>this kills the BJJ practitioner

>this kills the BJJ practitioner

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw deontay buys me an N64 my wifes son

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ESL?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hip escape
    >arm bar
    simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'm too strong, sorry, it's over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, saved pic.
      Man if someone finds it how do I even begin to explain
      >s-so there’s this online fitness f-forum…

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically I've grabbed people forcibly by the throat and KO'd them in half a second
    What good is BJJ that doesn't even protect against strikes when I can KO you with one grab in half a second?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For reference it went down basically like this, except I grabbed them with an open hand instead of chopping them

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah bro, just take him down, pass his guard, get mount, keep him from escaping, and attack his neck. BJJ is useless against this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you have to do any of that other than grab his neck?
      Most BJJ practitioners are weak as frick and couldn't get out of a strong choke
      The proof of this is that strangling is against the rules in BJJ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You won't be able to finish that from guard. He can just stand on your hips and push off with all his leg and back muscles. Unless you're Sapp vs Tamura levels of bigger and stronger than he is, you're going to need to control him, which is what BJJ is good at preventing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said before

          Unironically I've grabbed people forcibly by the throat and KO'd them in half a second
          What good is BJJ that doesn't even protect against strikes when I can KO you with one grab in half a second?

          Unironically I've grabbed people forcibly by the throat and KO'd them in half a second

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You mean you hit them? If you have shock and initiative against someone who doesn't have time to resist, it doesn't matter what martial art they trained. Why are you shitting on bjj specifically>

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was at an MMA gym and it wasn't a strike it was a forceful grab
              If anything I was helping them tighten their game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You KO'd someone in one second by slamming your hand into the area of their chin but it wasn't a strike?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I grabbed them by the throat and they passed out
                Wasn't what I was expecting, wasn't my intention, just happened
                Was a lesson for both of us
                And that's why BJJ homosexuals are weak, no defense against anything except grabbing pajamas

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In half a second? Like a fainting goat? This guy must have been the most pencil necked dweeb ever. Do you honestly think this would work on Jacare, or Big Nog?

                Captcha: quints

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know who those are, but probably not
                I'm a great deal larger and stronger than most people who live in my area
                Still they should train against it
                10th planet bros are way more realistic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This dude is trolling you. No one has ever passed out from a rape choke.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >captcha
                I kneel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean even when I did Judo *Judo* at a decent gym we would mime punching each other to show how we were totally open to getting hit in a fight during ne-waza

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >If you have shock and initiative against someone who doesn't have time to resist
              That's just how it is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >from guard
          You don't do a rape choke from guard, you do it from mount. Although, I would tend to think that the forearm on the throat is more effective.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You talking out of your stupid ass, all wrestlers have strong as frick grip that you can't train with weights. Plus technique is the most important thing, watch first ufc events 100+ lbs difference but Gracie won.
        But I get that you're trolling by acting moron

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your double arm bar

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets armbarred

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pls post video if standing double armbar

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best BJJ fighter of all time vs a manlet Japanese guy with an IQ over 90
    Enjoy
    [*]

    You seriously think BJJ is a serious martial art now?

    *Actually I tried to find Sakuraba vs Hoyce Gracie's original fight on youtube but the """""legendary""""" gracy family was so humiliated they DMCA'd the shit out of every upload of the original fight.
    HOLY COPE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was under the impression that Sakuraba was very strong and a very skilled fighter in his own right. Doing him a bit of a disservice in your description of the fight.

      I do think the modern obsession with BJJ is a bit cringey though. People just want to repeat what they hear fighters say on podcasts and interviews and BJJ for a long time was a bit of an overhyped fad when in reality it's just one set of skillsets for certain situations rather than a complete system of fighting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Especially guys like Jocko
        Like, if you're a special forces soldier, and you've lost your primary weapon, your side weapon, your grenades, AND your knife, then what the frick are you doing?
        You gonna play pajama wrestling 1 on 1 and take down the taliban?
        Frick of Jocko, you pretender

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Judo would be far more efficient than BJJ, given its focus on standing game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I agree in the slim chance you get taken as a POW
            Otherwise he should focus on gun-fu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This holy shit, special forces podcasts are Soo fricking cringey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sakuraba was a strong and skilled fighter, and submission grappler in particular.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this kills the BJJ practitioner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this kills the BJJ practitioner

      Kek this is now a murder technique thread.
      Post the best ways to Kill people .... (in Minecraft of course).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bear hands

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bear hands
          Like this?

