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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fit
    Yeah. I'm sure he can fit a lot of dicks in his mouth. Enough to give you a run for your money OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fip bip

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why does he have such lats? i mean, isn't like he's going to use it on soccer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably just likes pullups

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's a bodybuilder as well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who is that?

        Based. Looks better than most bodybuilders. What else does he do? He looks like he's a surfer or something.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Alonso Val d'Aran, hes a spanish player on their national curling team (pretty big in spain) but is more of an influencer really

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he has said multiple times that working out all of your body makes you more athletic and injure free, also center of mass ans such, a man is a man and the reason he is the best player ever is because he IS THE MAN

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's also gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the reason he is the best player ever
        lol. lmao, even

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Roids or lipo, its not natural despite what his fanboy homosexuals think.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sprinting, injuryproofing cause football has lots of rough fouling

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's insane how high he is of himself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Some dorky manlet mogs him to oblivion for crying out loud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"Why does the 5x Balon D'or winning multimillionaire 39 year old soccer player think so highly of himself"
      >Said the crab
      Maybe if he starts begging and groveling you'll feel more comfortable in your mediocrity

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Slurp, slurp, slurp mmm celebrity cummies - thats you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he was on the Spanish curling team? Does he do both?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit ab genetics tbh
    Thank God he has a face that's easy on the eyes though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      At least after he's had several plastic surgeries to fix most of his flaws. He already started with that almost 20 years ago.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice core
    nice lats
    nice legs
    tiny noodle arms
    small chest
    small delts

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >manlet
    >victim weight

    lol i speel my drink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ronnie is like 6'3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No he's 6'1

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is his watch on the wrong hand

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bloated fat lardasses ''powershitters / ''bulking'' bodybuilders with binge eating disorder seething all over this /thread

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    terrible pecs, good lats tho

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >literally top 3 most athletically gifted human to ever exist
    ronaldo isn't huge but there's no single thing about him that's baseline

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