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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But that's just me with 20lbs more muscle.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn a hunter gatherer in a pre agricultural tribe hunting mammoths with your buddies while having only primitive spears, stones and not wearing any clothes
    Why even live?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >primitive spears
      You're really underestimating cavemen. They spent hours daily crafting flint points for their spears.
      Most if not all mammoth hunts were performed with the atlatl and the darts often if not always had flint points.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Semantics, but while impressive and very effective, flint spears still are by definition primitive

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was "cutting edge" technology back then

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yo dawg.
        Spears went from wood sticks to sticks with flint on it, to sticks with metal on it.
        It's fair to call the rock sticks primitive.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did they attach them? is that tape?

        • 11 months ago
          Eat Borax for Bone and Hormone Health

          Sinews. Shoes used to be welt-stitched with those.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Split wood, insert flint in between, then tie it up real tight
          idk really but thats how id do it

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tie it up real tight
            with tape?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're too young to be here.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What both other anons replying to this said. They inserted the point into a groove at the front end of the shaft, and wrap the joint tightly in animal sinew.
          The sinew was applied wet, and would shrink as it dried, making the bond even stronger.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can also use semen to plaster it sticky

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >autist is also a coomer

            • 11 months ago
              Cptn. Doge

              Funny thing, that’s how glue was invented!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The two on the sides are obsidian not flint.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >die from a minor scrape or a painful tooth infection
      yeah, great
      >b-but cavemen n-never got sick!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Immune-systems weren't even invented yet back then!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >die from a minor scrape
        This didn't actually happen. Death from infected wounds obviously happened, but the fact you can't fathom that hunter-gatherers suffered deep, penetrating injuries and rather died from "minor scrapes" like you get when you try opening your söylent a little too hard is pathetic.
        >painful tooth infection
        Hunter-gatherers actually had amazing teeth. Humans got much worse teeth after the introduction of agriculture.

        Lots of confusion between hunter-gatherers and medieval peasants ITT.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Source for image is this, btw. Sorry I lost the English version.
          https://streamable.com/c1zhvu

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lots of confusion between hunter-gatherers and medieval peasants ITT.
          Didn't you know all hunter gatherers were basically starving anorexics despite having access to literally houndreds of kilograms big megafauna? Having any degree of muscularity is unnatural

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Youre actually correct. An early man would smoke most people at nearly every sport that exists today or in antiquity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is he 5'2"?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, for the reasons explained here:

        Hunter-gatherers are actually very tall. You're confusing them with medieval peasants for some reason. Humans became much shorter after the introduction of agriculture (because of grains).

        >Lots of confusion between hunter-gatherers and medieval peasants ITT.
        Didn't you know all hunter gatherers were basically starving anorexics despite having access to literally houndreds of kilograms big megafauna? Having any degree of muscularity is unnatural

        Please use your brain for your next post.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm talking about uncle tedd you sperg

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I didn't know you were so moronic you didn't know how camera perspectives worked.

            >Please use your brain for your next post
            Please treat your autism so you can detect blatant sarcasm for your next post

            >blatant sarcasm
            You are a genuine autist if you think that post was "blatant sarcasm."

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm trans btw (if that matters)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Didn't you know all hunter gatherers were basically starving anorexics despite having access to literally houndreds of kilograms big megafauna
              >Not blatant sarcasm
              Yeah you're a diagnosed autist

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, damn. You're even more autistic than I thought. I was using his post as an example why hunter-gatherers weren't short, because he (through sarcasm) pointed out they had access to infinite nutrition via megafauna. That's in agreement with the other post I linked, which you somehow didn't understand. I was never disagreeing with him or insinuating his post was serious.

                Damn anon I actually feel kind of bad for you. I don't mean to bully genuinely mentally ill people. I'm going to stop responding to you now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could have just said "Sorry dude, I just didn't format my post correctly, this is what I meant:" instead of all this seethe & cope and moved on with your day. Embarrassing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The post was formatted perfectly btw

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm going to stop responding to you now.
                >Responds again
                Yep, autistic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My desire to not let people call me wrong is stronger than my desire to not bully mentally ill people. My post was formatted perfectly. I don't know why you're sperging out at me, frankly. I think you just read it wrong and refuse to look at it again.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sire, my desire once again prevails, i have to succumb, and inform you, that only by the way in which you communicate, i can discern, that you are in fact, unfortunately, of the autistic varety

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very nice meme image my fellow neurotypical!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I’m chiming in to say you’re an autist

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't mind getting called autistic by people who can't read. If you didn't understand that post, you are either moronic or autistic yourself.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Please use your brain for your next post
          Please treat your autism so you can detect blatant sarcasm for your next post

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason to believe that they didn't wear clothes?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'4
    no thanks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hunter-gatherers are actually very tall. You're confusing them with medieval peasants for some reason. Humans became much shorter after the introduction of agriculture (because of grains).

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caveman maxxing is the most based thing you can do
    >Look like shit so no one will mess with you
    >women actually like you cause they think they can fix you
    >Can safely bulk to higher body fat cause the beard will hide you double chin
    >the most enjoyable way to experience life cause you don't need to do homosexual grooming bullshit
    >dude le heckin ROCK
    >no Black folk
    >free
    yea im done with this fricking homosexual bullshit im just eating a frickton, lifting heavy rock, and not giving a frick about israelites and their bullshit society. Have fun trimming your fricking ass hair homosexual

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically want to achieve that.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    me when I see a woman walking alone at night

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is me, unironically
      i now understand why most pretty women never walk alone

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    false. If you can’t over-perform, compress your bodies size, and looks max; its not the ideal form.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mom's dna test said we are a lot of Neanderthal and low myostatin, I like to think that's why I have a wide waist and shit.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *leans in*
    >WRONG!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me at 3am drunk and hungry af running into the McDonald's lobby

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