          Very good choice.
          A bit heavy and unweildy, but once it lands, it's over for them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Brutal mog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Whith every stab you should twist then slash out of the wound the direction you twisted. If you missed an artery going in you might catch one going out. If you hit an artery you will make it impossible to treat by doing this. Changing wrist orientation will also prevent someone grabbing it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Very true.
          A regular stab is usually not enough to kill. Twisting the knife in the wound greatly increases the chance to kill.
          That's also why triangular bayonets were banned under the Geneva Conventions, because no doctor could sew up the wound, no matter how good they were.

          I have to say tho, that during a life or death situation / scuffle / fight, stabbing repeatedly is easier and more natural to do, than to take your time to twist, turn, and slash is too slow and methodical.

          Stabbing repeatedly maximizes your chances to find a artery or a vital organ.
          It's also way harder to defend against.

          Threfore the Twist turn and slash technique should be used when you have the element of surprise, in my opinion.
          It's better on paper, but when you're killign someone, instincts take over, and it's hard to think about how you're stabbing someone during the act.

          There's pros and cons to both techniques, is what I'm saying.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If someone grabbed my throat like that my thumbs would be through their eyes in less than a second.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'd just armbar him bro because I'm a BJJ pr-ACK

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >practice BJJ for a decade
    >fight a random chav with a knife
    >die
    very practical martial art you got there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the point of bjj is to attack a chav with a knife and win
      knuckleheads just dont understand the big picture

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good luck getting into top mount against someone with better bjj than you, and goodbye to your arms if you try to rape choke from top full guard

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People here are ridiculously moronic when it comes to martial arts. Multiple things can be true at the same time, such as:
    - BJJ will not protect you from a knife
    - A skilled BJJ practitioner would be able to defend this choke against someone of similar size (quite easily)
    - However, size and strength are massive advantages in BJJ
    - A random normie would probably have a hard time getting top mount against a skilled BJJ practitioner and holding it long enough to get this choke
    - BJJ is not a panacea for all physical confrontations, it is an effective means of grappling once on the ground

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >130lb bjj joe rogan homosexual pulls guard
    >soccer kick his face
    Nice martial art. You going to pull guard when a person invades your home to rape your mom?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think that human limbs allow you to soccer kick a person while in guard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll pull my gun first, then pull guard. Sweep into mount to get my points, then wait until the round is over. Oss.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pull my gun out
        >shoot myself in the leg
        >HAHA I WIN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Soccer kicking a guy in guard wasn't that common in PRIDE. What was more common was kneeing a guy that had turtled up in the head until the ref called the TKO.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You hating on bjj you basement dwelling homosexual, the absolute state of yourself. And you can ez takedown your opponent, especially if he's not as trained

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You seething little midget, a normal sized adult would just stand up if you tried shit. And just LOL at all these BJJ gays pretending to be mature as if they don't larp that they're badasses all day and share Jocko inspirational quotes. I deal with you queers online all the time then when people point out your stupidity, you're like "I just do it because it's fun!"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't see what people see in that roidmonkey walking self-parody.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are worse than a Black person. You are larping as some sort of tough guy because you think you could crush a BJJ practitioner. Are you really so fricking deluded to think that a decent BJJ practitioner is going to fricking pull guard in a real street scenario?? You make fun of the little homosexuals who jerk off jocko and rogan, but yet I'm sure you wack it to videos of twinks that pull guard and get shit on.

