THIS is what women mean when they say they like dad bods. NOT your skinnyfat physique with a beer belly and hank hill ass

THIS is what women mean when they say they like dad bods. NOT your skinnyfat physique with a beer belly and hank hill ass

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like shit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cut your facial hair. you look like a gay. also, manlet and poo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >huge head and tiny body

      the manlet curse.

      t. fellow manlet

      tiny little manlet frame

      shoulders the width of a loaf of bread

      100% incapable of winning any combat fight

      I’m literally 6’3” lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        6'3 with some boobas

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In what universe?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >6'3"

        Nah bro, not in a million years you literal dwarf!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >this clueless
          Rofl get off channel4, kid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he isn't 6'3" but that method doesn't work unless the phone is on the same 2D plane as his body

            things closer to the camera appears bigger

            >manlets detected

            Lmfaoing my fricking ass off

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he isn't 6'3" but that method doesn't work unless the phone is on the same 2D plane as his body

          things closer to the camera appears bigger

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what is perspective

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >what is perspective

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >huge head and tiny body

    the manlet curse.

    t. fellow manlet

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is a skinnyfat physique

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah you can definitely see there’s a lot of muscle under there

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        under where Black person?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hehehehe you said underwear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is the muscle under the floor?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tiny little manlet frame

    shoulders the width of a loaf of bread

    100% incapable of winning any combat fight

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS is what women mean
    >For real this time! No Take-Backsies!
    I am telling you the truth: a Dad Bod is whatever body that a woman's crush has.

    There is no logic to it.

    You could be 100lbs or 500lbs. A dad bod is just codeword for a out-of-shape guy with a handsome face and confidence to spare.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is cope. It’s very obvious that when women say dad bod, they’re referring to a body like op. High body fat but with a lot of muscle underneath

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is cope
        Exactly. You're absolutely right. That's how women think. It's all emotional cope. She likes exactly what she's been, or will be, convinced to like. Nothing more, nothing less.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek dad bod is for men who are less attractive than the women so they can let themselves go and still be more attractive than you so they have leverage. And you aren't attractive to other women so they don't have to compete with other women

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    goddamn you're fricking moronic, you have no visible muscle mass whatsoever and have the same physique as the gamer who snacks on Cheetos and Mountain Dew all day. please chop your penis off, you lost your privileges.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOT your skinnyfat physique with a beer belly and hank hill ass
    >posts skinnyfat physique with a beer belly and hank hill ass
    this is what women mean when they say they like dad bods

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NEVER wear shorts below the knees.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not a homosexual though

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice Klinefelters, sis!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    luke danes from gillmore girls is what women mean when they say dadbod.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and yes the forearm vascularity is critical

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pls give forearm workouts

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          deadhang to failure as many times as possible every day (add weight if you're victimweight)

          rice bucket - pronation/supination/extension exercises (look it up)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >deadhang
            LMAO

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              victimweight detected

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this is what people think when they hear dadbod. Dadbod isn’t retired 2 years ago football player who enjoys occasional beer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what people think =/= what women mean

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't see his body,I'm a fatass but I look good in clothes

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Jimmy Kimmel wearing crocs?

    Also no woman wants this.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Destiny special.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally skinny/fat mode.
    Praying for your recovery op

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOT your skinnyfat physique
    >posts skinnyfat

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOT your skinnyfat physique with a beer belly and hank hill ass
    posts skinnyfat physique with a beer belly and hank hill ass

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can cope

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sadbod

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If my dad looked like that I wouldn't respect him

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this. pic related is what women really want. "dad bod" is essentially something that exists in the context of a committed relationship, preferably with children. the weight gain/condition of being overweight is indicative of being mature and capable of maintaining a lifestyle that prioritizes your relationship with your wife and your role as caretaker above the low IQ priority of trying yo nake yourself look good while neglecting your woman and your children

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      exquisite bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does that kid look asian?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here is the explanation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would give literally anything to have sex with all three of these girls at the same time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did he really have to do a onions face ?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a beer belly?

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