This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like. Posted on May 5, 2023 by Anonymous This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
But that's just me with 20lbs more muscle.
>ywn a hunter gatherer in a pre agricultural tribe hunting mammoths with your buddies while having only primitive spears, stones and not wearing any clothes
Why even live?
You're really underestimating cavemen. They spent hours daily crafting flint points for their spears.
Most if not all mammoth hunts were performed with the atlatl and the darts often if not always had flint points.
Semantics, but while impressive and very effective, flint spears still are by definition primitive
It was "cutting edge" technology back then
Spears went from wood sticks to sticks with flint on it, to sticks with metal on it.
It's fair to call the rock sticks primitive.
how did they attach them? is that tape?
Sinews. Shoes used to be welt-stitched with those.
Split wood, insert flint in between, then tie it up real tight
idk really but thats how id do it
>tie it up real tight
You're too young to be here.
What both other anons replying to this said. They inserted the point into a groove at the front end of the shaft, and wrap the joint tightly in animal sinew.
The sinew was applied wet, and would shrink as it dried, making the bond even stronger.
You can also use semen to plaster it sticky
>autist is also a coomer
Funny thing, that’s how glue was invented!
The two on the sides are obsidian not flint.
>die from a minor scrape or a painful tooth infection
>b-but cavemen n-never got sick!
>Immune-systems weren't even invented yet back then!
>die from a minor scrape
This didn't actually happen. Death from infected wounds obviously happened, but the fact you can't fathom that hunter-gatherers suffered deep, penetrating injuries and rather died from "minor scrapes" like you get when you try opening your söylent a little too hard is pathetic.
>painful tooth infection
Hunter-gatherers actually had amazing teeth. Humans got much worse teeth after the introduction of agriculture.
Lots of confusion between hunter-gatherers and medieval peasants ITT.
Source for image is this, btw. Sorry I lost the English version.
>Lots of confusion between hunter-gatherers and medieval peasants ITT.
Didn't you know all hunter gatherers were basically starving anorexics despite having access to literally houndreds of kilograms big megafauna? Having any degree of muscularity is unnatural
Youre actually correct. An early man would smoke most people at nearly every sport that exists today or in antiquity.
is he 5'2"?
No, for the reasons explained here:
Please use your brain for your next post.
i'm talking about uncle tedd you sperg
Sorry I didn't know you were so retarded you didn't know how camera perspectives worked.
You are a genuine autist if you think that post was "blatant sarcasm."
I'm trans btw (if that matters)
>Didn't you know all hunter gatherers were basically starving anorexics despite having access to literally houndreds of kilograms big megafauna
>Not blatant sarcasm
Yeah you're a diagnosed autist
Oh, damn. You're even more autistic than I thought. I was using his post as an example why hunter-gatherers weren't short, because he (through sarcasm) pointed out they had access to infinite nutrition via megafauna. That's in agreement with the other post I linked, which you somehow didn't understand. I was never disagreeing with him or insinuating his post was serious.
Damn anon I actually feel kind of bad for you. I don't mean to bully genuinely mentally ill people. I'm going to stop responding to you now.
You could have just said "Sorry dude, I just didn't format my post correctly, this is what I meant:" instead of all this seethe & cope and moved on with your day. Embarrassing
The post was formatted perfectly btw
>I'm going to stop responding to you now.
My desire to not let people call me wrong is stronger than my desire to not bully mentally ill people. My post was formatted perfectly. I don't know why you're sperging out at me, frankly. I think you just read it wrong and refuse to look at it again.
Sire, my desire once again prevails, i have to succumb, and inform you, that only by the way in which you communicate, i can discern, that you are in fact, unfortunately, of the autistic varety
Very nice meme image my fellow neurotypical!
I’m chiming in to say you’re an autist
I don't mind getting called autistic by people who can't read. If you didn't understand that post, you are either retarded or autistic yourself.
>Please use your brain for your next post
Please treat your autism so you can detect blatant sarcasm for your next post
Is there any reason to believe that they didn't wear clothes?
Hunter-gatherers are actually very tall. You're confusing them with medieval peasants for some reason. Humans became much shorter after the introduction of agriculture (because of grains).
Caveman maxxing is the most based thing you can do
>Look like shit so no one will mess with you
>women actually like you cause they think they can fix you
>Can safely bulk to higher body fat cause the beard will hide you double chin
>the most enjoyable way to experience life cause you don't need to do faggy grooming bullshit
>dude le heckin ROCK
yea im done with this fucking gay bullshit im just eating a fuckton, lifting heavy rock, and not giving a fuck about garden gnomes and their bullshit society. Have fun trimming your fucking ass hair gay
I unironically want to achieve that.
me when I see a woman walking alone at night
this is me, unironically
i now understand why most pretty women never walk alone
false. If you can’t over-perform, compress your bodies size, and looks max; its not the ideal form.
My mom's dna test said we are a lot of Neanderthal and low myostatin, I like to think that's why I have a wide waist and shit.
>me at 3am drunk and hungry af running into the McDonald's lobby