          Anyone who takes the sport seriously learns humility and does not larp as a badass. I don't know who you are interacting with to get this impression, but I promise you that if you go to any non-mcdojo bjj gym, you will not see the guard pulling queers. Please find a more substantive criticism of the sport than picking a niche group of anorexic twinks that don't know how to fight. Keep in mind that all beginners at BJJ learn self-defense first, which never involves any autistic guard pulling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >soccer kick Rogan
      Be glad that doesn't happen to you fatlard, his kicks would tear you in half

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poke ya eyeballs out

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing personell, kid

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did BJJ fool so many people into thinking this shit works on the street?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My making it so that submission wrestling works in MMA and then dominating MMA with said submission wrestling?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BJJ teaches you how to control people on the ground, you need to pair it with a type of striking if you want to frick others up completely.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because it does. It's not the answer to everything for a million reasons, but if you end up on the ground it will work.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you think any martial art other than Arnis aka Escrima aka eskrima aka Kali (why the frick all those names?) Works in the street, u're dumb and probably die in a fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      arnis aka escrima aka eskrima aka kali aka lil cali aka cali strain aka lil durk ft future aka

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How?
    >push arms through middle
    >put hands on inner elbow joint
    >push out slowly and firmly
    >forces the person to either raise or lower you to keep contact with you
    >wrap legs around body
    >they will try to straddle you
    >kick one knee out
    >wrap legs around anyway
    >they fall down and lose all pressure on your throat
    >push out violently on elbow joint
    >they fall down
    >grab wrist with one hand use other hand on elbow and flip that direction
    congrats you're now on top, break out of their guard and don't make the same mistakes they did.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's biting, just taking chomps out of mother frickers drawing blood will instill fear like no other

  22. 2 years ago
    nutefag

    we call this the rape choke in bjj and its super easy to counter and we would laugh at you if you choked us like that.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if I just lie on the floor and stay protected via the fight commission's arbitrary ruleset I'm a sigma male badass like Jocko!
    No that's called "losing the fight."

    ?t=80

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if you encounter someone trying to fight you, acts all tough and all. But instead of mirroring his body language, you act unpredictable, like, start screaming, shouting racial slurs, hitting your own chest, jumping around, take your pants off and take a shit, then start kicking your own shit at them?
    Do you think anyone would want to fight you anymore?

    • 2 years ago
      nutefag

      depends on the context, if i have a good reason to shit kick you, and i know this is a ploy to get me to not shit kick you, i will still shit kick you anyways.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why people fight anyway? What's the motivation, reason?
        Someone angered someone else? Said something like
        >nice pants, homosexual
        ?
        I literally don't get it why fight occurs if there's no mugging.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          2 reasons

          because someone wants something they think they can get by fighting

          and

          fighting is transcendentally beautiful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      against whites or asians this would often work.
      against people of low intelligence (africans) this would work against you.
      see they respond to monkey speak like this and it actually increases their likelyhood to want to prove they are alpha male and fight you.

      All about context.
      For most blacks staying cool and level headed (not relaxed, but not visibly shaken or angry) switches some uncanny valley reflex in their brain.
      They don't know how to react and often frick off with a "mufuga cracka i'll kick your ass."

      Knowing your opponent is 1/4th the battle, half the battle is logistics, the last 1/4th is extreme violence.
      So if you logistically look like you could beat someones ass and you know how to respond to an opponent before a battle even starts you have a 75% chance of just outright winning without any violence. That last 25% has endless variables.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >someone wants to fight you because you told them to go back in line and wait like everyone else
    >put your dominant hand behind your back
    >take out your knife from back holster
    >say nothing, do nothing, watch his movements
    >if he gets close enough for your reach stab him to the side, arm or leg
    >so you won't kill him and get in jail, but get advantage over him and he likely retreats
    Wow, so hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My man you go to jail for stabbing people, even if they live.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You don't in self defense
        Just warn them to stay back before stabbing
        Someone surely records it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If a dude comes up to you acting aggressive and you stab him, that is absolutely a crime, atleast in where I live.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so move out of whatever socialist hellscape you live in.

            It's not illegal in any first world country.
            It all depends on one thing
            >Did you fear for your life
            if you did ethical, philosophically, and legally it is okay to take someone's life.
            They forfeited theirs when they risked your life.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Let me guess, american?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stabbing in self defense is OK if your goal was to disable and not kill. Like I said, stabbing arm, leg or to the side where you can't do lethal damage.
            Also, after stabbing call the medics and police. No one in hell will think you tried to kill the man and not just defending yourself.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Advise like this is pretty moot if you dont state where you live. Also puncturing the femoral or brachial artery can still be lethal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                femoral yes, brachial eh probably not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just stab all the witnesses m8, it's not hard.

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