Maybe not a 10, she's a 7, maybe 8 at best when she's dolled up in make-up. The 1000 Cock Stare kinda ruins her face honestly.
But definitely WOULD.
I wanna pump some life back into her eyes, if you know what I mean
I do believe this is the most "fat" we are ever gonna see on her. Her media department took note and told her to skip Starbucks shit and trash food.
weeeeewwww lads.
Christ. I'm an ass man but that shit makes me weak.
God, she is ugly
She had a black boyfriend by the way
So what? It's 2023, women can do what they want and date who they want, incel
K, but once you go black we don't want you back
>K, but once you go black we don't want you back
lol this kid unironically has better genetics than every black (and non-White) male
Really? He’s literally the incel wojack
That's a particularly autistic pic he took of himself, here he is in court and looks better than most of the redditards who would call him an incel
its those fucking cheeks. If he was put on braces as a child or something he'd be somewhat attractive.
dude had so much surgery done his hair fucking changed colours
Are you just saying that because he looks like you?
That's a garden gnome you gay.
They're not white anymore
— John Wayne, The Searchers
Don't think anyone wants you anyway
i remember seeing leaks of her multiple black boyfriends sucking her toes, alot of them are famous rappers
She'll have another one if I have my way.
Keep dreaming chang
Wow hang on wait a minute is that.......?
*rubs eyes*
Is that......????
Is that a real human female ass?
Non-artificial intelligence generated bootypoo?
WOOOOOWWWZAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
That makes my PEEPEE TINGLE OOOOHH MAMASITA!
*leans in close and whispers*
So you're telling me...
*looks over my shoulders*
you're telling me she actually farts and shits out of that thing? Out of her real female human ass??
Celebrity worship in the goddamned fitness board
You people are broken
How do I find a zoomer girl like her so I can breed her
you can find her address with a quick Google search
This is what her black boyfriend saw every day
Do you have more of these?
I think her body is fine considering all the drugs and benzos she takes
She is just a short white girl with huge tits
Just my type
I think 2021 Billie was peak Billie but this 2023 version is also fine.
the strategic cropping makes her look much hotter here
me too, but only while they're cockdrunk, on my peepee
americans legitimately think you're a pedophile for being attracted to Billie Ellish when she was 18
That's proof enough that anyone with those pants has no ass. Just look at
>This is the ideal female body
OP here, this is the correct pic
Right
She looks so gross too. Like she doesn't bathe or wipe her ass.
This is the ideal female body
You may not like it, but this is what peak fertility looks like
Very fertile, would love to milk melons that size.
>those hips with a flat chest
FUARRR
Shopped unfortunately
> Hey! Who left their beat-up, old, minivan parked next to this cone that clearly says no parking.
>Oh it wasn't a minivan it was just Billie Eilish
>HEY FRANK! It wasn't a busted old car with a bad paint job and 300k miles on it, it was just 21 year-old recording artist Billie Eilish!
>zombie face
NOPE! Don't have a kink to fuck the undead
I wonder how much mental damage I could cause this bitch just through some light middle school bullying/ball busting like calling her Bill, or William, or Billy Idol, or Billy from Biohazard (who actually kinda looks like Billy Idol) or just constantly asking her why she has a guy name in public.
Damn she got her ass in shape. Does she still have them huge tiddies tho
Bitch looks older than she is and also looks like she is diseased and dying. If it was not for her chest beefers most people would not care.
Love her.
who dis and why is this one gay obsessed
billie eilish, american pop star