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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some ugly israeli girl.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Manlets will never —ACCCK

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God, she's so fricking hot.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have sex incel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she knows

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she Br*tish? Getting strong bongland vibes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        He’s Irish and she’s American. Nice cope tho
        5’7 and 4’11 so manlets just ascend with a short queen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          He’s Irish and she’s American. Nice cope tho
          5’7 and 4’11 so manlets just ascend with a short queen

          Nah she looks like a medieval serf.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you just know she's imagining that microphone is a huge wiener

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He’s Irish and she’s American. Nice cope tho
    5’7 and 4’11 so manlets just ascend with a short queen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >5’7 and 4’11
      they are Chinese. look at his eyes

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sabrina Carpenter is 4'11
    >he's half a head taller than her
    Is this dude 5'4?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5’7
      Hung too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hung too
        I knew he was a chink

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Average sized penises look very big on manlet. It's forced perspective, like how they made the hobbits look small / humans look large in the LOTR movies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's forced perspective, like how they made the hobbits look small / humans look large in the LOTR movies.
          No forced perspective needed. Elija Wood is just that small.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    narrow gay shoulders

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >here’s you’re joker bro

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Barry Keoghan - Born: October 17, 1992 (age 31 years), Summerhill, Dublin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dublin

      When you from Dublin but you halfling.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats a british man

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ripped Physique

    They actually went and HDR’d the shit out of this picture to make it look like Pillsbury Doughboy has abs.

    kek and also lmao.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder that she has a whole song called “espresso” full of innuendos about black men and coffee, with a music video about her chasing after a black man.

    also she has a song that ends with the line “the BBC told me to keep it PG…BBC i wish i had it in me”

    sad stuff. feel bad for her boyfriend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >also she has a song that ends with the line “the BBC told me to keep it PG…BBC i wish i had it in me”
      She makes up little rhymes at the end of her set and makes a running BBC joke every time she plays on British radio

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only fricks white men
        >make a Black person dick joke
        >have a guerilla army of coomers make endless promos about you because their brains are coomfogged.
        And they told me women aren't smart.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sabrina is talking about big Indian wieners

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True. All women are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She only fricks white guys though, pajeet. But I agree the israeli scripts she reads off of are disgusting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why are IST incels obssessed with black people
        It's getting fricking annoying

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
        Is it that sweet? I guess so
        Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
        That's that me, espresso
        Move it up, down, left, right, oh
        Switch it up like Nintendo
        Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
        That's that me, espresso

        Espresso is brown like an indian or a spic
        Why dont indians say shes talking about indian guys instead of talking aboutblacks
        I hate this IST incel gay Esl cuck shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sad. many such cases.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a body sculpted from years spent fighting off sexual abusers in the irish care system

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Example #3737727 that women don’t give a single frick about your muscles

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you need more?
    Yes unironically, I dont like women without breasts or ass.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally who?

      qrd on the blonde ?

      >qrd on the blonde ?
      Sings the inescapable summer 2024 hit "Espresso"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        haven't heard of it, dont care

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one’s heard of you either lil guy yet here we are

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yep

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it was a hit, you wouldn't have had to explain that it's a hit.

          >t.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it was a hit, you wouldn't have had to explain that it's a hit.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on the blonde ?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm hoping there will be videos of Sabrina and Taylor Swift together as she's opening for her. lulz will be had as Taylor is a full foot taller.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A. That guy looks like a creepy experiment
    B. That b***h ugly

    what the frick is wrong with you tren trannies?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude looks like a made up cartoon character id say 9/10 girl is 5/10 mid hoe you can meet at any gas station

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